Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Susie Wagner:
And then I remembered all the sex paraphernalia I'd found at the...

Chris Monsanto:
[interrupts] Hideout, and that's when ti hit me -- Spank Bank! Booyah! Why didn't I think of that sooner, right?

Captain:
Nice work, Monsanto.

Susie Wagner:
But I was the one who was --

Chris Monsanto:
Hey, hey, kid, since you're so good at keeping secrets, why don't you just...

[cuts to the next scene where Susie is playing with puppet of Chris and Susie]

Susie Wagner:
[imitating Puppet Chris] Put this one on my tab?

Susie Wagner:
[imitating Puppet Susie] Okay, Chris!

Susie Wagner:
[imitating Puppet Chris] Thanks, idiot!

[Puppet Chris leaves]

Susie Wagner:
[imitating Puppet Susie] At least I have an emotional outlet!

[shows another puppet scene but smaller]

Puppet Susie #2:
I wish you were nice to me, Chris!

Puppet Chris #2:
You would, dummy!

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