Dragon Ball Z, Season 3

Vegeta:
In the meantime, you'd better keep your eyes on those dragonballs, 'cause if we lose those, I'm going to be totally pissed. Well, I think its time for a little nap.

Gohan:
You're taking a nap?

Vegeta:
Well, with you wearing that new armor, I feel real safe. (laughs to himself)

Frieza:
(to his scouter communicator) Ginyu Force, this is Frieza! Come in! Over! What...no! This can't be! Where are my soldiers? Why aren't they showing up on my scouter!? There's no way Vegeta and those miserable little punks could take down the entire Ginyu Force! If they're sleeping on the job, I will make them pay!

Vegeta:
(while Goku is in rejuvenation chamber) Ha. Get well, Kakarot. You'll need your strength to defend against Frieza. And later, to defend against me.

Krillin:
(about the password) So...you gonna tell me what it is?

Dende:
It's in Namek, and you probably wouldn't understand it even if I told it to you.

Krillin:
(about Porunga) Oh, man! He's...he's huge! Bigger than anything I've ever seen in my whole life!

Gohan:
Are you sure this is the dragon?

Dende:
Yes, Gohan. His name is Porunga. And in Namek, it means "dragon of love," but to be honest, this is the first time I've ever had a chance to see him.

Porunga:
You have collected all seven dragonballs, and now, as it is written, think wisely and I will grant you three wishes within my power.

Yamcha:
Just count your eyes and add one.

Tien:
Uh! What do you know!?

Yamcha:
Well, I know this! I'm one of the three going back!

Tien:
Wait! No! You need to fix your hair. You should stay!

Yamcha:
Fix my hair? So I like to comb my hair a lot! At least I have hair, q-ball.

Tien:
Q-ball huh!? You jerk!

Chiaotzu:
Hey guys! Why don't we draw straws.

Yamcha:
Yeah right! There's one small problem. You and Tien are telepathic!

Chiaotzu:
We're not cheaters! How dare you!

Porunga:
Look, I'm enjoying the fresh air. But I don't have all day. If you can't make up your mind, just wish for nothing three times so I can go.

Krillin:
Wow. A dragon with a sense o' humor.

Tien:
I get it. I know what the deal is now. You saved Gohan's life and now it's payback time. Of course.

Piccolo:
That's not it. Trust me. Please.

King Kai:
Alright, I will. You're the only one not acting like a rabid dog.

Krillin:
Vegeta?!

Vegeta:
What's the matter? You two look a little surprised to see me.

Gohan:
Nothing really. Everything's fine.

Vegeta:
No, I don't think everything is fine. And I will tell you why everything is not fine. Because you two...you summoned the dragon, didn't you?! Shame on you! How dare you! I spoiled you with new suits, took you in, saved your lives. All of that and this is how you repay me!? Well you can kiss each other goodbye!

Frieza:
So you are the ones. Naughty. I don't see how three shrimps and a burnt out Saiyan managed to defeat the Ginyu Force, but now it's your turn. Don't worry. It won't hurt too bad. Really. Death is my specialty.

Frieza:
There doesn't seem to be any power readings for the Ginyu Force. So it is true. Heh heh heh heh heh. Somehow, you wimps have managed to destroy the most elite fighting team in the universe. Ha ha. What a farce. I only wish that I could've been there to see the look on Ginyu's face. Ha ha ha ha ha. What do ya say we get started...I know you are all anxious to resolve this dispute once and for all. I always knew that you would turn on me someday, Vegeta, but I never knew when. Now, I see that you were just waiting for the stakes to get high enough before you played your hand. A valiant effort but in the end it just didn't work, now did it? I hope you've thoroughly enjoyed your little rebellion, because now its over my restless little warriors. Now you die. I should've done this a long time ago. You ruined everything you little scumbag. How dare you stick your nose in my affairs? I could've been immortal. I hate you!

Vegeta:
Like I care if you hate me. I quit. I'm free now. To think I was nice to you all those years...makes me wanna puke.

Frieza:
Heh heh heh. That's right. Get it all out. Live boldly...even if it is only for a few more moments.

Piccolo:
(about fusing with Nail) Alright. You're on, but if I don't like it, you're out, understand me?

Nail:
Man, you're too much. Just wait. You'll be begging to keep me around.

Piccolo:
Yeah right. I doubt that. Now, tell me what to do, quick.

Nail:
Right. Just keep your hand right there.

Piccolo:
You can stay until we beat Frieza. After that, I'm gonna charge you rent. You got that?

Gohan:
What are we gonna do?

Krillin:
I...I don't know.

Frieza:
Well I do. You are all going to perish and it won't be pretty.

Vegeta:
Soon, I'll be a Super Saiyan! Your worst nightmare!

Frieza:
Hmmm...

Vegeta:
Aha ha...

Frieza:
A Super Saiyan, huh? Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it...heh heh heh...heh...that is if we ever come to it fool!

Vegeta:
Why don't you transform Frieza?

Frieza:
Hm?

Krillin:
Say what?

Gohan:
Tranform? Oh man. That doesn't sound too good.

Vegeta:
Well, how 'bout it Frieza, why don't you stop playing around and show us the real you?

Frieza:
So, you found out my little secret.

Vegeta:
That's right. Your loving minion Zarbon blurted it out.

Gohan:
Huh?

Krillin:
What's going on?

Vegeta:
The form of Frieza that you see standing before you is not what he really is. It's just a clever camouflage. He can transform to his real self at any time. He just uses this form to conserve energy.

Frieza:
Oh, you rude little ruffian. Please. I don't choose my real form because my power is too radical to control. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin:
That's just great.

Vegeta:
Don't listen to him. He's just saying that to intimidate you. His power won't increase that much.

Frieza:
Heh. Is that so?

Vegeta:
Why don't you show us then?

Krillin:
Uh....

Frieza:
Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride. Ha ha. Oh, and Vegeta, I want you to know that any remote chance you once had of winning is about to go flying out the window. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I think it would be nice for somebody to give me a countdown.

Vegeta:
Aw, come on! There's no way....that's ridiculous!

Frieza:
I'm waiting.

Vegeta:
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...ah...you happy?

Frieza:
I love it. You're too kind. Here goes. (Frieza begins to transform)

Zarbon:
(Frieza is drinking wine as Zarbon walks in) Lord Frieza! King Vegeta has arrived, escorted by a squadron of his men and he's requested an audience with you. Lord Frieza?

Frieza:
Zarbon, the last time I had my hearing checked, it was just fine.

Zarbon:
Right.

Frieza:
Open the doors.

Zarbon:
As you wish, sire.

Frieza:
(Frieza's wine spills on his leg because of King Vegeta's attack inside the ship) Why, those nasty monkeys. Zarbon, go ahead and open my door. Vegeta wanted an audience with me and that's what he's going to get.

Zarbon:
Right.

Frieza:
This is no way for guests on my ship to behave!

Frieza:
I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys. What do you say, Zarbon?

Zarbon:
Is it necessary now that King Vegeta's out of the way?

Frieza:
Yes, because when one revolts, the others are sure to follow. You know, monkey see...monkey do. (turns to look at planet Vegeta) Just look at all those lost sheep waiting for the good news from their king.

Vegeta:
(to Frieza) Hey, who do you think you're fooling? You grew two inches and got rid of your armor. You call that a transformation?

Frieza:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Vegeta:
Huh?

Frieza:
Vegeta, it pains me to see you going through this. What a waste. I favored you so much. Why couldn't you just continue to obey me?

Vegeta:
Obey? I just pretended to obey you, you fool. I've been waiting patiently for any chance I could get to destroy you once and for all.

Frieza:
Yes, you're just like your father aren't you? The good king. You probably don't remember your father very well, do you Vegeta?

Krillin:
(while Frieza transforms) Oh crap!

Vegeta:
Unbelievable! Absolute madness!

Gohan:
It was nice knowin' you Krillin.

Krillin:
Yeah...so long Gohan.

Frieza:
(after completing transformation) Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!

Frieza:
(sarcastic) Oh...I beg of you...please don't hurt little old me.

Frieza:
The pain that you have caused me...I will return it ten-fold!

Vegeta:
(after blasting Frieza from behind) Alright! Rule number one, never turn your back...when you're up against Vegeta!

Frieza:
Don't look so surprised Vegeta! I'll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget.

Frieza:
(when crushing Gohan's head into the ground) Sometimes, you just gotta put your foot down when it comes to kids. Bye bye brat.

Frieza:
These Earth scum tricksters. They're just like weeds. You have to get 'em by the root!

Frieza:
(while chasing Krillin) What fun! I love cat and mouse! This one's even small enough to eat! Yum!

Frieza:
(after Krillin dives into water to escape from Frieza) Ah...just what I needed. A little fishing to relax my nerves. I left my fishing rod at home. So I guess I'll have to blast him out!

Piccolo:
(about Frieza) I see. King Kai thinks he's unbeatable. We'll find out.

Vegeta:
You're right. We will. But who are you? Just another weak Namekian? Wait, I recognize you. You're the one we destroyed so easily on Earth. I can't believe these fools wasted their wishes bringing you back to life.

Piccolo:
Do me a favor. Just keep your big mouth shut. Then, after we beat Frieza, it'll be you and me...head to head.

Vegeta:
Yeah...like that's actually going to happen. Heh heh heh. Ha. I guess some people just aren't satisfied with dying only once, are they?

Frieza:
I suggest you go about your business Namekian. As of yet, I haven't decided to kill you, but I'm real close. Now go before its too late. Please, it would ease my conscience knowing that I spared one of you.

Krillin:
Call me crazy, but I've got a funny feeling that Piccolo doesn't have a clue what he's up against.

Vegeta:
Someone should tell him that.

Gohan:
I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something different about Piccolo.

Krillin:
The heck are you talkin' about Gohan?

Gohan:
The Piccolo I know would never fight unless he felt for sure he could win.

Krillin:
You think he has a chance?

Vegeta:
Would you two cut the crap! There's nothing different about your stupid green friend and there's no way he can win against Frieza alright!?

Frieza:
So you think you're pretty tough, huh? Well, it won't take me long to have you face first in the dirt begging for mercy.

Piccolo:
Give it a try!

Frieza:
You are quite the comedian Vegeta. If only the rest of your Saiyan people were around to see the brave prince Vegeta now, huh? But, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...that really doesn't matter, because I've got you cornered like a frightened little mouse. Oh, don't worry, dear prince, I'm going to save you until I've taken care of your little Namek friend.

Vegeta:
(about Piccolo) He's even a bigger fool than I if he really believes he can take on Frieza by himself. But then again, I'm not that stupid to tell 'im not to try.

Piccolo:
(to Frieza) Well, I'm sure you're wondering, how I can anticipate your every move, right horn-boy?

Gohan:
What do we do now?

Krillin:
Don't worry Gohan! It's just like they say! It ain't over till the fat lady sings!

Vegeta:
Well, I'd say she just hummed a few bars.

Frieza:
Well, it looks like the tables have turned again my friend, and this time for the last time. So, are you ready for a taste of your demise? Because it's coming up right now.

Piccolo:
(while holding Frieza in a bear hug and piledriving him into the ground) Oh, by the way you cow-headed clown, I'm only getting warmed up!

Krillin:
(to himself, when Frieza is about to transform again) You know, it's times like this I think to myself, why didn't I just become a shoe salesman?

Frieza:
(after transforming) So, tell me...how do I look? I may not win any beauty contest but I'll beat your tail.

Piccolo:
You? Disgusting.

Frieza:
(about Gohan) Strange. Where did the little one get all his power? That kid's stronger than any Saiyan I've ever fought. Hmm...I better keep my eye on that one. I wonder who he is. I'm sure I eliminated all the Saiyans except for Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz twenty years ago. How'd he survive? Neither one of those misfits could possibly be his father. No matter. In the end, they all must be exponged anyway.

Frieza:
The time is now. I must crush these miserable Saiyans...because they're like pesky insects. Once you let them get a foot hold, they can be hard to wipe out. Best eliminate them now, before they gain momentum.

Vegeta:
No, I'm not ready!

Frieza:
My dear, dear friend. Who is ever ready to meet their final fate, hmm? Now feast your eyes on my ultimate transformation.

Vegeta:
Come here, kid! You've gotta help me! If you know what's good for you, you will! You understand?

Dende:
But I can't help you!

Vegeta:
What are you saying? I know you can help! I've seen you heal other people!

Dende:
I can only heal those who have a good heart. You...your heart is black from the people you've hurt.

Vegeta:
Why...you little...unless you heal me you little brat, Frieza's going to wipe us all out!

Dende:
Sorry, I can't!

Vegeta:
Hey, come on! I don't have time for your stupid moral dilemma, kid!

Piccolo:
(about Frieza) In my wildest dreams, I've never seen anything so powerful...I wonder what it will look like.

Krillin:
I'll bet it's the most hideous, ugly, repulsive creature in the universe.

Vegeta:
(after Frieza kills Dende with his death beam) What happened?

Gohan:
No! No!

Nail:
Dende! No, it can't be! It just can't be!

Piccolo:
Frieza, you monster!

Frieza:
That's one down, and I didn't even break a sweat.

Gohan:
No, Dende!

Frieza:
Now, it's time to pull back the curtain and let the third and final act begin.

Frieza:
Well, well. You certainly surprise me with your newfound force.

Vegeta:
And I'm just warming up, you clown. What you just witnessed was only the beginning of my power. If you had one of your stupid scouters here, you'd realize my true potential and you'd run like the coward you really are. No matter. A Saiyan loves a good fight. And you'll discover my powers soon enough. So lets stop talking and cut to the chase. This time, you're going down. What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles.

Frieza:
Very well, you've had your fun, but I really do feel sorry for you now, because now you have to back up your delusional, pathetic taunts, Super Saiyan.

Vegeta:
Shut up!

Frieza:
Well, it looks like you're not that super of a Saiyan after all, huh?

Gohan:
What does this mean?

Krillin:
It means Piccolo was right and that Vegeta doesn't stand a chance against Frieza!

Piccolo:
No one stands a chance against Frieza!

Frieza:
Vegeta, face it. To fight with me is futile and useless. Just wake up. You're blind and delusional.

Vegeta:
Uh...?

Frieza:
You keep going on about being a Super Saiyan, but it's just a myth Vegeta. I've never seen one, have you? You're such a chump. Heh heh.

Frieza:
Such an ego. You really believe all that? A Super Saiyan? I must say, somebody has some high hopes.

Vegeta:
(to himself) Oh no. What if he's right. What if I'm not a Super Saiyan? That would mean I don't stand a chance against Frieza. That would mean I'm pretty much...dead. Blast it, it can't be true.

Frieza:
Don't worry. The pain will subside after a while.

Frieza:
(while pulling Vegeta by his hair) Vegeta. I must say I'm very disappointed in you. After all that Super Saiyan garbage you were spouting. (Frieza grabs a crab that was climbing on Vegeta's back and eats it) But I thought I should give you a sporting chance. (Frieza begins to ram his hand into Vegeta's back)

Frieza:
While you did put up a good fight, the bottom line Vegeta, is you are just as stupid as those other half-wits. But I can't help you. If you were to pledge your allegiance to me...

Frieza:
(to Vegeta) My, my. What do we have here? A fallen prince. Oh dear. (Frieza stomps on Vegeta's chest) It pains me to see you like this Vegeta. I don't know why, but I still care for you enough to put you out of your misery.

Goku:
You must be Frieza, the one responsible for the horrible chain of events that have taken place on this planet.

Frieza:
The proof is in the pudding, don't you think, huh?

Goku:
Whatever problems you have with Vegeta, you can take them up with me now.

Frieza:
Nice move but your shoe came untied.

Goku:
I'm not going to fall for that. I don't even have shoelaces.

Frieza:
Darn. I guess you're a little smarter than the average Saiyan.

Goku:
Very funny.

Frieza:
Ha ha ha ha. Goodness. No sense of humor.

Goku:
Save your strength, Vegeta.

Vegeta:
(dying) No. There's more. He killed our home planet. It was him.

Frieza:
He's just a corpse and he's still blabbing. I'll have to gag him to shut him up.

Vegeta:
Your father and mine...the whole planet...he blew it up, it's true. No one survived but us. Ask him if you want. He'll tell you. He's proud of it.

Goku:
Please, stop talking, Vegeta. It's sapping all of your strength.

Vegeta:
No. Listen. You have to hear this. (Vegeta begins to cry) We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked of us and more. He took me from my father when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted and said he would kill my father if I didn't. I did everything he asked but he killed him anyway along with everyone else. He was scared of us. Scared that a Super Saiyan would be born to rise up and overthrow him.

Frieza:
A touching story.

Goku:
Please, no more. Save your strength.

Vegeta:
Kakarot, please. Destroy Frieza. He made me what I am. Don't let him do it to anyone else. (Vegeta raises his hand to Goku) Whatever it takes. Stop him. Please. (Vegeta's hand falls to the ground as he dies)

Goku:
Vegeta.

Frieza:
Well, it's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor.

Goku:
Goodbye, Vegeta. You're not as cold-hearted as you believed yourself to be. A heart of stone can't shed tears like you did. You must have been holding them back your whole life. I'm the only one left.

Goku:
(As he buries Vegeta's body) I think I understand you now. You weren't grieving over your own death, or because our home planet was destroyed. You were grieving because he turned you into what he wanted you to be. You never had a chance to be anything else. Well I still respect you. I know you made a lot of mistakes, but now I see that it wasn't all your fault. You had the fiery will of a Saiyan. Please share that with me now, 'cause I need it. Thank you for saving my son's life and buying enough time for me to recuperate. I'll do my best to carry out your wish. (to Frieza) It's true. Vegeta's right. You have no honor. For him. And for everyone else you've destroyed, I am going to finish you.

Frieza:
We'll see about that, won't we?

Goku:
You seem to delight in seeing other people suffer. And you treat life like a disposable commodity. You destroy homes. You take the lives of innocent, peace-loving people. You even take the lives of children. And all of this, for your own amusement or personal gain. Well, now it's your turn.

Frieza:
Oh, is it really? And I suppose the great Super Saiyan is going to arrive and magically defeat what has never been defeated. It's legend. Fantasy.

Goku:
Who cares? Look, I don't care about the stupid legend. See, it's me who's going to stop you.

Bulma:
(as she is lying down) That cloud looks like a cheeseburger. And that one looks like a pizza. I wanted to lose a few pounds, but this is ridiculous. Oh, I give up. I'm just going to lie here until I wither away. Goodbye, world.

Frieza:
(after whipping Goku into lava with his tail) A pity really. Such an uneventful ending and for such a great fighter.

Piccolo:
Hey, what have you done to him? Where is he?

Frieza:
Where is...who?

Piccolo:
You know who I'm talkin' about!

Frieza:
Oh yes. I seem to recall him melting in the river of lava. How would you like to join him? I'm making a stu down there and I wouldn't mind adding a Namek for seasoning. Yes, that's just what it needs. Perfect. Consider it done.

Goku:
Hey, just what's your deal anyway, Frieza?

Frieza:
Basically, I'm trying to kill you.

Frieza:
I've never met a sentimental Saiyan before. It'll be your downfall.

Goku:
Well, if having feelings is a weakness, why am I the only Saiyan left?

Frieza:
I was thinking and something just occurred to me. Yes, makes sense. You are the one who defeated the Ginyu Force, not Vegeta. Yes, you killed Captain Ginyu.

Goku:
That's right. Well, not killed. Changed. He was blue. Now he's green.

Frieza:
(after knocking Goku into the water) Ah. Flushed down the sewer like the little rat that he is.

Frieza:
Well, I've got to hand it to you. You're the first one who's ever hurt me besides my loving parents that is. Hm. It's been so long since I felt pain. It's such a strange sensation. What a rare case he is.

Goku:
Man, is he ticked! I wouldn't wanna be me right now, but I don't have a choice.

Frieza:
(while bouncing Goku around in a fiery burst) Now for the final swat. This game's over when you hear the bang!

Goku:
You fiend!

Frieza:
Don't try to flatter me.

Frieza:
I have a little proposition, I'd like to ask you in my native language.

Goku:
I'm listening.

Frieza:
Aloevi vi vivial. It means lets get down to business. No more sandbagging. What do ya say?

Goku:
Sounds good. Sure.

Goku:
So, this must be the place.

Frieza:
Yes, this will make a fine site for your grave. It's perfect. Now, would you prefer cremation or burial? Daisies or chrysanthemums?

Goku:
Whatever. You pick. I trust ya.

Frieza:
For that, I'm going to give you a little break. I know. I...I'll fight without using my hands, well how does that grab you?

Goku:
That's your call.

Frieza:
Fine then. This way I won't break my nails. Alright?

Goku:
It's up to you. But I don't recommend it.

Frieza:
You're too cocky. If you think I need to use my hands to beat you, I don't want you to die believing that you ever really had a chance to win.

Goku:
Okay, I'm not gonna argue with ya. Shoot.

Frieza:
Very well, then. No hands it is.

Frieza:
(while smacking Goku with his tail) Fool! I made you look! You dirty crook! You stole your mother's pocketbook! And one more for the road!

Goku:
(after grabbing Frieza by his tail) Man, when's the last time you had a bath? (Frieza turns to look at him) Yeah, no foolin'. Woo, it's downright unpleasant back here.

Frieza:
First you grab my tail and then you insult me. You're going to pay dearly for this.

Bulma:
(to the Ginyu frog) Did I mention to you that I'm a genius? Yup, I'm not just another pretty face. You know, I'm almost as smart as I am beautiful. It's scary.

Frieza:
(while choking Goku with his tail) Oh my, what's the matter, big guy? Did you expect a fairy tale ending? Well, don't lose your head over it. You can't always have it your way. Aha ha ha ha ha...

Frieza:
I really hate to break this to you, but I've been holding back the lion share of my power for the sake of amusement, but now I'm going to end this fight. But before I do, I'd like to make you an offer.

Goku:
I'm listening.

Frieza:
Join me. You have so much potential, it would be a pity to see it snuffed out and gone to waste. What 'dya say?

Goku:
I can't do it. Sorry. See, I have this nasty habit of following my heart.

Frieza:
Hm...and what does that get you? With me, you would live like a God. Yes, you could have anything. Or not, you could choose to suffer and die. Your call.

Goku:
No way. I have everything that a man could want.

Frieza:
Oh my. You are so naive. You know nothing of the pleasures of this universe. Any desire that you have could be instantly fulfilled. But have it your way. Die if you must. But allow me to let you in on a little secret.

Goku:
Huh? What's that?

Frieza:
Well, I haven't even begun to use my real power yet.

Goku:
Yeah well I have some reserved myself.

Frieza:
Yes, I know. Five. Five times what you've displayed, ten at the very most. But I...I've only used one percent of my power.

Goku:
Huh? What? Uh...no way! You're bluffing. It's just not possible.

Frieza:
Don't be glum. You should actually be flattered. I've never had to summon this much of my power to defeat someone. Fifty percent of my maximum. That's all that's required for this.

Frieza:
You're choosing to die instead of joining me? It's a real shame. Heh heh heh heh heh. You Saiyans are really something else. So proud. So obstinant. You're just like Vegeta and Vegeta's father and that radical Bardock. You're all alike. Too stubborn to recognize a good deal. Just like moths, rushing into a flame to die. But what can I do, you leave me no other choice. We could have been so good together.

Frieza:
(to Goku) Has it become clear to you yet? You never had a chance. I only let you think you did.

Captain Ginyu:
(while in Bulma's body, about Frieza pounding Goku) Incredible. Now that's what I call speed. I can't believe that I have the privilege of watching this fight. This is monumental, what a matchup. Gosh, this is the greatest battle ever, and here I am to witness it.

Gohan:
Bulma...I know the fight is a big deal and all, but it's really not a time to celebrate.

Krillin:
Bulma...Goku's not faring too well at the moment.

Captain Ginyu:
(Ginyu smacks Krillin back) Oopsie.

Krillin:
Ow.

Captain Ginyu:
Do me a favor. After the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys!

Krillin:
Huh?

Gohan:
Huh?

Captain Ginyu:
Oh...heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin:
Well, if she's threatening us, I guess that means she's back to normal. Eh...

Captain Ginyu:
(while in Bulma's body, about Frieza beating Goku) Hee hee ha ha ha. This is great!

Krillin:
She's lost it.

Captain Ginyu:
It looks like Frieza's going to win after all. Hee hee hee hee ha ha. I should've known.

Piccolo:
Look. Shut up or leave and that's final!

Captain Ginyu:
Oh...

Krillin:
Are you sure you're okay Bulma?

Captain Ginyu:
Yes...I guess I got carried away for a second there. Sorry guys. (Bulma in the frog's body begins to toss little rocks at Captain Ginyu in anger)

Gohan:
Hey!

Captain Ginyu:
What's the matter guys...why are you looking at me so funny? You wouldn't hurt a lady, would you? Hm? Hee hee ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Krillin:
Hey, look out! It's Ginyu!

Frieza:
(to Goku) I told you I could destroy this planet, in the same way I destroyed planet Vegeta. And please don't think me vain, but are you impressed by my handiwork?

Frieza:
(to Goku) I can do this one of two ways. Your end could be fast or painfully slow. Well, if you're not going to answer, maybe I'll make the decision for you.

Frieza:
My dear friend...how can I make this even more painful for you? I could crush your hands, rip off both of your ears, or maybe I'll just smash in your tiny little cranium. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Goku:
You might be stronger, a hundred times stronger than me, Frieza, and you may have me down, but I am not about to give up now! And I will do whatever it takes, even if it destroys me, to finish you off once and for all. To give you what you deserve.

Frieza:
Your speeches put me to sleep. But everyone has to have last words. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Before they're shredded into a million little pieces.

Frieza:
(to Goku) Oh, what's wrong? Poor baby got a boo-boo? Well, I'll make it better. (Frieza relentlessly pounds Goku's body around)

Frieza:
(Goku is out of energy and allows his head to rest on Frieza's shoulder) After all those things you said, I thought you hated me. (Frieza wraps his tail around Goku's neck) Well, I've really enjoyed prepping you for death.

Frieza:
(Frieza is holding Goku's head down under the water) Oh and don't forget to scrub behind your ears.

Frieza:
Something is strange about this warrior. How does a Saiyan have such incredible power? They are, after all, inferior creatures. I've never met a figher with that kind of strength. Grrr...I must take him out now.

Frieza:
(to Goku) I realize all you Saiyans want to do is fight, but fighting is useless, unless of course you are superior like me, and that is why I took the liberty of wiping out your kind.

Goku:
(to Vegeta's spirit) Vegeta, I grew up on planet Earth, I don't know how to be a Saiyan. But, I share in your disgust for Frieza.

Frieza:
Is your brave little speech over?

Frieza:
(to Goku) My guess is that you're all out of gas. You see, I can read you like a book, my friend. And it's time to finish the last chapter with a bang.

Guldo:
(about posing) We stink without our leader.

Burter:
Not to mention we're out of practice.

Recoome:
Lets give 'em some Ginyu spirit.

Burter:
Yeah, that's what we need! Ginyu spirit!

Jeice:
Then, lets do it again! Yeah! Yeah!

Guldo:
Yeah! Again! Again!

Yamcha:
Who are they? They're wacko!

Jeice:
Well, I can see that they're impressed. I've gotta admit, our fighting poses are awesome, no matter how many times we do them.

Recoome:
Oh, by the looks of it, this place seems to be a real nice planet. I think we should make it our new fighting headquarters.

Guldo:
Now that sounds like a plan!

Jeice:
And using our superior strength, we, the Ginyu Force, will conquer this planet!

Yamcha:
Tien, these guys are idiots.

Tien:
You can say that again. And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the Ginyu Force that took on Vegeta and got beat?

Chiaotzu:
Ah...I think you're right. Oh!

Burter:
So, you're friends with Vegeta, huh? That makes things a little clearer. We're the Ginyu Force, the most elite fighting force in the universe. Your friend Vegeta was an insignificant worm compared to us.

Guldo:
That's right. We woulda beaten that monkey with one blow except we ran into a little bit of bad luck.

Recoome:
Yeah, but that's all ancient history. Besides, we're here now and we like this place. And we're going ta make it our home.

Guldo:
So why don't you make like a hair and split!

Yamcha:
Hey! Who do you think you are? It's you who's going to leave!

Chiaotzu:
Yeah! Get lost!

Guldo:
Heh heh heh heh heh. Please. Don't make me laugh. Aha ha ha.

Jeice:
If they wanna fight, bring it on, 'cause I believe we all could use the exercise.

Recoome:
Oh...wait a second. Remember what our fearless leader said? When on a new planet, make sure that you test your powers first, because the climate might affect your ability to fight.

Jeice:
Hmm...you got a point there, Recoome. Alright.

Burter:
(after Guldo uses his telepathic power to smash a tree into King Kai's house) Nicely done.

Jeice:
On a scale of one to ten, definitely eleven.

Guldo:
Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh ha ha.

Recoome:
Wow, that was excellent, Guldo. Watch me! Recooooooome breath blaster time! (Recoome does a mouth blast)

King Kai:
What's going on out here?

Yamcha:
We have company.

King Kai:
Hmm...I have no time for intruders, so I suggest you leave. And I suggest you do it now.

Recoome:
Oooo, what a strange fellow. Hey, oddball! How would you like to come and play with us?

King Kai:
Heh heh heh heh heh. With your limited powers, I don't think it would be a very fair fight.

Recoome:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, you're making a joke, huh?

King Kai:
Well then, why don't you try me and figure it out for yourself!

Recoome:
Okay!

Frieza:
There is one thing that truly agitates me, and this may sound strange. I never could quite understand your pathetic Saiyan mind. But that really doesn't matter now. I have no interest in your trivial little thoughts. I only want to rid myself of you once and for all. And after I'm all finished playing with you, I will take care of your bratty son and then the universe will be rid of your kind. Ha, Super Saiyan...don't make me laugh!

Frieza:
I spy with my little eye, one pitiable Namek who got away!

Frieza:
(while squeezing Piccolo's shoulder) You know, there's nothing more annoying than a screaming Namek.

Burter:
(staring at Recoome's body stuck in the ground) Hey, I think they did a number on Recoome.

Jeice:
Well, I say we pull 'im outta here and give 'im a proper burial. (Jeice, Burter, and Guldo pull out Recoome's body and Recoome shakes his head)

Recoome:
That nap sure was refreshing. And now it's time for the Ginyu Force to show you what we're really made of! Aaaaaaaaattack! (Recoome smashes into Yamcha)

Jeice:
Burter! Ginyu Force prepare! The hurricance attack! (Jeice charges his red aura)

Burter:
No one can survive the force of the hurricane! (Burter charges his blue aura)

Frieza:
(after Gohan and Krillin blast him) Heh. I forgot about those other insignificant little bugs. Heh heh heh heh heh. No matter. I'll crush them once I'm finished with these two weaklings.

King Kai:
It finally happened. Goku defeated Frieza! Goku has defeated Frieza! Woohoo! Frieza's been defeated! Goku has defeated Frieza! Ha ha! Woohoohoohoo! Yeah! Ha ha!

Tien:
So, he really pulled it off.

Jeice:
You think the old kook is tellin' the truth?

Burter:
I'd say he's nuts.

Recoome:
Impossible!

Chiaotzu:
Hooray for Goku!

Tien:
Yeah, I second that, Chiaotzu.

Yamcha:
I knew he'd win.

King Kai:
Way to go, boys! Your training paid off handsomely. You even surprised me with some of your techniques. When I invited the Ginyu Force here, I never thought you'd beat them.

Yamcha:
You invited those guys?

King Kai:
Uh...what I meant to say was that the Ginyu Force showing up here was as much of a surprise for me too...I mean it's not like I brought them here to help train you or anything...what a silly thought. So why don't we just forget about them, shall we? Good job, men! Good job! Woohoo! You know, I'll bet you three are glad I didn't invite Frieza himself here, aren't you? Get it? It's a joke.

Krillin:
Ahh! We forgot about Bulma! What are we going to do?

Goku:
Don't scare me like that, Krillin! For a second, I thought you saw Frieza again.

Krillin:
In...in some ways, Bulma's worse than Frieza. Uh...at least that's how I feel.

Gohan:
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Goku:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Piccolo:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Krillin:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Goku:
Ooo...ooo...don't make me laugh Krillin. I still ache all over.

King Kai:
Poor Piccolo. Poor, poor Piccolo.

Yamcha:
But I thought you said Goku defeated Frieza!

King Kai:
It's all my fault. I was foolish to think Frieza could be defeated. And he's more horrible than I ever imagined.

Frieza:
(after killing Krillin by exploding his body) Heh heh heh heh. Pop goes the weasel!

Goku:
(enraged) I won't let you...get away with this!

Frieza:
Heh heh heh heh!

Goku:
(thunder and lightning strike around Goku) Grr...grr...grr...I won't let you...grr...grr...yaaaaaaaaaaah! (Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan)

Frieza:
Huh!?

Gohan:
Ah...ah...

Goku:
Gohan! Listen very carefully! You must leave this planet now and take Piccolo with you. Got it?

Gohan:
Uh...uh...uh...

Goku:
Grr... This is the last time I'm going to tell you! Get out of here right now, Gohan!

Goku:
Gohan! It's time! Piccolo is our only chance of bringing the others back to this dimension. Take him to the ship and go!

Gohan:
But what about you?

Goku:
Don't worry about me now! I know I'm where I need to be!

Gohan:
But...if we take the ship...that means you'll be stranded out here with no way home.

Goku:
I'm your father. Now listen! Gohan! Just do as I say!

Gohan:
Whatever you want dad.

Goku:
(while tightly squeezing Frieza's hand) You just don't know when to stop! Enough is enough!

Frieza:
Owwwww!

Goku:
First Vegeta! Then Piccolo! And now, my best friend Krillin! You don't care, I can see that! Their lives mean absolutely nothing to you! You're not in the least bit sorry! Even now, all you can think about is how to destroy me! (Frieza barely escapes from Goku's grasp and begins to move his arm)

Frieza:
How? How did you get this incredible power? Don't tell me! It's true, isn't it?

Frieza:
Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am! They were killers, all of them! And you have the gall to condemn what I've done. You and your bloodthirsty race!

Goku:
They paid for their mistakes!

Frieza:
Heh heh heh heh. Is that why they died? I thought it was because I killed them!

Goku:
You're just a beast, with no conscience!

Frieza:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So I'm a beast, huh? Oh, and what about you, Mr. Super Saiyan! Aren't you just like me?

Goku:
Hmph.

Frieza:
So the jury's still out on that one. Lets just give it a little more time.

Goku:
(to Frieza) Your evil deeds are like a noose around your neck!

Frieza:
It can't be! Hey! Why can't I hit you? Just tell me!

Goku:
You didn't say please.

Frieza:
Please...what? Please!? You! Alright then! Please! (Frieza blasts Goku right in the face but it has no effect) Huh!?

Goku:
You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am, friend!

Frieza:
(fear stricken) You...what...what are you?

Goku:
I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

Frieza:
(to Goku) Bah! Super Saiyan! So, out of the whole barrel of monkeys, one finally made good! Heh heh heh. Vegeta...he was sure that he was the one. Ha ha ha, when he was a boy, that legend was his only comfort. He tried so hard and failed. What a dope! He thought he was a jewel but he was just a dirt clot.

Commander:
Listen! Don't you men get it!? There are no individual races anymore! There are only two kinds of people now! Those who obey Frieza, and those who disobey him...and they never live very long! So which kind of people are we? Do we support Frieza? Good! It's better than dying, take my word. Now get back to work, you bums.

Frieza:
I'd destroy us both before I'd let you live. Either way, you'll never make it out of here alive!

Goku:
We'll see about that.

Frieza:
(Frieza makes his death ball) Guess what? I just had a brilliant idea. I figured out how to beat you!

Goku:
Huh?

Frieza:
Your power is amazing, but there's more to winning than that! Sometimes, it's the smartest one who wins, not the strongest. Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha!

Goku:
Huh!?

Frieza:
Now say goodbye to Namek! (Frieza throws his death ball at Namek) Die, planet, die!

King Kai:
It looks like Frieza won this one my friends. Goku had Frieza against the ropes. With his new power, Goku had Frieza totally outclassed in strength and speed.

Yamcha:
Then how? What went wrong?

Chiaotzu:
Maybe Goku's still okay.

King Kai:
No. I wish that were possible Chiaotzu. Frieza got desperate. He was losing the battle, so he used his trump card. He couldn't beat Goku, so he destroyed Namek.

Yamcha:
Destroyed Namek? But then, that means...

King Kai:
That means that there was no longer any atmosphere or air for them to breathe. I'm afraid it's all over.

Frieza:
Darn. I held back too much power.

Goku:
So, you couldn't do it. You couldn't go through with it after all, huh?

Frieza:
Huh?

Goku:
I don't blame you. Destroying both of us to make sure that I don't win isn't any way to fight. It's just another way of giving up.

Frieza:
You still don't get it, do you? Heh heh heh heh heh. I didn't plan on destroying myself, just you and the planet.

Goku:
Hm?

Frieza:
I can breathe in space and you can't. That means if the planet goes, then you won't have any more air to live on. And I shall be victorious. Five minutes. That's how long you have. This planet is still going to blow, the core has been completely disintegrated.

Goku:
Hmph. Five minutes is all that I need. It won't even take me that long to beat you and leave with my friends on my spaceship.

Frieza:
You underestimate me. The true depth of my power escapes you. Well then, it's time that you experience the ultimate Frieza! Yes, a very rare occurence indeed. One hundred percent of my true power! You never really had a chance to beat me! It's over!

Goku:
Can your body handle the stress from all that power?

Frieza:
Hmph.

Goku:
Well, I don't think that it can! In any case, I'm not going to give you the time you need to power up! This battle ends right now!

Bulma:
Those rotten skunks! This is it! I'm one ticked off damsel in distress!

King Kai:
(through telepathic conversation) Goku! This is King Kai! Can you hear me? Goku, please answer me! This is King Kai calling. Now look, I know you can hear me, Goku! You're just like all the others! You learn what I have to teach you and then you forget about the teacher! If you don't answer me, I'm going to start telling jokes, and I've got a million of 'em! Okay then, here goes. What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

Goku:
Alright, alright. I'm here King Kai. What is it?

King Kai:
Goku, why aren't you attacking Frieza? He's about to reach his maximum! This could be your last chance!

Goku:
I want him to reach his maximum! I wanna fight him when he's at his best!

King Kai:
What!? That's crazy! Ahh...Goku...is it possible that your new power has altered your judgement!? Think about it!

Dr. Brief:
There are only three things that could cause this transmission to fail. One...the darn thing's broke...uh...two...the whole ship's been destroyed somehow...and then there's three...interference from a series of electromagnetic waves, which means the planet's axis...it's being stretched or compressed.

Master Roshi:
Goodness! What does it mean when the axis distorts?

Dr. Brief:
Um...uh...well it means...uh...hmm...well a sudden change like that could mean only one thing. I'm afraid that the planet's core has become unstable. It's um...gonna blow!

Master Roshi:
What!?

Goku:
Frieza! Let's do this while we're still young! I will let you reach your maximum so there's no doubt who the strongest was when this is over. I could've already beaten you by now, but when you lose, I want you to know for certain that you gave it everything you have. That even at its fullest, your power was no match for mine!

Frieza:
Alright, big guy. Whatever turns you on.

Frieza:
(while struggling to get loose from Goku's grasp) Let go of me, you no good stinkin' dirty Saiyan!

Goku:
Not today! So this is it, huh? Your true power. Well, I'm not impressed!

Frieza:
Why you! You'll be much more impressed when you're dead!

Goku:
I wouldn't count on it.

Bulma:
Man, this is crazy! It's falling apart. My gosh, this is scary. This thing can blow at any second. This is bad. This is gonna be the end.

Gohan:
Hey. Think positive.

Bulma:
How dare you, you twerp!? You have no idea what I've been through, do you? It's been horrible.

Gohan:
Well, look on the bright side.

Bulma:
Bright side? I've been chased by dinosaurs, I had my body stolen by a crazy frog, I was nearly crushed to death, I have major rio and my legs are so bristly, I feel like a cactus, so tell me, what's the bright side?

Frieza:
As an expert on destroying planets, I'd say that you're just about out of time. Agreed? And yet you're standing there like a statue waiting for me to make the first move. It doesn't make any sense. The longer you wait, the worst your chances are. I know. You're stalling. Giving those kids a chance to escape. That's it. Heh heh heh heh heh. Well, that's okay. They'll be my next targets. It shouldn't be too hard to track them down, should it?

Goku:
Well, that depends. If you're dead, it will be.

Bulma:
Well, I'm not traveling across the galaxy with a shady character like Piccolo on board, who do you think I am? There's no telling what he might do once we're in deep space in the middle of nowhere. There's just no way! If he stays, you can count me out!

Gohan:
But he's not bad. He's good, really. And that's the truth. He's coming, or we're not going anywhere!

Bulma:
Huh! Now look Gohan. Piccolo belongs here. It's his home. I doubt he even wants to leave here.

Gohan:
Grr...grr...

Bulma:
Right...nevermind. Heh heh. (to herself) Oh, man. This is just great. How do I get myself into these predicaments?

Gohan:
(Gohan puts his hand on Bulma's hand to stop her from powering up the ship) We're not leaving Bulma! Not yet.

Bulma:
Please take your hand away or I'm going to bite it as hard as I can.

Gohan:
He's my dad, I love him. Please, Bulma, I know he'd do the same for you if he could. Please, my dad needs us. He does.

Bulma:
Gosh...Gohan...alright Gohan...two more minutes.

Gohan:
Thank you Bulma.

Shenron:
Speak. Name your wish. Say it now and it will be so granted.

Mister Popo:
Yes, of course. Can you please restore the lives of all those killed by Frieza and his gang. Is it within your power to grant this wish?

Shenron:
I...don't know.

Mister Popo:
It's very bad that you don't know. If you don't know, who does?

Gohan:
I'm staying Bulma. You're gonna have to leave with Piccolo.

Bulma:
What? Hey! This isn't funny.

Gohan:
I'm part Saiyan Bulma. Frieza's goin' ta hunt me down wherever I go. The last thing I wanna do is lead him back to Earth. I don't wanna be a danger ta anybody. I know what I've gotta do.

Bulma:
That's nonsense. Lets go. You're not sure that he's going to follow you! You really should get out of here before its too late. Gohan, no! Don't go! You can't put this all on yourself!

Gohan:
Don't worry about me. This is the way that I want it. I'll be alright. You take care of Piccolo.

Bulma:
Gohan, no! This is suicide!

Gohan:
No way. This is life. Piccolo would understand and so would my dad. Besides, I don't intend ta die. Frieza's bound ta be hurting if he was fighting my dad. Maybe I can beat him. I've got to give it a try. So long.

Yajirobe:
Yeah, but, well lets say that Goku wins and beats this Frieza dude. What good is that gonna do if the planet blows up?

Frieza:
The sky. It's black. Time to get out of here. She's about to blow. And I don't have enough energy to weather the explosion. Well, so long. You fulfilled the legend only to become a fresh batch of Super Saiyan soup. Ha ha ha ha.

Frieza:
(to Gohan) A pint sized Saiyan? Heh. You don't really believe that you could succeed where both your father and Vegeta failed...? Maybe you do believe it. It wouldn't surprise me to know that the last Saiyan to perish at my hands was just as foolish as the first. Darn shame. Isn't it? A noble race like the Saiyans completely extinct. Or am I speaking too soon? Perhaps you really are going to strike me down. Well, lets find out. Show me what ya got!

Frieza:
(to Gohan) Magnificent attack for a kid. You are a true Saiyan, which is precisely why I have to kill you. It seems that I have become the Saiyan exterminator. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Tough luck, but hey...my hands are tied. So...this is the end of the road for you, kid.

Frieza:
Why am I not surprised? You Saiyans are like a stubborn virus. And now the virus has mutated to preserve itself. But I know how to treat it! I know how to blot it out for good! You should've never come back here, you know. I really thought you were dead. You could've left this place and escaped. I would have never known it.

Goku:
No way! Why run from somebody that you're not scared of?

Frieza:
Uh! Grr...hmm...just for that one, I'm going to blow you to pieces, just like that little bald guy! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Goku:
That little bald guy was my best friend. His name was Krillin. Yeah. How could I forget that? Grr...now die! (Goku gets enraged)

Frieza:
Fool. I'm not the one who's going to die here, catch my drift?

Goku:
Thanks, King Kai! You're the greatest! Alright, Frieza! Let's do it!

Frieza:
Now you're gung ho! What's the deal? Is your phone call over? Good thing they reached you before I disconnected your number!

Bulma:
I hate being unselfish! It's always such a drag!

King Kai:
(through telepathic communication) Goku. Uh, how many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Goku:
How many?

King Kai:
There's no telling. But it only takes one to beat Frieza. Heh heh heh.

Frieza:
(after the dragonballs are scattered once more) The dragonballs! What? No! Come back! I waited so long.

Goku:
Heh, you actually beat that little guy to the punch, but it looks like you have to say the wish in their native tongue. But that was great! You almost had it.

Frieza:
Grr...

Goku:
You were so close, I could feel it.

Frieza:
That green kid. I could've sworn that I killed him.

Goku:
Yeah, I almost forgot! We used the Earth's dragonballs to wish back everyone that you killed.

Frieza:
What?

Goku:
Wait till I tell you the wish we just made here.

Frieza:
You mean you orchestrated this whole thing telepathically.

Goku:
I had help. We wished that everyone on this planet would be moved to the planet Earth except for the two of us.

Frieza:
Grrrrrrr!

Frieza:
In exactly two minutes, you will be nothing but a pile of ashes. Just look how you're trembling.

Goku:
It's you who should be afraid, because your spree of hatred will end at the hands of a Saiyan like you've always feared!

Frieza:
Your speeches are so poetic, but I can assure you that the only things ending are you and this ugly planet!

Bulma:
Oh! Why did you have to come back? Why didn't the dragon leave out those filthy jerks?

Vegeta:
Now that wasn't very nice!

Vegeta:
You're all so foolish to assume Kakarot would abandon such a good fight, because the blood of a Saiyan flows too strongly in his veins. And now, as that idiot martyr is becoming a Super Saiyan, his hunger for battle is even greater! Nothing will stop Frieza and Kakarot from fighting, that is, until Namek explodes and they both go out with a bang! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Gohan:
Don't laugh!

Vegeta:
Meanwhile, since I was revived from death, I should become even stronger, and once Kakarot and Frieza are both completely out of the picture, I'll be the most powerful fighter in the universe!

Piccolo:
You little...

Vegeta:
I must admit this was unexpected, but that doesn't mean I won't enjoy it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta:
So now that you and I are the only Saiyans left, why don't we have a little fight to celebrate? It'll be a perfect opportunity for me to test out my new strength!

Gohan:
Just stop talking to me, jerk! I don't wanna have to listen to your stupid voice anymore!

Frieza:
Heh heh! You're really a Super Saiyan! I'm glad now that I finally met one. I can see it was quite an overrated legend.

Frieza:
See? Just a beast!

Goku:
Frieza...

Frieza:
What!?

Goku:
I'd rather be a brainless beast than a heartless monster, like you.

Frieza:
You think this is funny? Toying with me!?

Goku:
No, Frieza. There's nothing funny about this.

Frieza:
All that you've done to me, I'll pay you back ten times...no...a thousand times! (Frieza cracks the ground with his legs) Oh, yes. Stupid Saiyan! You will pay for this!

Goku:
Your energy level is decreasing with every blow. In fact, you're not even a challenge to me anymore. It wouldn't be fair for me to keep fighting you. I'm satisfied now. Your pride has been torn to shreds. You've challenged and lost to a fighter who is superior to you and to make it worse, he's just a monkey, right? It would be meaningless to fight you now, you're too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently. Goodbye, Frieza, never do mischief again. May you live the rest of your life in peace.

Frieza:
Peace? Nonsense! Never! I will never...never be defeated! (Frieza throws his disc attack at Goku)

Frieza:
(while having his disc chase Goku) Round and round the monkey goes! If he should stop, then off with his nose! Aha ha ha!

Goku:
I just don't understand you, Frieza. I tried to help you.

Vegeta:
(Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz kneel before Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria) Greetings, master Frieza. We have returned from the planet Shikk. Everything was done as you desired. They pledged loyalty to you after only three short days.

Frieza:
Hmm. Did they really? I'm surprised it took so long. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Nappa:
Huh?

Dodoria:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha aha!

Zarbon:
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Frieza:
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very well, then. You may go away now.

Raditz:
Huh!?

Nappa:
Huh!? Hey, wait! Is that all you're gonna say to us? (Zarbon and Dodoria step forward)

Zarbon:
Grr...

Dodoria:
Grr...

Nappa:
We just crushed an entire race of people in only three days, and all you can say is...is-

Frieza:
Tell me, Zarbon, how long do you think it would take you to conquer a planet like Shikk?

Zarbon:
Well, I imagine one full day would be enough.

Frieza:
Really? A whole day? It is a tiny planet. Aha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Dodoria:
Heh heh heh!

Nappa:
Grrr....grrr...grrr...grrr...

Frieza:
Is there anything else you'd like to report to me? You do understand I have more significant matters to attend to...

Nappa:
Grrr...you cocky little...grrrr... (Nappa runs at Frieza)

Vegeta:
Nappa! (Nappa stops in his tracks and doesn't attack, realizing the futility of his attempt)

Nappa:
Uh...

Frieza:
Aha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon:
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Frieza:
Aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon:
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Vegeta:
Please, excuse us, master Frieza.

Zarbon:
Aha ha ha ha...

Dodoria:
Heh heh heh heh...

Zarbon:
(to Frieza, about Vegeta, as Vegeta walks away) What more can you expect...ha ha ha ha...from a monkey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta:
Grrr... (Vegeta keeps walking away)

Zarbon:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nappa:
I hate this. You know, I've been hearing talk about how our whole planet was destroyed. At first, I didn't believe it, but now, they say it didn't really collide with another planet...like we thought.

Raditz:
What do you mean?

Nappa:
They say that Frieza did it.

Raditz:
Huh!? Why?

Nappa:
Grr...Vegeta, you have to listen to me! It was Frieza that ordered it all. To have your father killed and to blow up our home planet!

Vegeta:
I already knew that.

Nappa:
What? You knew? But how can you obey Frieza when you know what he's done to us?

Vegeta:
So, he killed my father, destroyed my people. That means nothing to me now. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world.

Nappa:
Huh?

Vegeta:
Everything else is just a delusion for the weak! There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all. I know how strong Frieza is. There's no way I can beat him now. But wait and see, as the last of the Saiyans, we have flowing through our veins the blood of a warrior race. The more we fight, the more powerful we become. And with each fight, I'll get stronger and stronger...grrr...and one day, I'll be strong enough to beat Frieza...and I will rule the universe...exactly as I was meant to.

Frieza:
Heh. An afterimage, ay? That's a pretty good little trick for a primate.

Goku:
I don't understand why you call Saiyans by such mindless names. The only thing it does is reveal your own fear and ignorance.

Frieza:
Grr...

Goku:
I guess name calling is your only attack. Because you're too weak to challenge me any other way!

Frieza:
[thinking to himself] No one talks to me like that.

Goku:
(after Frieza is halved by his own disc attack) Though you brought all this on yourself, it's a shame that your life had to end in such a miserable way.

Frieza:
(coughing) Uh...eh...uh...eh...

Goku:
I wanted to save you, Frieza, but you wouldn't let me. And now you will have to share the fate of the planet Namek, which you yourself destroyed.

Frieza:
(coughing) Uh...eh...eh...eh...eh

Goku:
I'm tired of fighting. I'm going home. Goodbye, Frieza.

Frieza:
Please...help me...you can't leave me here. You can't let me die like this.

Frieza:
You have to help me. Don't let me die. Please, have mercy.

Goku:
How many people begged for their lives at your feet, and you killed them anyway? Did you show me mercy when I asked you to spare my best friend Krillin?!

Frieza:
Please, please. Forgive me.

Goku:
Ha! (Goku gives Frieza some of his own energy)

Frieza:
Uh...eh...eh...huh?

Goku:
I gave you some of my own energy. You should be able to move. Go and do as you like with it. You're on your own now.

Frieza:
Well, little Saiyan, since you seem to have all of the answers, tell me this. What do you suppose I'll do with this energy?

Goku:
You told me you could survive without any air, didn't you? Then why don't you go out into space and just drift for a while, that way you'll have plenty of time to think about your defeat.

Namekian:
They're not here!

Muuri:
What? Who's not here?

Namekian:
We've looked everywhere and we can't seem to find anyone from Guru's village.

Namekian 2:
But that can't be!

Vegeta:
Are you talking about those whiny villagers I defeated?

Muuri:
Huh?

Vegeta:
I believe the dragonballs brought back everyone who'd been killed by Frieza or his henchmen, isn't that right? Well, that doesn't include me. How very sad. (the Namekians get angry at Vegeta)

Guru:
(about his imminent death) Oh, you mustn't be sad my children. I have lived a full and blessed life. Don't be afraid. Death is simply another stage of our life.

Frieza:
(To Goku as he is about to leave) I'm afraid the planet is about to go boom! So, where do you think you're going? Hmm? You know you can't survive in space! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, you can run all you want, but sometimes you'll have to meet your problems head on! Face it, monkey! You're going to die! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Frieza:
Well, aren't ya gonna keep running, monkey? Aren't ya? Heh heh heh! Like a little circus chimp! Come one! Come all! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today? You don't have enough time to get back to your spaceship and Vegeta destroyed mine. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. A plee, just for my sake, don't stop running. It's far too entertaining! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's ironic. After all your heroic efforts, you're still going ta die! And I will live on! So much for the awesome power of the legendary Super Saiyan! Can't even beat a dead planet!

Goku:
Maybe not. But it was enough to beat you, Frieza.

Frieza:
Poor stupid Saiyan! You honestly think you've won? Your puny mind never could understand! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe! And you are nothing but a beast! A fragile animal! You can't win, because I am mighty! And you, are not! Now learn! Learn what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe! (while Goku flies away, Frieza blasts Goku from behind)

Goku:
Huh? You fool! Ha! (Goku throws back his own blast, which goes through Frieza's and hits Frieza, completely burning his body)

Frieza:
Ahhhh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

King Kai:
Just as I feared. There is no more planet Namek. It's gone. Sorry you guys. I know how much you cared about 'im.

Yamcha:
(to himself) No! Goku! You sacrificed everything!

King Kai:
Goodness gracious. I guess I need to give the bad news to Gohan. It'll break his heart for sure. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...how can I tell him?

Yamcha:
(speaking telepathically to Bulma) Bulma! Can you hear me?

Bulma:
Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!

Yamcha:
Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.

Bulma:
Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.

Piccolo:
Huh?

Gohan:
Huh?

Bulma:
I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?

Yamcha:
No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.

Bulma:
No way...

Gohan:
Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.

Bulma:
Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?

Yamcha:
Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.

Bulma:
You're kidding. Who won?

Yamcha:
Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...

Bulma:
Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!

Gohan:
Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo:
(to himself) Goku, you did it my friend.

Gohan:
(dancing around with Dende) Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dende:
Aha ha! Aha ha ha!

Vegeta:
(to himself) He did it. Unbelievable.

Yamcha:
Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.

Bulma:
Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.

Yamcha:
Huh!?

Bulma:
What a bummer.

Yamcha:
Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.

Bulma:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.

Yamcha:
Oh man. Same old Bulma.

King Kai:
Using the Namek's dragonballs is a great idea. But I'm afraid it won't help Goku and Krillin!

Chiaotzu:
Uh?

Yamcha:
Huh?

Tien:
Why not?

King Kai:
Well, when the dragon restores someone's life, he brings them back to the place where they died. But Goku and Krillin died on Namek.

Yamcha:
Oh, I get it now. Namek isn't there.

King Kai:
Yes. You hit the nail on the head. Namek's gone. What a shame. It was a great idea.

Chiaotzu:
But can we try it anyway?

King Kai:
Of course you can. But I already know what would happen. Trust me. It's not something you'd wanna do to your friends. They would materialize in space, right where Namek used to be. And die a lonely death in the middle of nowhere.

Vegeta:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you, didn't I? It looks like my prophecy came to pass after all! I'm number one now, guys. So get used to it! It was nice of your dad, kid. Getting rid of Frieza like that for me. What a guy. He served his purpose.

Gohan:
Jerk. You're nothing compared to him. He spared your life twice!

Vegeta:
He shouldn't have been so soft, should he? Which leads me to the question of what to do with his son. Destroy him now so he doesn't destroy me someday? Don't sweat it kiddo. You're the only Saiyan left besides me. That makes you a very important young man. We're the last survivors of an ancient race. Besides, I need someone like you at my side to polish my boots and call me lord Vegeta! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Gohan:
My dad'll be back! You watch!

Vegeta:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your dad is history, kid!

Vegeta:
(after pounding Gohan into the ground) Pity. What a waste of talent. Bye. (Vegeta tries to blast Gohan to death and Piccolo appears behind him) Huh?

Piccolo:
Not today. Back off.

Vegeta:
Ha. Have it your way.

Gohan:
Please, father. Come home. I know you're still out there somewhere. You have to be. I need you dad.

Vegeta:
A tough guy like you should be able to face the truth.

Goku:
I won't give up. I will not give up!

Muuri:
Do you know of a place where we can stay temporarily until we can make other arrangements?

Bulma:
Gosh...hey I know! Just stay with me!

Muuri:
No, we mustn't impose.

Bulma:
Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.

Muuri:
Oh, gosh. I see your point. We accept.

Bulma:
(to Vegeta) What about you? Hey, homeboy!

Vegeta:
Huh? What? Home...what?

Bulma:
Hey, loosen up. You're going ta need a place to crash too.

Vegeta:
Bah!

Bulma:
Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.

Vegeta:
What? I'm not kind of...shut up!

Gohan:
Sorry we're late. I had to finish my homework.

Bulma:
Don't sweat it kid. You're fashionably late.

Reporter:
(after seeing Porunga) This is skycam 6 with the five o'clock traffic report. I quit. I don't get paid enough for this!

Porunga:
Silence. It can't be done. The one called Goku refuses to return and says he'll come back later.

Gohan:
What? But why?

Master Roshi:
I know why! Because he's scared, that's why! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan...his wife!

Chi-Chi:
What? (holding a sword ready to strike Master Roshi)

Master Roshi:
Yikes. No, please no. It was a joke.

King Kai:
(after Bubbles keeps bouncing around in front of King Kai with flowers in his hands) Grrr...

Yamcha:
Where is Bubbles? He's gone.

King Kai:
Well, the hand is quicker than the eye. He knows better than that. (King Kai had slammed Bubbles in the head with a hammer in order to quiet him down)