Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Season 5

Eddy:
AH-HA!!! You're trapped! There's no escapin' now, smart guy! Hand over those report cards!!

Eddy:
He's getting away!

Ed:
Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole!

Eddy:
YOU SHOULDA DUG DEEPER!!!

Eddy [tangled in the antenna above the trailer]:
Just like our report cards, you've failed!

Ed:
(while spinning) We were standing next to a... hole in the wall... right after a big... boom, remember?

[Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]

Eddy:
Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall.

Edd:
You wouldn't dare!!

[Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth]

Edd:
[looking in horror as Eddy tears up a book]

What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary?

Eddy:
Ed's cramming for the spelling bee!

[Eddy continues to stuff pages into Ed's ears]

Eddy:
Feeling smarter, Ed?

Ed:
[cheerfully spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What?

Edd:
Have you ever had one of those days, Ed?

Ed:
Every day of my life, Double D.

'edd:
every day of my life, double d.

[Ed has brought Eddy over to the medical room for an injection]

Eddy:
Hey! Let me go!! Untie me!

Ed:
I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D!

Edd:
The nurse thanks you, Eddy.

Eddy:
Oh Yeah?! What for?

Edd:
For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.

[Eddy sees the nurse getting the needle ready, and soon has the fear of them himself]

Eddy:
Oh no you don't! Not me!

[Eddy tries to run away, only to be caught by Ed]

Ed:
Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.

Eddy:
Mommy.

[Ed drags Eddy into the medical room]

Kevin:
Sweet.

Eddy [whilst hesitantly getting his arm out for the nurse]:
But... No! Don't do it! I'm too young!

Ed:
Needle!

[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up his lollypop]

Eddy:
I hate Needles!

[Kevin is heard laughing whilst Ed walks off with his lollypop in his mouth]

[attempting to cheer everyone up at the loss of the game]

Edd :
It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play the game!

Edd:
It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy.

Eddy is trying to goad Edd into losing his bet of not using multi-syllable words

Eddy:
Let's see here... Con-she-enn-shus?.... what kinda bunk word is that...?

Edd looks uncomfortable, trying not to correct Eddy.

Eddy:
Ohhhh... here's another one... temper-a-mental.....

Edd fidgets

Eddy:
I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid!

Edd:
STOP!!!!!! (Snatches the dictionary away, holds it protectively.)

Edd:
I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!

(Edd pauses in horror, drops the dictionary, and covers his mouth, realizing he just lost his bet. Eddy just grins, as if it were too easy.)

Ed:
Don't touch that dial, kids!

Edd:
Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You.

Kevin:
Bummer.

Eddy:
You heard the man.

Edd:
Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done?"

Ed [to Eddy]:
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Eddy! It hit me on the head! It did!

Eddy:
You're probably just growing a brain there, lumpy.

Edd:
This isn't possible!

[A 'piece' of the sky falls]

Eddy:
Ed was Right, The Sky is Falling!

Ed:
Thank you very much.

Eddy:
So, now what do we do.

Edd:
I'm afraid we're just about to find out, Eddy.

Sarah:
Jimmy, are you crazy? He's going to turn you into cold cuts!

Jimmy:
Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, Sarah!

Jimmy [frightfully]:
Winter scares me.

Sarah [joyfully]:
Winter time's fun, Jimmy!

Eddy's Brother:
Park don't open 'til noon.

Eddy:
I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!

Eddy's Brother:
Pipsqueak?

Eddy:
Bro!

Eddy's Brother:
Mom and Dad know you're here?

Eddy:
As if!

Eddy's Brother:
Anyone know you're here?

Eddy:
Only these chumps who chased us here!

Eddy's Brother:
Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?

Eddy:
Yeah. And they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.

Kevin:
He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.

Eddy's Brother:
All for nothin', huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.

Eddy:
[awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.

Ed:
I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.

Eddy:
....Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.

Edd:
I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh..... [faints]

[Eddy's brother and Eddy laugh]

Eddy's Brother:
Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?

Eddy:
Girlfriend?

Eddy's Brother:
Yeah, sure. I'll help you out.

Eddy:
Really? Oh bro! What would I do without you? You are so my hero, bro!

Ed:
Happy place, Double D! Happy place!

Jimmy:
Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true.

Kevin:
Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. We got burned!

[ripping sound]

Eddy:
Bro, don't!

Eddy's Brother:
Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.

Eddy:
Uncle?

Eddy's Brother:
Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?

Eddy:
That's why we came all the way-

Eddy Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

Eddy's Brother:
Say what?

Eddy:
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

Edd; Oh, my!

Eddy's Brother:
[Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.

Eddy:
Can we go inside now?

Eddy's Brother:
Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]

Nazz:
Dude, eddy's brother is a real jerk.

Lee:
What's he doing to my man?!

Eddy [badly bruised] Come on, bro, give it up!

Eddy's Brother:
Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".

Eddy:
I do, bro! I do!

Edd:
Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um...belittle him...in front of his....friends?

Eddy's Brother:
Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.

Ed and Marie Kanker:
DOUBLE D!

Sarah:
What the heck?

Jimmy:
Somebody do something!

Rolf:
Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing! [Pushes Kevin forward]

Kevin:
...Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!

Nazz:
Yeah, Mister Macho Man!

Ed:
[removes a bolt from Eddy's brother's door, causing it to fly off his hinges, hit Eddy's brother in the face and free Eddy]

Eddy's Brother:
Uuhh... uncle...

Edd:
Eddy! Speak to me! Are you all right?

Eddy:
[sniffs] I made it all up Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... When am I gonna learn, Double D?!

Edd:
[gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.

Kevin:
Grab him!

Ed:
No! Take me!

Eddy:
Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys! [is thrown skywards by the cheering kids while Sarah hugs Ed]

Rolf:
Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!

Nazz:
I'm so glad you're okay, dude! [hugs and kisses Eddy] You're awesome.

Eddy:
I am??

Kevin I gotta admit, pal, that was so choice.

Eddy:
It was?!

Lee:
What a deadbeat this guy turned out to be.

May:
He don't look so tough.

Kevin Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!

Eddy We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!

Edd And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!

Ed Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the second verse same as the first]