Austin & Ally, Season 4

Ally:
[to Dez] This is for your own good!

Dez:
Carrie broke up with me, a month ago. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. I don't wanna go back to L.A., I lied, it wasn't fun. I was sad and lonely there without you guys.

Mike:
Austin Monica Moon.

Austin:
Did I fall asleep? Oh, no. You guys must be mad...

Mimi:
Austin Monica Moon!

Mike:
Dez Hatfield Wade!

Mimi:
Patricia Maria de la Rosa!

Mike:
Ally Elizabeth Dawson!

Ally:
That's not my middle name.

Austin:
We also split a gigantic hot dog and now I have a gigantic stomach ache.

Dylan:
I'm not coming back.

Austin:
Okay think about it. Good talk.

Ally:
Not again!

Dez:
But I like purple.

Austin:
Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally:
Austin, your Spanish is getting better already! Estoy bien y tu?

Austin:
Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally:
That's the only sentence you know isn't it?

Austin:
Yep, pretty much

Trish:
Didn't you study all the flashcards I gave you?

Austin:
I did, but that's all I can remember.

Ally:
[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?

Trish:
Excuse me?

Ally:
Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then

Trish:
Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!

Austin:
This sounds like the best book ever!

Bobbie:
Hey, before we go, we have a question for you, and it's just a little bit embarrassing.

Billie:
It's just, it's been bugging us since, uh, we met.

Bobbie:
Which one of you is Austin, and which one of you is Ally?

Austin and Ally:
Seriously?

Austin:
(holding Ally's hand, laughing) Ally, will you make me the happiest man in life skills class and fake marry me?

Ally:
(smiles) I do!:

Jimmy:
Welcome back, Austin

Austin:
(to Ally): I love you

Austin:
(imitating Chaz) Let's boogie on outta here, my funky friends.

Austin, Ally, and Dez:
It's a boynadooo!

Mikey:
to Dez Hey the circus called, they want their pants back.

Trish:
Guess who got us tickets to the hottest Halloween party in New York?

Ally:
I got into Harvard!

Austin:
Guess who's gonna be a high school graduate!

Trish:
to (Austin and Ally) I swear, if you guys get any cuter, next year, we're canceling Christmas.