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Judge Miriam Shoat: [in her chambers] If you think you're going to my courtroom to wage personal vendettas and settle old scores, you are sorely mistaken! I'm striking Shaughnessy's testimony from the record as irrelevant and I'm holding you in contempt in the amount of ten thousand dollars! Martin: So... what you're telling me is my client can't get a fair trial in your courtroom? Judge Miriam Shoat: Be very careful what you say in here, Mr. Vail! You're on dangerous ground here! Martin: Fine! Do you want me to make that check out to you judge? – Primal Fear Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Martin: [in Judge Miriam Shoat's chambers] You OK? Janet: Am I OK? Do I seem OK? I get attacked by this sick twisted... I've lost the case and out of a job! So no, I'm not particularly OK, but you won! Justice was done, so who the hell cares, right? Congratulations! You knew didn't you? You knew if I went after him he'd wig out up there. Martin: I knew he'd come out if he was threatened. Janet: Who better to do that than me? You used me. Martin: Yeah, I did. I had no choice. And what did I use that was so terrible? I knew you'd do your job and I knew you'd try to win the case. What's wrong with that? Janet: I lost my fucking job. Martin: And that's good. You should've left them years ago. Janet: Oh, Jesus! Why do you think you always know what's best for me? – Primal Fear Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Martin Vail: First thing I ask a new client is, "Have you been saving for a rainy day? Well, guess what? It's raining!" – Primal Fear Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Aaron Stampler/Roy: He come crying to me like always, stuttering and whining. "I ca-can't take it no more, Roy. You g-got to help me." I said, "Shut your mouth, you little girl! Grow up. Be a man. Take care of yourself." – Primal Fear Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: My name is Howard Stern, and welcome to the new morning show. And we have a new feature for you. This is, uh, something special. We have a traffic copter now here at WWWW. Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter. Mama, you there? Hello? Mama? Uh. [Helicopter sound effect] Hello? [In Mama's voice] Yes, hello. This is Mama Look-a boo boo day, the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area, I'm proud to say. [in his normal voice] Pleasure to make your acquaintance this morning, Mama. Tell me, uh, what's going on in the traffic? [in Mama's voice] First, a political statement, if I may. Kill, Kill, Kill... The White Man, by Eugene Mama Look-a boo boo day. Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the pen. OK, here we go. Kill, kill, kill the white man. Kill him until he is dead. Kill the white man. Thank you. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: [while playing country music] Howdy, cowpokes. Uh, I know I shouldn't be interrupting in the middle of a song, but I got to tell you something. I know a lot of you out there really love this music, but I just don't get it. Explain it to me. And maybe it's 'cause I went to college, and I never drove a truck and had sex with my daddy's sister, but...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I...I don't think I'm the man for this job. So this is your old pal Hopalong Howie saying I quit. I... I think I quit. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: It was then that I made a startling discovery...Lesbians equal ratings. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: I am Officer Howie, and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: [to Alison] It's unbelievable. I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York. Afternoon drive, the most powerful radio station in their chain, $150,000 a year. And they said if I do really well, they're gonna syndicate my program all over the country. This is it. This is everything I want. It's like...It's the dream, the Big Apple. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: I was in the program director's office. His name is Pig Vomit. Yes, because he looks like a pig, and he makes you want to vomit. He's Pig Vomit. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: I want to pray to God right now. Jesus Christ, who I love so much, more than anything in the whole world, I am begging you, please...send a hit man to the United States of America to kill Pig Vomit finally. Thank you. I love you, God. I'll do whatever you say if you just make that come true. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: You know, I could get this girl. I know I could get her. And this is the hell that's my life. I mean, think about it. What would it be like to have sex with her? It would be amazing. But I'm not going to act on it. You know why? Because I'd be a schmuck. No, because I love Alison. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know? You gotta respect that. I think you have to respect that. You have to respect that. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Howard Stern: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public, and the FCC wants me off the air, and every fundamentalist group in this country hates my guts, and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? But my life isn't bad at all. I'm still on the air, I've got my kids, and I've got Alison. Alison... She's the best friend I could ever have. And who knows? With a little time, the right energy...I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton: This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken. – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton: Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell! – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Stuttering John: Wait! Wait! Is that it? What, the movie's over? Oh, yeah? That's bullshit! Hi. You know who I am? Yeah, I'm Stuttering John. And you know why I'm pissed? I'll tell you why. I've been getting up at 4:00 every morning to work for Howard. I've been pissing off every publicist, burning every freakin' bridge in the industry, And y-y-you'd figure Howard would pay me back by putting me in his movie! No, he doesn't! I'm not in the movie! I've been in here for 8 years, cuttin' his friggin' potato! I've been smacked around by Morton Downey, punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get? I get fucking nothing! That's what I get! I'm not even in this fucking movie! He's says I'll be in the sequel! Yeah? What sequel? Suppose the movie sucks? Th-th-th-there won't even be any sequel! – Private Parts Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: Look, the car is temporarily out of order and it'll be ready in a minute, I swear. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: No, dear, I'm not a chicken; I'm an emu. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: I'm not yelling, I'm just speaking distinctly! – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: I'd like to tell everybody in America that this is absolutely the best place to come if you're ever shot in the ass. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: Oh, don't jump on the nice Mr. Vice President. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: Now, you know, I never read the—the Constitution. This'll be fun for all of us, won't it? – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: And this is the Declaration of Independence. Can you read that? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain [i]nalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed." We're real proud of that. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sunny Davis: You mean officially he's here unofficially. – Protocol Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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