The Fairly OddParents, Season 4

Nega Chin:
We'll meet again, Crimson Chin! I swear it!

Crimson Chin:
You can't swear. Only the super-edgy 1985 Crimson Chin can swear!

1985 Crimson Chin:
Yeah, and I got cancelled for it!

Timmy/Cleft:
Thanks for saving me, Crimson Chin. You're a real hero.

Nega Chin:
Yes I am, Cleft. Yes I am. [evil laugh]

Timmy/Cleft:
Hey, what's up with the evil laugh?

Nega Chin:
Um..uh...Stay in school! [flies off]

Doctor Crocktopus/Crocker:
[imprisoned in the Nega Chin's lair] This is a very depressing room. No sunlight, no hope... I should teach kids in here!

Dr. Crocktopus/Crocker:
IT'S THE NEGA CHIN! THE CRIMSON CHIN'S ARCHENEMY!

Baby Shredder/Vicky:
How did you know that?

Dr. Crocktopus/Crocker:
I've confiscated a lot of comic books in my time.

[In a show parodying Speed Racer]

Adult Timmy:
Hand me the Remote!

Timmy:
[extremely fast in a parody of bad anime dubbing] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted! [Parody of Speed Racer's rapid frame changing] Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[In a show parodying Blue's Clues]

Jeff:
Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! Some Clint's Hints! Come on!

[In a show parodying Sesame Street]

Cosmo:
I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!

Adult Timmy:
[about to fade away] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Maho Mushi". You can... change the future.

Timmy:
But if I do, you won't exist!

Adult Timmy:
Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.

[He fades away]

Timmy:
No, come back! Please! Please! [screams] Every time something cool happens in my life- Every Time, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!

[The Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]

Mr. Turner:
So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?

Mrs. Turner:
In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!

Vicky:
[in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!

Mr. Turner:
Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?

Vicky:
Yes?

Mrs. Turner:
Vicky, you're fired!

Timmy:
[to Mr. Burkenbakke] Mr. Burkenbakke? What are you doing with this garage sale? There's no garage.

Mr. Burkenbakke:
Of course not. I'm a teacher. I can't afford a garage. It's a "I Don't Have a Garage" garage sale. I don't make "Crocker" money.

Timmy:
[reading a sign] Make Smoof, Not War? What's "smoof"?

Mr. Burkenbakke:
Only the most naturally recurring material on Earth, little dude.

Timmy:
How come I've never heard of it?

Mr. Burkenbakke:
Because, "the man" doesn't want you to.

Norm:
[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.

Timmy:
Hey, you're a genie!

Norm:
Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?

Wanda:
Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]

Cosmo:
The swirl is dangerous!

Norm:
[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.

Timmy:
[in front of Trixie Tang's house] Time to get what I've always wanted; Trixie Tang's love.

Wanda:
Timmy, this is going to end badly.

Timmy:
I'll just be more specific: I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner.

Norm:
Whatever you say. [puts wish in action]

Trixie Tang:
[lovestruck] I love Timmy Turner. I love Timmy Turner.

Timmy:
Excellent! [a boy walks up to Trixie] Not excellent! Who's that?

Norm:
That? That's Timmy J. Turner, of Penouscha, Wisconsin. [Trixie kisses the boy, and he faints, awestruck; as Trixie floats another boy] That's Timmy K. Timmy, El Sadungo, California. [Trixie kisses the boy and he also faints; as Trixie then floats to a old man] Timothy T. Turner, of Plattsburgh, Georgia...

Timothy T. Turner:
[Trixie gives him a peck kiss of affection] Oh-ho, you are sweet!

Norm:
You know what they all have in common? They're all smarter than you! [laughs] You think this is fun? I think so.

Timmy:
You're going back in the lamp.

Timmy:
[to Norm] You tricked me!

Norm:
How could I trick you? I mean, you're ten years old and I'm fifty thousand. And with those teeth. I mean look at the size of those things! Hey, there's something you could've wished for: human-sized teeth.

Norm:
[trapped inside a vacuum] I can't get out! Darn it! This bag is made out of smoof, isn't it? There are three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof stuff!

Police Guard:
[handing Uncle Albert a package] Package, Uncle Albert.

Uncle Albert:
Splendid! Put it by the other ones, eh? [sets down Norm's lava lamp] Ah, another lamp for my collection. I can't wait to rub it... [Norm smirks triumphantly] ...as soon as they let me out of this straightjacket!

Police Guard:
[to another guard] Poor sap. He thinks genies really exist.

Guard:
Loony, eh?

Uncle Albert:
Ah-hahahaha! GENIES!

Norm:
[in defeat] Aw, smoof!

Sanderson:
[as the Pixies are driving along in the desert in a car] Well, HP, it seems like another thirty-seven year plan to take over Fairy World has failed.

Head Pixie:
Yes, Sanderson. It seems like as long as there are fairies on Earth, we will never get the upper hand.

Sanderson:
I can't believe they're making us drive home this time.

Flappy Bob's Father:
[thinking their circus train is about to crash] I knew I should've finished law school!

Kid:
[standing in an extremely shallow pool of water (just a puddle of water) in Camp Learnatorium] How am I supposed to pee in this?

Sanderson:
[to Timmy] Oh hi, Turner. Don't mind us; we're just enjoying the show. Your misery is like going to the movies for us. [to Head Pixie] Want some popcorn?

Head Pixie:
It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?

Sanderson:
And unpopped.

Wanda:
Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?

Jorgen:
We had some cutbacks. Now do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?

Wanda:
No!

Jorgen:
[flips badge over to "good cop" side] Please?

Wanda:
No!

Jorgen:
Okay, good cop over. Blame Cosmo!

Wanda:
Blame Cosmo? [segue into "Floating with You" song]

Cosmo:
[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.

Wanda:
Did you get the handcuff key?

Cosmo:
Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!

Jorgen:
[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!

Cosmo:
[pointing to bridge] There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow. There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence.

Head Pixie:
And just think all we had to do to beat our fairy enemies is to rip a clown from his super hilarious destiny and convince him that fun wasn't fun but that boring is fun.

Sanderson:
You had to be a clown to fall for that one.

Head Pixie:
A really dumb clown!

Flappy Bob:
That kid is right! They were using me! I'll show them who's a dumb clown!