Kenan & Kel, Season 1

Chris:
Kenan, this is coming out of your paycheck! Now, clean up these puffs, pronto! [to Kel] Kel, you're fired!

Kel:
I don't work here.

Chris:
Well, see to it that you don't.

Kel:
I... DROPPED THE SCREW.... IN THE TUNA!

Kel:
[as he hangs by a ladder from a helicopter, after his pants and underpants have accidentally been ripped off] It's cold up here!

Kel:
I'm not psychic, I can't predict the future, I'm still confused about the past!

Chris:
Hey! Hey! What happened to my store? Why are people waving Orange soda in the air as if they just don't care?

Guy with Piercings:
Hey, three bucks to get in, Dude!

Chris:
Listen, this MY store! And take those pins out of your head!

Roger:
Kenan...

Kenan:
Pop...

Roger:
What in the world is going on here? And what is Kyra doing here?

Sheryl:
And boy where in the world are your pants?

Kenan:
Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!

[Kel taps Kenan's shoulder]

Kenan:
What?

Kel:
Her Grandmama's dead!

Kenan and Kel:
Oh, man!

Kenan:
Hey, man, what'd you do?

Kel:
I closed the door.

Kenan:
WHY?!!!

Roger:
[notices a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention] He jumped out? Why? Where'd the plane go?

Kenan and Kel:
Nebraska!

Kenan:
I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it.

Kel:
But Kenan, your dad said...

Kenan:
Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it means to love a woman.

Kel:
"Help! Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped down here with a can of tuna fish! Kenan!"

Kenan:
"What'cha doing in the bag, Kel?"

Chris:
"You're letting us down, Kel. Rigby's is going to lose and it's gonna be all your fault!"

Kenan:
"Kel! You're not supposed to put yourself in the bag, kooky!"

Kel:
"I think I'm dreaming or something."

???:
"Kel! Kel!"

Kel:
"Who are you?!"

Bottle of Orange Soda:
"I'm Orange Soda! And you'll never drink me again!"

Kel:
"AAHH! NO!"

Angus:
"Hi Kel, it's Angus. You can't even win this contest in your dreams! *laughs evily* LOSER! LOSER! KEL'S A LOSER!"

Kel:
"I can handle this myself!"

Kenan:
"You can't even handle cartoons by yourself!"

Chris:
"Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that we beat Angus through trickery and deceit?!"

Kenan and Kel:
"Yeah...we're sorry...I guess...I'm terribly sorry..."

Chris:
"...I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

Kenan:
Come on, man. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go check out that safe.

Kel:
That safe doesn't belong to us.

Kenan:
So? Finders keepers.

Kel:
Losers dead!

Kenan:
Would you quit blubbering?

Kel:
I need to blubber.