Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Jon meets face to face when government captured Sergei]

Sergei:
I enjoyed visiting your parents.

Jon:
YOU'RE A [bleep] DEAD MAN, A**HOLE! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE [bleep] DEAD!

Sergei:
Go ahead. Kill me. What do I care anymore? I broke you down! [laughs]

Jon:
LET GO!

Sergei:
I won! I WON!

Jon:
Let go of me!

Rob:
Come on!

Jon:
LET GO!

Yvgeny:
Ohhh. Is little johnny going to cry now? [whimpers mockingly]

Jon:
Don;t you make that [bleep] face at me!

Yvgeny:
I'm so sad! [laughs]

Jon:
I'll rip your f***ing face off! I'll rip it off and I'll put it on my face, and I'll infiltrate your family and kill your friends, you like that? You ever see Face/Off? You ever see that movie, a**hole? Somebody get this a**hole Face/Off! Get him a DVD, guys! Go to the store, there's a tower down the street.

Rob:
Get him a DVD.

Jon:
Show it to him.

Greg DiPietro:
[to gov agent] Get him a DVD.

Jon:
Make sure you get the Criterion one, the one that's got extras on it. There's two -- There's two different DVDs. Y'know what? Get both. Get both.

Greg DiPietro:
Jon, come here.

Jon:
Get ready to watch a movie, a**hole.

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