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[Chris killed Lew by slicing with a metal sharp piece]

Craig Balmer:
Sweet lag, Chris!

Chris Monsanto:
Thanks, kiddo.

Susie Wagner:
What's a lag?

Craig Balmer:
Lag time. After you slice a guy in half, it's how long it takes for the top part to slide off the bottom.

Susie Wagner:
Oh.

Craig Balmer:
What's your record?

Chris Monsanto:
98 seconds. You?

Craig Balmer:
6 minutes.

Chris Monsanto:
No way.

Craig Balmer:
Yeah. At the academy, they used to call me...Daddy Long Lags.

[while Craig and his gang were talking, Lew suddenly got up, just to throw the metal piece to slice Craig's body in half]

Lew:
[dies]

Craig Balmer:
Oh, geez.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, that's a tough break, kid.

[Craig moves while his torso still sliced in half]

Craig Balmer:
And a clean break.

Chris Monsanto:
Geez, you're not budging.