All in the Family, Season 3

Archie:
(to Kelsey) Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in "shut up"?

Archie:
You're Bill Mulherin's kid brother.

Bill:
Better than that, I'm Bill Mulherin.

Archie:
Naaah.

Bill:
I am.

Archie:
You're Bill Mulhe-

Bill:
Uh-huh.

Archie:
Well I'll be, you are. Hey, come over here. How are you. How've you been?

Bill:
Great, great. Just great. Now can I ask you a question?

Archie:
Yeah, sure.

Bill:
Who are you?

Archie:
You don't remember me, Archie Bunker?

Bill:
Archie Bunker? I thought you were dead.

Archie:
How do you do it? How do you stay so young?

Bill:
It's like I told you before, Arch. The secret is up here (pointing to his head). You want to stay young, you think young, and wait until you get a load of the young friend that's meeting me. One look at her and you feel 10 years younger.

Archie:
Oh, you're meetin' a girl in here, huh Bill?

Bill:
When she gets here, call me Brad.

Archie:
Brad? What for?

Bill:
Well, it sounds younger. Bill ain't got no pizazz to it. People start calling you Brad, and you, you feel like a Brad.