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[White Goatee Guy introduces Ambrosia Club]

Chuck:
This is the bar. We got juices, tonic. No alcohol. We don't have our liquor license. And this is the rumpus room. We got a steamy pool table and a beanbag chair.

Chuck:
And that hot piece of tail being manhandled by that weird-looking dude is my wife, Louise. Hey, hon! I want you to meet some new friends.

Louise:
Oh! What do you think of the place?

Susie Wagner:
Uh...I love the color scheme.

Chuck:
Thank you. We bought the paint at Lowe's -- That new one, across town. And speaking of new lows, it would be my honor to do you while I watch your husband get it on my wife while my buddy Samuel watches and masturbates, milady.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay. You know, Chuck, we'd be happy to do a lot of really sickening things with you two monsters, but I got to tell ya, this place -- Well, it's just not up to our very discerning swinging specifications.

Brett Mobley:
[to Chris] What are you doing? You're blowing it. Samuel's good to go.