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Chuck:
Crince, I love you like a brother...with benefits. It's about time I showed you something that not everybody gets a chance to see.

[Chuck shows Crince his secret guns in a secret room]

Chris Monsanto:
Hey, are these those new sex guns I read about in Mother Jones?

Chuck:
Chris, if you enjoy personal freedom like we do, you have to be willing to fight and even die to protect it.

Louise:
Swingers across the country are in a fight to the death with the nog-occupied government.

Chris Monsanto:
Nog?

Dan:
Monogamous! The enemies of freedom. They want to take away our actual rights that our founding fathers found.

Louise:
That's why us swingers must rise up and overthrow the nogs so that we can create a swingocracy. It's all detailed in here.

[Louise gives Crince a book about Protocols of the Elders of Swinging]

Chuck:
We're days away from striking. We're gonna take out City Hall, where thousands of people apply for marriage licenses.