YOLO2020

Rachel:
Lucas, will you please tell Sarah that I'm not talking to her?

Sarah Doyle:
I wasn't myself, Rachel. They gave me honey wine.

Rachel:
Oh, f*** you! You stole my idea. You knew I wanted to become an empress.

Sarah Doyle:
What? No, I didn't.

Lucas:
No need to bicker, ladies. How about we shake hands and make up?

Rachel:
I got a better idea. [boutta unfollow Sarah's profile]

Sarah Doyle:
[scoffs] Are you serious? You're going to unfollow me?

Rachel:
No, I'm not going to follow ya. I'm going mute ya. Then I'll never have to see your dumb garden posts ever again.

Sarah Doyle:
Well, it's good to know what you actually think.

Rachel:
Yep, it is good.

Sarah Doyle:
GOOD!

Rachel:
GOOD!

[Sarah and Rachel angrily leaves separately to their own directions]

Lucas:
Hmm. I am literally shaking right now.