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[Rémy's about to eat a bread crumb in someone's house when Gusteau appears before him.]

Gusteau:
What are you doing?!

Rémy:
I'm hungry! I don't know where I am, I don't know when I'll find food again!

Gusteau:
Rémy, you are better than that. You are a cook! A cook makes. A thief takes. You're not a thief.

Rémy:
But I am hungry.

Gusteau:
Rémy, food will come. Food always comes to those who love to cook.

[reading a list of celebrities who couldn't make it that night]

Joan Rivers:
Paris Hilton - she's doing a new reality show: I'm a Celebrity, Get Him Out of Me... Joan Collins - she's at the British museum being carbon dated, I understand that. Oh, come on, "She's very young" Please! I remember when that bitch was older than I was! No, but I gotta lot of respect for her. I love women who wear wigs and then a hat on top.

[Reading a poem she wrote when she was attacked]

Dinah Greene:
Somewhere outside my body, I am screaming. Somewhere in the night, I am fighting for my life. But here, down in my heart and deep in my soul, my voice calls your name: Mama. My mind remembers all the times you held me when I cried and sang to me when I was afraid of the dark. There is evil out there and now I must face it, but before I go, I want to say "I love you" and I wish I had told you so before I left today.

[reading a tribute at the tree that Alice has planted in memory of Curtis]

Charlie Fairhead:
They that love beyond the world cannot be separated by it. Death cannot kill what never dies. Nor can spirits ever be divided that love and live in the same divine principle - the root and record of their friendship. If absence be not death, neither is theirs. Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the sea. They live for one another still. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, immortal because they are ever present.

[reading Colton Burpo's tweets]

David Gobble:
"God has a fire sword."

Brad Jones:
Did he just go see Noah? Has a sword of fire! Sweet!

David Gobble:
"Because of what I have seen, I am always ready to die."

Brad Jones:
Uh, so is, I, uh... I'm with Sarah. This kid's gonna murder us all!

David Gobble:
"I am just a normal kid. I love football and Minecraft, and I have met Christ."

Brad Jones:
[snorts] Okay.

David Gobble:
"God will claim all his children."

Brad Jones:
Man, again! You say that in John Malkovich's voice... goddamnit! This reads like a parody account, but it's not!

David Gobble:
"As he must come for all of us, heaven babies are forever babies."

Brad Jones:
That's horrifying! I don't think Heaven is like being stuck on, like, the worst airline ever!

David Gobble:
"I will make them believe."

Brad Jones:
What does that mean? Goddamnit, what does that mean?

David Gobble:
"I am not afraid of what I am becoming."

Brad Jones:
Don't give this kid guns. Please.

David Gobble:
"You have no concept of what seeing God does to a human mind."

Brad Jones:
I'm starting to see what it does to a human mind!

David Gobble:
One day ago, he tweeted, "I know how the world ends!"

Brad Jones:
Well, why don't you tell us! That should be the first thing that you say! You know, this story's getting a lot more elaborate every time he says it! I would've lead with "I know how the world ends." If you know how the world ends, who don't you tell us?

David Gobble:
"Even in heaven, the wounds of Jesus bleed. They forever bleed."

Brad Jones:
So Heaven is for real; they just don't have any band-aids.

David Gobble:
"Mom says I came back different." This is amazing!

Brad Jones:
[breaks out into laughter]

[reading from a proclamation to her subjects]

Queen Malama:
Next law: Everyone will love Jesus.

[reading her birthday card]

Carrie Heffernan:
You are my bilgistic pile of love meat. Love, Doug.

[reading off a sheet of paper at the Supernatural convention:
"The LARPing has started!"]

Sam Winchester:
Dad's journal: Dear Sam and Dean, this hotel is haunted. You must hunt down the ghost. Interview witnesses, discover clues and find the bones. The first team to do so wins a fifty dollar gift card to Sizzler. Love, Dad.

[reading Peter's love letter to her]

Katya:
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the thunder cried. / I etched your name in the surf but it was stolen by the rising tide. / I etched your name in my heart and there it will forever reside.

[reading steamy love letters belonging to a murdered producer]

Dick Hamilton:
Beats "Lady Chatterley's Lover".

Michael Shayne:
How would you know?

[Rebecca, who is driving unrequited love Evan Drake to the airport for his flight to Japan, finds out that he will be accompanied by his new lover]

Evan Drake:
Anyway, you wanted to ask me something?

Rebecca Howe:
[holding back the tears] Yes sir, I just wanted to tell you that... this is a lot of car to handle. I can't believe I have the strength to keep from swerving into the oncoming traffic and killing us both.

[Receiving poor service at their favorite bar, the guy turn on Mike]

Andy Franklin:
What'd you do to her?

Mike Callahan:
I have no idea.

Brendan Dorff:
Really. You did nothing.

Mike Callahan:
No. I mean, I slept with her and didn't call her back, but that can't be it.

Andy Franklin:
[sarcastic] That can't be it. Women LOVE that.

[recording a video for his wife]

Sam Gardner:
Hey, honey, how you doing? I know we talked already. Keith wants us to make a video journal for our loved ones. So that's you. Guess what I am, uh, looking at right now. Florida. I am above you right now. I wish you were up here, Janet. I know you didn't support this trip. But maybe it took me coming up here to realize the only reason this trip means anything to me is because I get to come home to you. You're my world, baby. I love you with all my heart. I always will. See you soon.

[recurring line]

Pee-wee:
I love that story.

[Red, Bob, Kitty and Midge got high by accident]

Kitty Forman:
You know what I love? Fruit cake. All those fruit just stuffed into one cake...

Midge Pinciotti:
I jumped out of a cake once.

[Red, Kitty and Eric are eating supper]

Reginald "Red" Forman:
You wanna go to California to get Donna?

Kitty Forman:
You can't go to California.

Eric Forman:
But I have to tell Donna I love her and... that she should be back here with me.

Kitty Forman:
Oh, well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone, but don't call till after 7:00, when the rates go down.

Eric Forman:
I can't call her. I mean... if Luke Skywalker...

[Red sighs, tired of hearing Eric's nonstop references to Star Wars]

Reginald "Red" Forman:
Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit.

Eric Forman:
[upset] Luke Skywalker is NOT...! He and Leia clearly...! I...

[Eric calms down]

Eric Forman:
[quietly] Mom, Dad. This is important.

Reginald "Red" Forman:
No. No California. You know what's important? School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.

Kitty Forman:
Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.

[Referring to Esmeralda, who's dancing at the festival.]

Frollo:
Look at that disgusting display.

Phoebus:
[In love with Esmeralda] Yes, sir!

[referring to Margaret and Frank, after they had inadvertently help Hawkeye and Trapper]

Hawkeye:
Aren't they something?

Trapper:
I love 'em.

Hawkeye:
Take her; he's mine.

[Regan has picked up Jenny in a pub. They are now in bed]

Jenny:
Have you got a uniform? You know - policeman's set.

Det. Insp. Jack Regan:
I'm a detective, love - plain clothes. Is it important?

Jenny:
No, not really.

[pause]

Jenny:
[seductively] I've got a helmet.

Det. Insp. Jack Regan:
Lucky you.

Jenny:
Tomorrow, d'you think we could... you know... while you're wearing it?

[Regina catches Mary Margaret carrying Cora's heart in a box]

Regina Mills:
You have no right to be here. And you have no right to *that*!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I was going to give it to you.

Regina Mills:
What?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
She can't love you, you know. She doesn't have her heart. With it, maybe she can. But that's why you've never felt she loved you. She doesn't have her heart. But I do.

Regina Mills:
You're doing this for me?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Think about it. What would happen if Cora had her heart back, back inside her?

Regina Mills:
She told me she took it out to protect herself.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
And did it work? The person she was before, do you think that person survived? She can't love, so she can't love you.

Regina Mills:
She always wanted the best for me. That's love.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Imagine real love. You'd have a mother, and a start on making a family Henry could be a part of. Or you could have her be the Dark One. The choice is yours.

[Regina has returned the book of spells to Rumplestiltskin]

Rumplestiltskin:
Before you go... answer me this: how did it feel?

Regina:
I love my mother...

Rumplestiltskin:
That's not what I asked, dearie. How did it feel, to use magic?

Regina:
It doesn't matter. I'll never use it again.

Rumplestiltskin:
Why not?

Regina:
Because I loved it!

Rumplestiltskin:
[squeals in delight] You've discovered who you are. You could do so much now. If-you-let-me-show-you-how.

Regina:
Through magic.

Rumplestiltskin:
Through many things.

Regina:
And what do you get out of it?

Rumplestiltskin:
Someday... you'll do something for me. Let me guide you.

Regina:
And I won't become like her?

Rumplestiltskin:
That, dearie, is entirely up... to you.

[Reid is having a panic attack]

Luke Snyder:
Alright, um, Dr. Oliver, you-you need to focus. Um... think about some place that you like, some place that makes you feel safe.

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Where'd you pick up this load of crap, magazines at your dentist's office?

Luke Snyder:
Well, does it matter if it works?

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Yeah, it's just a bogus pop psychology.

Luke Snyder:
Well, do you have anything better to do, like put your fist through the wall and ruin your career forever?

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Yeah, not to mention ruin your mom's elevator.

Luke Snyder:
Oh, don't worry. You'd get the bill. You know how stingy rich people are.

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Okay. Okay, I-I-I have a place.

Luke Snyder:
Okay, well, what is it? [Silence from Reid] Doctor. What is the place you're thinking of?

Dr. Reid Oliver:
It's the brain.

Luke Snyder:
[chuckles] Figures.

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Well, i-if I'd told you it was this... green meadow with tadpoles and dancing cows you'd know I was lying, so...

Luke Snyder:
Well, is it any brain in particular?

Dr. Reid Oliver:
I-I don't... each one's different. [sighs] They're all amazing, though. It has this tangled... mass of... grey spaghetti, it's totally alien. But... it's not much to look at to the naked eye, but... yet it makes us... walk and talk, think... remember, smell... love. It produced the Sistine Chapel. Chocolate. Theory of relativity. Godfather, parts one and two. Not so sure about three, but...

[Remembering Phil Hartman]

Jon Lovitz:
My friend and my older brother Phil Hartman spent eight years at Saturday Night Live and he eventually worked with over 25 cast members who were with us in the beginning.

Jan Hooks:
The following is a film that Phil and I did in our third season. This is for you, Phil, we love you so much.

[Ren is sitting at the foot of the bed, shaking and sweating]

Ren:
I... I was nice today. Nice to those insipid little monkeys, answering their stupid letters. My hands... DIRTY! THE DIRT WON'T COME OFF!

[He screams]

Ren:
President... Ha! What a joke. President. President of what? *His* fan club! How they love him! Look at him, lying asleeeeep. The idol of millions. He's a fool! A sad, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce... with these hands! These DIRTY hands! AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS! They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we. I know! Just one squeeze... then it's over.

[Ren moves toward Stimpy menacingly]

Ren:
Just... one... squeeze... AAAAH! It's happening again! MY BRAIN! MY HOT... STINGING... BRAIN!

[He holds his pulsing brain, screaming in agony]