ALF, Season 1

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

[ALF is making a cake for Willie and Kate's anniversary]

ALF:
Well, it's only toothpaste. Kate, Willie, you can come out now.

Kate:
[offscreen] Be right there.

ALF:
[singing as Kate and Willie enter the living room] Happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy happy anniversary!

Willie:
Cut, cut, cut. what's going on here?

ALF:
Lyrics too complicated? Happy Anniversary! [pop] Yeah!

Kate:
Well ALF, this is all very nice.

Willie:
Yes, thank you, but the only problem is-

ALF:
Problems, shmoblems sit down and relax. The old ALFer's doing it all tonight.

Kate:
ALF!

ALF:
The cooking, the serving, the cleaning, course when you two get into the bedroom, you're on your own. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Lynn:
[walks over to Willie and Kate] What's going on?

Willie:
It looks like that the old ALFer is throwing us a surprise anniversary party.

ALF:
Just a little informal nothing. Lobster pate?

Lynn:
Aren't you two going out tonight?

ALF:
What?

Kate:
Well ALF, that's what we're trying to tell you we have plans to see Nicholas Nickleby.

Willie:
The tickets were very hard to get.

Kate:
We appreciate all the trouble you've gone to. Cutting roses so they look like radishes.

Willie:
And making pate. Good pate, too. What's in it? Let me guess. There's lobster, sour cream, but there's something else.

ALF:
Play-doh.

Willie:
That's it.

ALF:
The fluorescent kind. I wanted it to be special.

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