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Darius:
Marshals! Thank mercy you're here, and not a moment too soo--

Chris Monsanto:
[gunshot the sky] Okay, show's over, patchoulia stiles. Time to pack up your stink and get out of here.

Darius:
But they're the ones terrorizing us.

Chris Monsanto:
[points the shotgun at Darius] You got about three seconds before I hack your sack, Jack.

Tim:
The wood are a holy pace, Marshal Monsanto.

Darius:
A sanctuary where one can revel in the beauty of nature. We mean no harm. We only wish to make and sell our crafts.

Hippie Woman:
They're made entirely from the fruits of the forest -- Handcrafted beads [shows a rope with tooths on it], a back scratcher [shows a severed arm], or this bearded purse. [shows a purse with a dead face on it]

Susie Wagner:
Are these crafts sustainable?

Hippie Woman:
We hope so.

Susie Wagner:
Well, I think that's just great. Chris, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge. I'll take one back scratcher, please.

Hippie Woman:
Cash only.

Susie Wagner:
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