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[Chris help Vargas kill Victor Logan]

Vargas:
Wow, that was fun! Hey, Logan, get up. Come on. Let's do it again.

Chris Monsanto:
He's dead, Vargas.

Vargas:
Oh. Okay. Well, let's do it again when he's not dead anymore.

Chris Monsanto:
[sighs] You know, this is just never gonna work. I can't kill you. You're harmless.

Vargas:
[evil voice] Think again, Chris.

Chris Monsanto:
[stops for a minute]

Vargas:
I've been wanting to put Logan down for a long time, and you just helped me do it.

Chris Monsanto:
Wow. Vargas, you're cured! You're evil again!

Vargas:
Not quite. Brain damage -- Just an act. I've been faking it, Monsanto, and you fell right into my trap.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay. [gun c*cks] I'm gonna put 6 bullets in you -- Three for my partners you wasted, one for the time I wasted, and two for Brett and Susie, in case you waste them before I waste you.

[Chris shoots Vargas]

Chris Monsanto:
See you around, kid. [leaves]

[as Chris leaves, Vargas opens up]

Vargas:
[to Brett and Susie] Hey. Did he look like he was happy?

Brett Mobley:
Vargas, you sound nice again.

Vargas:
I was just faking faking.

Susie Wagner:
Why?

Vargas:
He was so nice to me. [voice breaking] He was, like...the best friend in the world, and I wanted to give him a present. I pretended like I was normal...and then he could kill me.

Susie Wagner:
[sighs] That's so sweet.

Vargas:
Hey, don't ever tell him the truth. Please, don't. Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. [spoiler alert, he won't]