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Chief:
Is this what you saw?

[Chief draws Arnold and Susie kissing]

Brett Mobley:
That's it your honor. That's exactly what it looked like.

Chris Monsanto:
There's no judges here, idiot.

Dr. Gardner:
Yep, I've seen that a million times before -- Regicideophilia or, as it's know on the street, Lou Gehrig's other disease. Simply put, Susie is hopelessly attracted to assassins.

Chris Monsanto:
Alright. Why?

Doc Gardner:
Chris, some women are into bad boys. That's why I created my alter ago, Doc Shades. My point is, political assassins are -- Well, they're the worst boys of all. She's gonna need a fresh kill every day to get her jollies.

Chris Monsanto:
I just don't get it. I mean, she's been around hundreds of murders and thieves and dirtbags, but she's never fallen for one.

Doc Gardner:
She's only into assassins.

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, look, um, Doc, while I got you here, um --

Doc Gardner:
Please -- While I'm wearing the shades, it's "Doc Shades".

[Doc pulls down the shades for a rad moment]