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Russell:
Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Carl:
No.

Russell:
I could help you cross the street.

Carl:
No.

Russell:
I could help you cross your yard.

Carl:
No.

Russell:
I could help you cross your porch.

Carl:
No.

Russel:
Well, I gotta help you cross something.

Carl:
Uh... no I'm doing fine.

Russell:
Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell.

Carl:
What're you doing up here, kid?

Russell:
I found the snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail and looked more like a large mouse.

Carl:
Let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest."

Russell:
Cool! My mom loves that game!

Carl:
[Hears a knock on his door en route to rescue Russell] Russell? [Opens the door to find Dug] DUG!

Dug:
I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

Carl:
Can you stay? Well, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!

Dug:
[happily][[ You're my master? [Jumps on Carl in joy] Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Carl:
Good boy, Dug! You're a good boy!

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Young Carl:
No!

[The dogs are searching in the forest for Kevin]

Gamma:
Hang on, I-I picked up the bird's scent!

Beta:
Wait a minute, what's this? [He sniffs the ground] Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma:
I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta:
Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha:
[In a squeaky voice] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewarding from Master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta:
[Trying his best not to laugh] Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma:
'[[not trying to hide his laughter at all] YEAH! YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY!

[They both laugh]

Alpha:
Beta! Gamma!

[They both stop laughing]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!

[All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning...

Beta:
No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma:
Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his 'very special mission'.

Alpha:
Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

Beta:
Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat.

[Beta and Gamma whine]

Alpha:
[Lunges and growls at them] You are wise, my trusted lieutenant. [presses a button on Beta's collar with his nose and barks] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug:
[whispering] Hi, Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha:
[growls] I KNOW! I KNOW! Have you seen the bird?!

Dug:
Yes! The bird is my prisoner!

Gamma:
Yeah, right! [screen shows Kevin]

Alpha:
Impossible! Where are you?!

Dug:
Come tomorrow, I will have the bird, and then you will like me. Oh! Gotta go!

Russel:
Hey, Dug. Who are you talking to? [screen turns off]

[The dogs start barking loudly]

Alpha:
No, wait! Wait!

Beta:
WHAT'S DUG DOING?!

Gamma:
WHY'S HE WITH THAT SMALL MAILMAN?!

Beta:
Where are they?!

[Alpha pushes a button that shows where Dug is on the map]

Alpha:
There he is! Come on! [They follow to where Dug is]

Russell:
Tents are hard.

Carl:
Wait, aren't you super wilderness guy... with the GPMs and the badges?

Russell:
Yeah, but.... C-Can I tell you a secret?

Carl:
No.

-Russell:
Alright. Here goes. I've-never-actually-built-a-tent-before. There, I said it! Phew.

Carl:
You've been camping before haven't you?

Russell:
Well... never outside.

Carl:
Well, why don't you ask your dad to help build you a tent?

Russell:
Ah, I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff.

Carl:
Why don't you try him sometime. Maybe he'll surprise ya.

Russell:
Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

Carl:
He's gotta be home sometime!

Russell:
Well, I call often... but... Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Carl:
Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell:
Phyllis isn't my mom.

Carl:
Oh...

[First lines in the movie]

Newsreel Announcer:
Movietown News presents, "Spotlight on Adventure." What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz!

Russell:
Speak.

Dug:
Hi, there!

Carl:
Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?

Dug:
Oh, yes!

Carl:
AAAH!