The Inbetweeners2008

Will McKenzie:
I need you to do something for me.

Simon Cooper:
OK, what is it?

Will McKenzie:
Have a look at my cock.

Simon Cooper:
[confused] Umm...

Will McKenzie:
Not in a gay way. It's just that something's gone wrong.

Simon Cooper:
I think looking at your cock at all is a bit gay.

Will McKenzie:
Please. I'm serious. All my pubes have fallen out.

Simon Cooper:
What?

Will McKenzie:
I was asleep at school, and I must have had a wet dream because it was all sticky...

Simon Cooper:
You spunked in the common room?

Will McKenzie:
Yes, but listen. I went home to clean up, and all my pubes came out in the shower.

Simon Cooper:
[incredulously] You spunked your pants in the common room during the day when there were people around?

Will McKenzie:
[matter of factly] Yes.

Simon Cooper:
Then your pubes fell out.

Will McKenzie:
Yes!

Simon Cooper:
I think this is way out of my league.