Robot Chicken, Season 4

James Bond:
I was wrong about you, Christmas Jones.

Christmas Jones:
How so?

James Bond:
I thought Christmas only came once a year.

Christmas Jones:
[giggles] Oh, James.

[They kiss; cut to the secret lab where James enters]

Technician 1:
There he is!

Technician 2:
Oh, I heard you saved the world again!

Technician 1:
So you and Christmas Jones, huh? I can't believe you're tapping that!

James Bond:
Sorry to break it to you, boys. Miss Jones is already yesterday's news.

[Flashback shows James and Christmas riding in the car]

Christmas Jones:
This is me, up on the left.

James Bond:
[getting carried away] Oh, that's odd. I'd have thought you lived on 34th street.

Christmas Jones:
[nervous chuckle] Oh, right, because of...my name. Ha.

[Scene shows James having sex with Christmas]

James Bond:
All right, love, time to dick your halls.

Christmas Jones:
Could you maybe stop doing the pun thing?

James Bond:
I can't believe I made it this far into Christmas without wrapping my present.

Christmas Jones:
Wha-wait a second! I'm not on the pill!

James Bond:
Well, I hope you've been dreaming of a white Christmas.

Christmas Jones:
[pushes James back on the side of the bed] Ugh! I just got a headache.

James Bond:
So, when do I get to meet your friends?

Christmas Jones:
Uh...

[Scene cuts to the club party]

James Bond:
[to the party goers] So I said, "I thought Christmas only came once a year!"

Christmas Jones:
[embarrassed] James...

Female Party Goer:
This guy's a tool.

Christmas Jones:
No, no. He's got a really cool car.

[Scene shows James and Christmas at the restaurant]

James Bond:
You're breaking up with me?

Christmas Jones:
There's nothing wrong with you, James. Maybe it's just an age thing.

James Bond:
What, you think I'm too old for Christmas?

Christmas Jones:
[nervous chuckle] If that helps you, yes.

[Cuts to James, who is drunk, crying for being dumped]

James Bond:
[sobbing; takes out a pen gun, and clicks, but it's empty] Oh, come on! One of these [bleep]ing things has to be loaded! [groans, cries]

[Cut back to the present]

James Bond:
So I just looked at her, and I said, "Well, I'm sorry, dear, but I'm canceling Christmas!"

Technician 1:
Oh, you dog!

Technician 2:
You're always humping and dumping. You're the best, James!

James Bond:
Ah, you know me, I got to be James. [chuckles, whimpers]