Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Susie Wagner:
Governor DanJoshy, please don't execute him. I beg you.

DanJoshy Conti:
You really do love him, don't you?

Susie Wagner:
Yes.

DanJoshy Conti:
Arnold Blanth, by the powers vested in me, I hereby...appoint you Lieutenant Governor of our state?

Arnold Blanth:
Huh?

[Chris pulls the switch, zapping Arnold to death]

Susie Wagner:
Wow. Chris, you just killed the Lieutenant Governor. [giggles]

Chris Monsanto:
No, Susie, I didn't kill the Lieutenant Governor. The system did...the justice system.

Susie Wagner:
You're right. I guess the justice system is pretty sexy.

Chris Monsanto:
Welcome back to the good guys.

Brett Mobley:
And that's that.

[Brett then accidentally kills DanJoshy Conti for real this time]

Susie Wagner:
Nice shooting, Brett.

Chris Monsanto:
Geez. Alright, I'll grab a sheet. Who's good at cutting holes?

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