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[while Lucas travels the Scary Mountain, he met 3 other nerdy guys with hats]

Lucas:
Who are you gentlemen?

Matthew:
I am Matthew the Excellent. Here on the final part of my love potion quest.

Crumblord:
Damn all you foolish humans. Let's just get this over and done with, quick.

Daniel:
Caroline, Caroline, I will get my Caroline one day.

Lucas:
Wait. The mermaid gave you all the love potion scrolls, too?

Matthew:
Yep. We all just met 10 minutes ago in the forest and realized we were all on the same quest, too. And NOW we are a group of male best friends. Isn't that sooo spectacular? Will you join us?

Lucas:
I'd rather not. I consider myself a bit of a lone wolf.

Crumblord:
Hmph, fool. The lone wolf dies alone in the snow, lamenting the alliances that never formed.

Matthew:
But, but, but we must band together to survive the challenges that await us in the dungeon.

Lucas:
What dungeon?

[Daniel opens up the branches that reveals a dungeon]

Daniel:
DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON!