Littlest Pet Shop, Season 2 (2013-14)

Russell:
Let Sunil try.

Sunil:
What-what do I do? I just sit on it? I don't want to crack it.

Russell:
Don't worry, Sunil. Just sit down, it won't crack.

Sunil:
*goes to sit but freezes* But what if it does crack? What if the baby chick hates me for cracking his home? I don't think I could live with that kind of guilt! *screams and leaps off the bedding*

Sunil:
*smacks the food out of Hubble's wings* NO! Russell, this is not how mama birds feed their newborn babies!

Russell:
Well, how do you know?

Sunil:
*pulls a book out and opens it* Oh, I found this book over in the bird section. There's a whole chapter on feeding chicks.

Russell:
*skeptically* Let me see that.

Sunil:
Hmm... I don't want to show it to you.

Russell:
Why not?

Sunil:
Because I'm afraid you'll say, "Eww, that is so gross!"

Russell:
Oh, please! I'm a guy! Nothing grosses us out! Just give me the book.

Sunil:
*hands him the book* Okay, you asked for it.

Russell:
It says here that the mama bird chews her food and puts it right into the baby's mouth. Oh, there's even a picture. *immediately flings the book away from himself* Ewww! That is SO gross!

Sunil:
What did I tell you?

Russell:
Well, I am NOT doing that.

Little Alligator:
Alright! You pets better come down or I'm coming up! Understand?!

Russell:
You heard 'em, pets! armor up! (pulses flash revealing the pets in Power Ranger-like suits) Super Intelligence!

Sunil:
*about the Super Sam comic* Why don't we read it together?

Blythe:
Hi guys! What's going on?

Zoe:
*excitedly* I want to be Designer Dog! She has this special collar that gives her the power to create fabulous outfits.

Blythe:
Is it because she looks like you, Zoe?

Sunil:
And I'll be El Cobra Cabra. He has this special insect pertracter that gives the strength of all insects. And Blythe, can you make us some costumes so we can act out the story and some special equipment?

Blythe:
Penny Ling, aren't you going to take part? Cause, I've got a special surprise for you.

Penny Ling:
A Pandamonium costume? Why did you make it for me?

Blythe:
Penny Ling, everyone wants you to participate. Don't you want that?

Penny Ling:
Yes, Oh, Blythe, Can I be Pandamonium?

Blythe:
Of course you can, Penny Ling.

Penny Ling:
Oh, I'm not Penny Ling, I'm Pandamonium!

Sunil:
Russell the brave little hedgehog has been taken away and hidden somewhere. But where?

Pepper:
I don't know but with my super-hearing ears, I can hear him.

Russell:
Help! Help!

Pepper:
*gasp* I hear something!

Sunil:
I better use my bug sight! *gasp* I can see! It's a cobra trio!

Blythe:
So Pandamonium lassoed a branch.

Penny Ling:
Oh, this is a job for... Pandamonium!

Blythe:
And Elasti-Monkey stretched her tail, and they both swang across to rescue their good friend Russell. Da-da-dah!

Russell:
Oh, Penny Ling! I mean Pandamonium! You saved me from the nasty cobra trio! You are my hero!

Penny Ling:
Oh, Don't thank me, thank the League of Incredible Super Animals!

everyone else:
*cheers*

Russell:
I don't need a test to tell me that I'm a hedgehog. I mean, look at me - what else could I possibly be?

Vinnie:
Porcupine?

Sunil:
Prickly rat?

Pepper:
A pineapple?

Zoe:
Sunil is sick.

Pepper:
Surreal is lick.

Russell:
Cereal smells ick.

Minka:
Cira McDrick?

Zoe:
Okay. What did I say?

Penny Ling:
Cyril McFlip!

Zoe:
Cyril McFlip?!

Russell:
Who's Cyril McFlip? Is he a new pet here? Ugh, why am I always the last to know?!

Blythe:
What do you think made you sick? Did you catch something from someone

Sunil:
If by someone you mean Vinnie, then no. I would certainly did not catch it from him. He would never give me anything.

Blythe:
Okay then. I actually wasn't thinking specifically about Vinnie.

Sunil:
Vinnie this. Vinnie that! Could you please stop talking about Vinnie already?! (shoves some mangos into his mouth with a frown)

Minka:
Super Long Arms And Legs! Vinnie: And Super Slitheriness! Pepper: Super Barrieable Stinklar! Sunil: (quietly) Super Quietness! Penny Ling: Super Niceness! Zoe Trent: Super Fabulousness! (Door opens) Little Alligator: *growls* You think that's all you've got? Zoe Trent: You can't bully us now, Lizard Lips! As long as we stand together! (All the pets watch as the little alligator runs away whimpering)

Zoe:
*singing in the fantasy commercial while Sunil dances across the stage behind her* You've got money in your pocket that you wanna spend, come to Littlest Pet Shop and be a friend for all your pet shop needs! Sunil: *comes in off-screen* Supplies are all organic and gluten-free! Minka: Don't wait, just take a chance! Vinnie: Coming here will make you wanna sing and dance! Pepper: A day care for your pets! Penny Ling: Where we sing duets! Russell: And there's no regrets! Vinnie: Plus we sell fishing nets! Russell: Um, actually Vinnie, we don't sell fishing nets. Vinnie: Oh, well maybe we should! Russell: Not really a pet supply. Vinnie: Eh, fish are pets too. Sunil: He's got you there, Russell. Russell: Fine. All the pets: Just come to Littlest Pet Shop, yeah, come one all to Littlest Pet Shop! Sunil: Spend all your money at the Littlest Pet Shop! All the pets: Where we'll be your friend too! Minka: *commercial ends and all the pets grin at the viewer* We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor!

Pepper Clark:
Hey, Zoe, I think you gave me a picture of a pretty skunk instead of a mirror.

Pepper Clark:
And you don't think an arm punch will make him interested.

Pepper:
Russell, This has been happening a lot lately.

Russell:
How dare you! Prove It!

Russell:
Wow, I stand corrected.

Minka:
My quill collection is getting bigger and bigger!

Russell:
Hey, I don't understand it! In the last few days, I've been losing so many quills for some reason.

Mona Autumn:
(The Biskits have just been busted for cheating in the International Pet Fashion Expo, have been humiliated on national television and Mona has informed them that Fisher Biskit lied about making a second Largest Ever Pet Shop) the rotten apple doesn't fall very far from the tree, does it, girls?