Robot Chicken, Season 4

Announcer:
And now back to Living Lohan.

Dina Lohan:
Ali, who drank all the [bleep]ing orange juice?

Ali Lohan:
I don't know mom, maybe the [bleep]ing Orange Juice Fairy did it!

Dina:
Don't get smart with me!

Ali:
Well, don't you be a big ranting bitch face!

Both:
I NEED A CIGARETTE!!

Dina:
Augh! Why are all these cameras always invading my privacy?

[Gyro-Robo is playing next to a sprinkler in his yard with a broom]

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Sorry, Cobra Commander, but your Weather Dominator, currently stuck on rain, apparently, is no match for the ninja skills of Snake Eyes! [Ali peers over the fence looking at Gyro-Robo] Oops, supposed to be me.

Ali:
Ha, ha, ha, ha! What are you doing?

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
That is no concern of yours, civilian! Identify yourself at once! Preferably with a capable, shapeable file card.

Ali:
I'm Ali Lohan. Duh! My mom and I just moved into this crappy neighborhood to shoot our TV show, called Living Lohan.

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Aren't you a little young to be smoking?

Ali:
Aren't you a little fat to be fat? Knock-knock. Who's there? You love food! [jumps off the fence]

Daniel's Mother:
Honey, were you talking to the new neighbor? I think their dog's been pooping in our yard.

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
What? Awww, poop! [goes to Lindsay's kitchen]

Lindsay Lohan:
Go to hell, Mom! I told you! I'm not gonna be on your show! It's demeaning to my career. [makes "cut" sign to camera man] I'm gonna try that again with 10 percent more conviction. Or possibly, 1000 PERCENT!!! [doorbell rings] Who in God's green Smurf are you?

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Madame, does it look like my name is Tripwire? Because as I am not the GI Joe minesweeper, I would appreciate it if your dog didn't leave chocolate land mines all over my yard!

Lindsay:
Okay, nothing you said made any sense!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Don't let your dog go poopie!

Lindsay:
Oh, OH!! [flashback to one nighttime] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Dah, dah, dah, dum, dum! Ha, night dump! I'm just fertilizing the lawn, aah! [back to present] Bad dog! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[At Daniel/Gyro-Robo's front lawn]

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Firebolt! Firebolt!

Terrence:
Freethyro! Freethyro!

Nerd:
Ork, ork, ork! I'm an ork!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Terrence, I gotta say, I'm not buying this at all, so...

Lindsay:
Beep, Beep! Honk, honk! I'm Herbie! [hits Daniel/Gyro-Robo and Terrence]

Terrence:
Hey!

Lindsay:
Loud horn! [Bleep] You! Good job, Herbie!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Excuse me! This is a parallel universe, where savagery meets sorcery! There is no Herbie.

Lindsay:
Herbie is magic, idiot! [kicks nerd down] Beep beep!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Stop it!

Lindsay:
Aughh! Why are you always following me? [cues cameraman to come closer, whispers] Follow me.

Munson:
...And in this corner, it's Munson! [steps on Terrence]

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Get out of here, Munson!

Munson:
[knocks Gyro-Robo down, then slaps him Munson one, gay crap zero!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Stop it, Munson! Oh, how I hate you!

Lindsay:
Beep, beep!. [looks at Munson] Oooh, a bad boy!

Munson:
Oh, a damaged chick with daddy issues. [slaps Gyro-Robo] Hey baby!

Lindsay:
I don't know what that is, but I hope it means penis!

[Daniel is watching Living Lohan on TV]

Lindsay:
Too bad, mom. I love him, and I'm pregnant!!

Dina:
Well, so am I!

Lindsay Well, your baby's gonna have cobwebs, cause you're all old, and your notaries are all bunched up and dusty!!

Dina:
[Bleep] You!

Ali:
Why didn't anyone pick me up after my [bleep]ing ultrasound?!

Daniel/Gyro-Robo:
Ah, looks like I'm moving again.

Dina:
I'M THE GREATEST MOM IN THE WORLD!!!