All Grown Up!, Season 5

Chuckie:
(to Tommy to shake bad) YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

Tommy:
(to Chuckie) He (Phil)'s annoying.

Phil:
HEY, my eggs.

Tommy scolding Phil:
Look at yourself, Phil!

Phil (to Tommy/Chuckie):
YO BEING STUPID!

Tommy (to mad Phil and Lil, Chuckie, tweens and teens):
That (?) has nothing to do with me liking Kimi!

Chuckie (to Tommy):
Taylor! (Tommy and his former/current friends almost heard Chuckie)

Tommy:
That's it, I'm outta here!

Chuckie:
Good, then buy yourself a sidekick, you... you... sister stealer!

Kimi:
(to Chuckie) AUGH, you idiot, I carved the initials, not Tommy, ME!

Chuckie:
WHAT?!

Tommy:
(to Kimi) You did?!

Kimi:
(to who?) Get into yourself!

Susie:
You didn't really think he (Harold) was gonna go for you, did you?

Angelica:
(crying) No, and that's the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing, they'll never feel the same way about you!

Susie:
Now you know how Harold feels?

Angelica:
(still crying) I know, how pathetic is that?! (cries, bangs on the clock and screams)

Dil:
(to Chuckie and Phil in Tommy's room) (knocks on the door) Who is it?

Chuckie:
(opens the door) It's us.

Dil:
Who's us?

Phil:
Come on, Dil, it's Phil and Chuckie.

Dil:
(to Tommy) I'll stall, you get ready, remember, lady love has dealt you a harsh blow, so embrace the misery.

Tommy:
Don't say it, everyone thinks I'm funny!

Chuckie:
(to Tommy) Water can't hurt you.

Tommy:
Yes it can!

Tommy (to Chuckie/Phil):
OW, NO! (screams/cries/takes the umbrella from Dil)

Tommy:
(to Chuckie/Phil) I HATE YOU ALL!

Phil:
(to Tommy) I can't even look at you right now!

Lil:
(to Tommy) Jerk!

Kimi:
(to Tommy) Insensitive Jerk!

Chuckie:
(to Tommy) Girl hog!

Anita:
Tommy!

Rachel:
Tommy!

Phil:
(to Tommy) Dead man walking!

Anita (Nita/Anida/Nida):
(to Tommy) Tis/This switch is way uncool, I was right the first time, you do belong in a mental institution!

Tommy:
(to Anita/Rachel) I'm sorry.

Rachel:
(to Tommy) I can't believe I took a 45-minute train ride just to see you, the biggest jerk on the planet, I'll never forgive you, and I never ever want to see you again, EVER!

Tommy:
RACHELLL!

Someone who's a man:
(to Tommy) Calm down.

Angelica disguised as Dil:
Hi, I'm Dil!

Dil:
(to Someone) I didn't want it to go down this way, but you crossed the line, and then you stomped on it, lit it on fire, and danced on its ashes!

Susie:
I've done worse than undermine democracy. I've help bust up a family.

Angelica:
You've done worse, and that was one hammy reading you just gave

Susie:
This is our fault, we have to fix this.

Angelica:
No way. I don't get involved in family business

Susie:
Since when, and even you know that their own children have to be there

Angelica:
Especially if I could get blamed for them not showing

Susie:
Your parents could punish you by taking away your cell phone.

Kimi:
(to Chuckie) I HATE YOU!

Chuckie:
YOU ARE THE MEAT SCRAMBLED SAUCE!

Chuckie:
(to Angelica) THAT'S (?) NOT TRUE!

Tommy:
(to Chuckie) In the great big fight, Kimi told you you're not going to an anniversary and (shakes Chuckie's shirt) THINK AGAIN!

Chuckie:
Okay, let go of me, my skin hurts!

Kimi:
I'm going to get a cell phone back!

Chuckie:
But you're not!

Dil:
(to sleeping Tommy) Wake up! (punches Tommy) (to Chuckie and Kimi) Okay!

Kimi:
(to Chuckie) Am too!

Chuckie:
ARE NOT!

Dil:
(to Chuckie/Kimi to stop from fighting about cell phones) Okay!

Kimi:
(to Chuckie) AM TOO!

Chuckie:
ARE NOT!

Bully Phil:
THERE HE (Tommy or Dil) IS!

Bully Lil:
GET HIM!

Tommy:
(to Lil) How much gum are you chewing?

Interrupting Phil:
(to Tommy) Like ten sticks of it, anytime someone just mentions TV, boops, another stick goes in, it's like she's addicted or something?!

Kimi:
(to Tommy and Chuckie pulling Kimi from banging on the door for the janitor about getting TVs back) I'm recklessly mad!

Tommy:
Tiramisu? Cheap shot

Dil:
Oh if we're talking cheap, you taking credit for my teepee was discount city.

"Tommy":
Fine I'll Show You

"Chuckie":
These Two Brothers

"Harold":
Just As Well I Was Getting Nosy Smelling My Own Breath

"Grandpa":
I Scrub and Scrub But I Ever Feel Clean