Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake:
Well, what's this little to do?

Frylock:
My damn mail.

Master Shake:
And yet, it is in my hands. Explain that to

Frylock:
Shake, Shake. Do you see anything from golf course?

Frylock:
Open it, Shake, open it!

Master Shake:
HOLD ON! Have to open it first.

Meatwad:
Dang, boy. You dang doughnut in the dang fairway.

Master Shake:
This is freeway, not a fairway. You dang my way, okay?

Frylock:
I don't think you want to hit all this. It's not a good life.

Master Shake:
(After winning the tournament, Shake stands on a pedestal with a trophy in hand, with a cheering crowd taking his pictures) Yes, bitches! I am number one in your face! My urine tastes like champagne, I am number one!

Meatwad:
(Speaking into a microphone) Congratulations man, this is your first cup championship. We know we gotten close a number of times back in 2001 and 2003, that heartbreaker. But this time, you finally sealed the deal, all because of your caddy, who gave you some really good proper instructions, treated you like the robot that you are cause he's the puppet master pullin' the strings. Tell us... (Gives Shake the microphone) What's going thru your mind?

Master Shake:
Well, the big thing I think we all realized out here today is that this sport sucks, big time. (The crowd starts booing him) Golf is for losers. You wanna talk about a real sport, its called "professional football". Cause y'know what, I was scouted in College, I coulda totally gone pro.

Voice:
Finish him!

Master Shake:
Who was that guy?

Meatwad:
That's Ultra-Mega chicken, up there. (Shake looks up) Closing in pretty fast.

Frylock:
Uh, scoot over, Meatwad.

Voice:
Fatality!

Carl:
Why? Why is it always the best people... that gotta take time out of their day... to see dumbasses get buried?

Meatwad:
(Sadly) He always had such a zest for life. (sniffs) Why'd he have get smashed by that big chicken? (sniffs) He was so young.

Frylock:
No, he wasn't. He was pushing 40.

Meatwad:
Oh well, (someone farts)

Shake:
Dancing is forbidden! It is mystery time we have a case to solve! Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!