Eagleheart2011

Announcer:
Being a United States Marshal is tough. It requires extreme focus, intensity, and alertness. Not everyone has what it takes. But now you can, with Marshal Boost.

Announcer:
Marshal Boost is a partially natural supplement that gives Marshals the energy they need to get the job done.

[shows a scene where Chris snorts Marshal Boost in one of his nostrils]

Chris Monsanto:
IT'S MARSHAL TIME!

Susie Wagner:
Marshal Boost is a Lady Marshal's best friend. It keeps me alert and focused, but, most importantly, it helps controls my mid-morning, lunchtime, and dinnertime hunger pains.

Brett Mobley:
If it wasn't for Marshal Boost, a guy like me might turn to drugs. Plus, it's completely safe!

[as Brett snorts the Marshal Boost, he then starts to have an extreme trippy, tortured nightmare sequence]

Brett Mobley:
[sees cosmos in his hands] It's real. It's so real. It's f***ing beautiful.

Announcer:
Marshal Boost. The Marshal's secret weapon for 20 years.

Announcer:
Side effects include loss of appetite, irritability, and uncontrollable facial tics.