Red vs. Blue, Season 6 (Reconstruction)

Tucker:
Hey Church, I'm still trying to figure out what to get Caboose.

Church:
Christmas is in seven hours, moron.

Tucker:
I know. If you wait until last minute, you get all the good deals.

Church:
Ah, just get everybody the same thing. That's what I did.

Tucker:
Let me guess, everyone's getting a lump of coal.

Church:
FUCK no! Do you know how much coal costs!? It's like five bucks a ton! I'm not spending that much on you losers! (short pause) You're all getting a lump of smoal.

Tucker:
What's smoal?

Church:
It's a knockoff synthetic coal. It's just as good as the real thing. Except when you burn it, it doesn't make any heat. It just makes smoke.

Tucker:
Wha-what? How does it make smoke with no heat?

Church:
How the fuck do I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.