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Tony Montana: Do you know what a chazzer is, Frank? That's a pig that can't fly straight! – Scarface Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tony Montana: [after killing Frank and Mel] You want a job, Ernie? – Scarface Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Shorty: [laughs] Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. If I'm a prisoner or worse, dead. Anyhow, I'm gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DON'T fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Y'all wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Gail Hailstorm: [reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around] Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! [pulls out a gun and shoots the student]... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Greg: A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sheriff: [At a press conference] Let me just say that the killing of these teens has been tragic, but, uh... hey, you know, shit happens. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Father Harris: [while exorcising Megan] Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy, Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God, who once concerned that Fallen Tyrant to the flames of Hell, who sent your only Son in the world to crush that Roaring Tiger, and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of Survivor! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Father Mcfeely: [grunting on the toilet] Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts forcefully again) Ahhh, ah! Oh, those enchiladas! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Professor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid. – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Parrot: Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love. – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Parrot: (to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a fuckin' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Parrot: God damn it, what the fuck did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole! – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Brenda Meeks: Hell with you. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cody: (pointing at a man's toupee) That's not fooling anyone. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
The Architect: She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mr. Trask: I called an open meeting of this institution this morning because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last describes an issue that concerns all of us. Not an isolated case of vandalism, what happened is a symptom of a sickness in this society. A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on. A school among whose graduates, two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House. Baird men have run state departments, investment houses. Founded department stores, coached football teams. Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India and in palaces in Jordan: we are, in fact, known around the world as the cradle of this country's leadership. A beacon to the nations. But today, we are bleeding from disrespect. Blatant disrespect. Disrespect for our values, and disrespect for our standards. A disrespect for the Baird tradition. And, as the custodians of that tradition, we are here today to protect each other from those who threaten it. – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: [To Pfefferberg] Boxed teas are good, coffee, pâté, um, kie?basa sausage, cheeses, Beluga caviar. And of course, who could live without German cigarettes, as many as you can find. And some more fresh fruit – the real rarities: oranges, lemons, pineapples. I need several boxes of Cuban cigars, the best. And dark unsweetened chocolate, not in the shape of lady fingers, the chunk chocolate, big as my hand. You sample it at wine tastings. We're going to need lots of Cognac, the best – Hennessy. Dom Pérignon champagne. Get L'Espadon sardines. And, oh, try to find nylon stockings. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: It is my distinct pleasure to announce the fully operational status of Deutsche Emailwaren Fabrik – manufacturers of superior enamelware crockery, expressly designed and crafted for military use, utilizing only the most modern equipment. DEF's staff of highly skilled and experienced artisans and journeymen deliver a product of unparalleled quality, enabling me to proffer with absolute confidence and pride, a full line of field and kitchen ware unsurpassable in all respects by my competitors. See attached list and available colors. Anticipating the enclosed bids will meet with your approval, and looking forward to a long and mutually prosperous association, I extend to you, in advance, my sincerest gratitude and very best regards. Oskar Schindler. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: [To Gestapo men, as they are arresting him] I'm not saying you'll regret it, but you might. You should be aware of that. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: I violated the Race and Resettlement Act. Though I doubt anyone can point out the actual provision to me. I kissed a Jewish girl. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: The train with the women has already left P?aszów and will be arriving here very shortly. I know you've had a long journey, but it's only a short walk further to the factory where hot soup and bread is waiting for you. Welcome to Brinnlitz. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: [To Brinnlitz guards] Under Department W provisions, it is unlawful to kill a worker without just cause. Under the Businesses Compensation Fund, I am entitled to file damage claims for such deaths. If you shoot without thinking, you go to prison, I get paid. That's how it works. So, there will be no summary executions here. There will be no interference of any kind with production. In hopes of ensuring that, guards will no longer be allowed on the factory floor without my authorization. [To the Commanding Officer, Josef Liepold] For your cooperation, you have my gratitude. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Oskar Schindler: [To his wife, Emilie] No doorman or Maître D' will ever mistake you again. I promise. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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