Robot Chicken, Season 4

[The scene opens with Santa's custom sleigh and his reindeer flying in the sky]

Comet:
How's the view back there, buddy? The light at the end of the tunnel is my ass!

[The reindeer behind Comet makes disgusted groans. Cut to Santa hearing a cry for help]

Voice:
Help me!

Santa Claus:
Huh? Put her down, boys. [they landed the sleigh before he, Comet and his reindeer all gathered at a well and see a little boy, who is unseen, is trapped in the well] Help is coming, little boy! Are you hurt?!

Little Boy:
[from the well] I've been down here three days with no food or water! And I pooped in my pants!

Santa Claus:
Three days?! He could die of thirst before we reach him!

Comet:
Not on my watch! [starts peeing down the well]

Santa:
What are you-? Comet! Stop peeing on that child!

Comet:
I saw it on Man vs. Wild. You can drink pee, pee it out and drink it again! Three times if you want!

Little Boy:
This rain tastes like oats.

[Clock transition with the sound of jingle bells]

Santa Claus:
[gets off his cell phone] The fire department's on its way.

Comet:
There's no time!

Santa Claus:
Comet! No! [Comet soars in the air and dives into the well] Comet?!

Comet:
Um, okay. I'm stuck like halfway down. Almost there.

[Santa facepalms himself. Another clock transition with the sound of a siren. The fire department and the police arrive]

Fireman:
We could throw down a rope and a harness down to the kid, except your reindeer's plugging up the hole now.

Comet:
Just throw down a grenade!

Santa Claus:
What?!

Comet:
Throw down one grenade to launch me toward the bottom. Then I'll grab the boy with my teeth. And you can throw down a second grenade to launch me to the surface!

Policeman:
Your deer don't know [bleep] about grenades, does he?

Santa Claus:
He spends most of his life on a frozen tundra. Reindeer don't know [bleep] about [bleep], quite frankly.

Fireman:
So, listen, [the two reindeer look at each other and toss a grenade down the well] thanks to your deer, we're gonna have to excavate half this field.

[The grenade explodes and Santa gains consciousness]

Santa Claus:
[shocked] Oh, my God! [the explosion has blown up the well and everything around it. The two reindeer that threw down the grenade had their heads blown off and their corpses faint] Comet?! Little boy?!

[Fade to Comet, Santa and the little boy, who is now seen, in a cast and bandages in a hospital room]

Little Boy:
Thank you, Comet! You saved me!

Comet:
Aw, ain't know thing.

Santa Claus:
Well, actually, about 100 volunteers working around the clock with heavy machinery would've suf-

Little Boy:
I love you, Mr. Comet!

Comet:
I love you too, Mr. Little Boy!

[Comet and the little boy both hug]

Santa Claus:
[leaves] That still freaks me out.

Comet:
[follows with his legs missing and he's floating in midair] Yeah. It's 100% badass, alright.

[Cut to Comet and Santa outside the hospital]

Santa Claus:
[gets on Comet's back] Take us back to the North Pole! And-And don't say the line.

Comet:
Oh, I gotta say the line! Please?! Please?!

Santa Claus:
[sighs] Fine, fine. Whatever.

Comet:
Ahem. Legs? Where we're going, we don't need legs! [soars off with Santa] Yeah! [towards the camera] And away we go!

[Christmas Special ends]