Delocated2008

Bryce Grieke:
Okay, so you're saying that you want to sue Mighty Joe Jon because he pranked you.

Jon:
It's not just because he pranked me. He's -- He's taken laughter, and he's made it emotionally damaging to the point of psychological rape. My brain was raped, Bryce. W-We can't sue for that?

Bryce Grieke:
I'll admit, that's very compelling. I mean, it is. It's just tough. I mean, maybe we could classify it as a hate crime.

Jon:
Yes! That's it, man. It's a hate crime! Look at one of the guys trying to kill me. He's a comedian, for crying out loud. I mean, right?

Bryce Grieke:
Well, if we could establish a case and win, you'd be entitled to rights as a special victim.

Jon:
That's exactly what I am. Call the court. Set it up.

Bryce Grieke:
There's no phone calls involved.

Jon:
Let me know after you call court when we're all set.

Bryce Grieke:
There's no phone calls involved. We just file paperwork.

Jon:
WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIM DOWN!