Elliott from Earth

Elliott:
Come on! [rushes to the transport sphere]

Frankie:
Elliott, wait! [grabs his arm] We can't just go, leave Earth! We don't know anything about that thing! How it got here, who sent it, or where it's gonna take us!

Elliott:
Exactly. Don't you want some answers?

Frankie:
But... I-I...

Elliott:
Besides, we're pretty good at moving, right?

Frankie:
Yeah, I guess we are.

Frankie:
Maybe we should get moving.

Elliott:
Yeah.

[Frankie starts walking and grabs Elliott's hand]

Elliott:
Uh, mum, I'm 11. [Elliott moves his arm to his body] We don't need to hold hands in public.

Frankie:
Elliott, I'm 36, and we're on an alien planet. [Frankie holds Elliott's hand again] It's for my benefit, not yours.

Kane:
W-what are you talking about? We're not on a planet.

Elliott:
We don't know. We don't know where we are. We don't even know what day it is.

Kane:
It's Wednesday.

Elliott:
Hm. They do have Wednesdays in space.

Kane:
Of course we do. It's the 8th of Wednesday in klarch. And you're in Biosphere 1138.

Frankie:
[whispers] Elliott, come see!

Elliott:
[gasps] It's exactly the same! [walks inside] The same as our RV from Earth.

Frankie:
Yeah. [puts on her pair of eyeglasses] Just as messy. [water drops on a sink] Just as broken. And it's just what I need. [Frankie lies on a couch]

Elliott:
[Elliott rushes to the window by his bed and gasps] There is one thing different...

[Camera pans out to show the Centrium]

Hive Director:
Oh, no offense... You're not a germ, are you?

Elliott:
Nope. Human.

Hive Director:
U-nan?

Elliott:
Uh, human.

Hive Director:
Whomin?

Elliott:
Human.

Hive Director:
Hummin?

Elliott:
Human.

Hive Director:
Herman?

Elliott:
No, hu... Yeah.

Frankie:
Ah, so your Mutualites give you different abilities. But what do they get out of it?

105E:
Warmth. They like the heat from our circuit boards.

Frankie:
Oh, like a cat on a laptop.

105E:
What?

Frankie:
Laptop. It's like a folding computer...

105E:
No, no, what's a cat?

[Elliott and Frankie are at a pet store]

Frankie:
Look, if you were to have a pet, it would need to be something a little less high-maintenance. Like that! [camera points to a bowl with a tiny pet]

Elliott:
[gasps] Really? Oh, my gosh! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Frankie:
No, I-I didn't mean that actual...

Elliott:
I've never loved anything so much in my entire life.

Hive Director:
I hear you're looking for something to do.

Frankie:
Oh. Hive Director! Yes. How did you know?

Hive Director:
Oh, it's a hobby of mine. Listening to other people's private conversations. Anyway, perhaps you could help me out today.

Frankie:
Oh. Maybe I can... But you'll have to be patient with me. I'm still trying to get used to what's normal around here.

Hive Director:
Oh, don't worry. Around here there's no such thing as normal.

Mo:
I know exactly what to do.

[Elliott and Mo are running]

Elliott:
I knew I could rely on you buddy! So, what's the plan?

Mo:
Plan? I don't have a plan, I just like running! Helps me think!

Elliott:
What? I thought we were going somewhere.

Mo:
Well, we are, aren't we?

Elliott:
Urgh, how's that gonna help?

[Elliott and Mo stop running]

Lord Kallous:
What are you two talking about?! I just want a name for the test! [slams right hand on table]

Elliott:
[whispering to Mo] Tell him about the name.

Mo:
We've agreed on "Archibald Trombone Jr.". High four!

[Elliott and Mo high five each other]

Elliott:
We've been working on that.

Mo:
We've been working on that.

Frankie:
And for dinner tonight... whatever you want.

Elliott:
Oh, uh... Can I have ice cream?

Mo:
Oh! Can I have the cheese-flavoured one?

Frankie:
Uh, that's frozen lasagna, but sure!

Nara:
I've never been in pain before, and you know what? I'm not a big fan.

Elliott:
Right, so we should probably swap powers back now.

Nara:
Yeah... no.

[Elliott and Mo drop to their knees on pillows]

Elliott:
Noooooooooooo...

Mo:
Noooooooooooo...

Nara:
Where did those pillows come from?

Elliott:
We knew we were gonna drop to our knees and scream, so thought we may as well make it comfortable.

Mo:
May I present to you the bubbliest soda in the universe? It's Fizzness Time! It's actually called that.

Elliott:
It was so good! Except for all the stuff about "The One". Who would want that?

Mo:
Yeah. Imagine having someone who'd keep you warm and dry, share their food with you, and catch you when you...

[Elliot and Mo fall down the stairs]

Lord Kallous:
I don't care, nothing matters anyway. Oh, sorry about the smoke. My cape caught fire, and I can't be bothered to extinguish it. [walks out the room]

Mo:
Go? Where are we going?

Meteorite:
We're going to your home.

Mo:
Earth?

Meteorite:
Negative.