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Jerry:
[Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...

Mike:
No, no! That's not in the movie!

Jerry:
[interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.

Alma:
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!

Be Kind Rewind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jerry:
How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?

Elroy Fletcher:
Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.

Be Kind Rewind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jerry Mclean:
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!

Be Kind Rewind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jerry Mclean:
[while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.

Be Kind Rewind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jerry Mclean:
What's happening to our 'hood!!

Be Kind Rewind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charles De Mar:
Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.

Better Off Dead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charles De Mar:
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.

Better Off Dead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Monique Junot:
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.

Better Off Dead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jenny Myer:
[ladling an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates] I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.

Better Off Dead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sung Tse-Kit:
Father was killed because of him! Why should you force me to accept him now!? He has no one to blame but himself!! I'm a cop, he's a criminal...in the eyes of the law, we are traveling on separate paths...

A Better Tomorrow  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Antonio Ricci:
[to Bruno] Do you fancy a pizza? Come on, then! Come on, let's go! What the hell. We might as well go out in style. What's the point in worrying about it all?

Bicycle Thieves  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Grublets on Ice Manager:
Hey, Michaels, let's go. Lace up. The fog machines are primed. Second show's almost three-quarters full. you drunk?

Chazz:
No. [Breaks the top off of the bottle of liquor he's holding] But this oughta do it.

Grublets on Ice Manager:
I would fire you if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there. You smell like urine.

Chazz:
A lot?

Grublets on Ice Manager:
Get your head on.

Blades of Glory  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Skate Woodland Fairies:
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

Chazz:
[drunkenly] Hey, little forest creatures. None of you sons-of-bitches try to be heroes. You hear me?

Gary the Squirrel:
Hey, Chazz. Come on.

Chazz:
Wow!

Gary the Squirrel:
It's Gary. What are you doing?

Chazz:
Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel. Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend. We've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, "I've got a third ball"-- [retches inside his costume] Damn it. I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion. In fact, we all are-- "[gags, begining to vomit] Oh, encore. [He retches again]

Grublets on Ice Manager:
Ladies and gentlemen, Grublets on Ice will be cancelled until further notice. No refunds will be given.

Chazz:
Oh Bring it on! Let it rain down on me.

Blades of Glory  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Heather Donahue:
(screaming, as she catches a glimpse the Blair Witch) OH, MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!

The Blair Witch Project  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Michael Williams:
[Arguing with Joshua and Heather after they hit him in a fit of rage over him throwing away the map] The map wasn't doing shit all day! THAT MAP WAS USELESS! THAT MAP WAS USELESS!

The Blair Witch Project  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Archer chances upon Maddy Bowen in a schoolroom, typing on her laptop]

Archer:
[reads screen from just behind her] "In the 90-degree heat, Solomon Vandy drops to his knees rattling the wire with his powerful hands." [Mandy gets miffed at him] What?

Maddy:
Nothing. Do you think I'm exploiting his grief? You're right. It's shit. It's like one of those infomercials. You know, the little black babies with swollen bellies and flies in their eyes. So here I've got dead mothers, I've got severed limbs, but it's nothing new. It might be enough to make people cry if they read it, maybe even write a check, but it's not gonna be enough to make it stop. I am sick of writing about victims, but it's all I can fucking do. Because I need facts. I need names. I need dates. I need pictures. I need bank accounts. People back home wouldn't buy a ring, if they knew it cost someone else their hand. But I can't write that story until I get facts that can be verified which is to say, until I find someone who will go on record. So if that is not you and you're not really gonna help me, and we're not really gonna screw then why don't you get the fuck out of my face and let me do my work?

Archer:
Hmm wow. [chuckles] Do you know that Solomon thinks his son's gonna be a doctor one day? Maybe his baby dies in that camp. Maybe his daughter gets raped. Who knows, maybe both. Do you realize that that diamond is the only chance he has of getting his family out?

Maddy:
You don't give a rat's ass..

Archer:
Do you understand that?

Maddy:
... about his family.

Archer:
Listen, I need to get to Kono, all right? The only way is with the press convoy. I'm a journalist, and he's my cameraman, all right?

Maddy:
No.

Archer:
Please, Maddy. Please. [puts hand on her shoulder]

Maddy:
NO! [shakes him off]

Archer:
[goes to window] After I smuggle the stones across the border, local buyers get them to a middleman in Monrovia.

Maddy:
[interested at what he just said] Go on.

Archer:
He pays off Customs and then certifies that the diamonds were mined in Liberia. That way, they can be legally exported. Now, once they've reached the buyers in Antwerp, [closes classroom door as he explains] diamonds are brought to the sorting tables, no more questions are asked. By the time they get to India, the dirty stones are mixed with the clean stones from all over the world, and then they become like any other diamonds.

Maddy:
And Van De Kaap knows about all this?

Archer:
When I get to London, I meet with Simmons. Supply and demand. You control the supply, and you keep the demand high. Now, there's an underground vault, where they put all the stones they buy up to keep off the market, so they can keep the price high. If rebels wanna flood the market with a billion dollars' worth of rough, a company like Van De Kaap, who says that they're rare, they can't afford to let that happen. Especially when they're telling some poor sod he's supposed to shell out three months' salary for an engagement ring. Now, technically speaking, they're not financing the war but creating a situation where it pays to keep it going. You understand?

Maddy:
Yes. And where's my proof?

Archer:
[shows her a black book, pointing out contents] Names, dates and numbered accounts. You publish one word of this story before I give them the stone and I'm dead, huh? After I give it to them, then... I leave this continent forever.

Maddy:
If you don't come out with the diamond?

Archer:
Then write whatever you want. I'm already dead.

Blood Diamond  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Archer and Solomon trek but Solomon suddenly diverts]

Archer:
Hold up there, my man. It's this way, huh? Where do you think you are going? Stop! [confronts Solomon] I said, stop! He is not down there, all right? [but Solomon shoves] All right. You're gonna need some of that old discipline, huh? Now you listen here, my boy, and you listen well. You are not going down there. Are we clear?

Solomon:
You are not the master. [shoves back and walks on]

Archer:
Right now, that is EXACTLY WHAT I AM, AND YOU’D BETTER REMEMBER IT, KAFFIR! [Solomon rushes him at the insult and they fight. As they struggle, Archer recovers and points his gun at Solomon] Don't you fucking move, huh? Don't you move. Don't you move, huh?

Solomon:
My son is there!

Archer:
Your son is GONE, huh?

Solomon:
He is alive!

Archer:
He's gone!

Solomon:
He's alive! He's there with those crazy people! [Archer holds back] I am his father! His father! I should have protected him! I must go find him. I cannot live without knowing! Shoot me if you want, but I'm going. Why should it matter, I'm dead already!

Blood Diamond  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Solomon and Archer fight off Colonel Coetzee and his men, and Archer just shot the colonel]

Colonel Coetzee:
TIA, huh, Danny?

Archer:
TIA... [Archer shoots the colonel as the colonel draws his gun again; to Solomon] Keep digging, huh? They'be here any second. [tries to search Coetzee's body for more ammo, but suddenly feels he was also hit]

Blood Diamond  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Solomon Vandy:
[trying to reason with Dia, who has a gun aimed at him] You're Dia Vandy, of the proud Mende tribe. You are a good boy who loves soccer and school. Your mother loves you so much. She waits by the fire making plantains and red palm oil stew with your sister N'Yanda...and the new baby. [gradually gets closer] The cows wait for you. and Babu, the wild dog who minds no one but you. I know they made you do bad things, but you are not a bad boy. I am your father... who loves you. And you will come home with me and be my son again.

Blood Diamond  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jasmine Francis:
[on Chili] He's another version of Augie, he's a loser.

Blue Jasmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jasmine Francis:
[Ginger tells Jasmine that Eddie knows a dentist looking for help] Oh, forget it! Jesus, it's too menial! I'd go nuts. I wanna go back to school, get my degree and become...you know...Something substantial. I can't just do some mindless job. I was forced to take a job selling shoes on Madison Avenue. So humiliating. Friends I'd had at dinner parties at our apartment came in and I waited on them. I mean, do you have any idea what that's like? You know, one minute you're hosting women and the next, you're measuring their shoe size and fitting them. [emotionally intense] Erica Bishop came into the store. She saw me and was so embarrassed for me, she slipped out thinking I didn't see her. [shouts] I saw you, Erica!

Blue Jasmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Elwood Blues:
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show. And please remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.

The Blues Brothers  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Illinois Nazi Party Leader:
White men! White women! The swastika is calling you! The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time! The Jew is using the black as muscle against you! And you are left there, helpless. Well? What are you gonna do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us! The members of the American Socialist White People's Party. An organization of decent law-abiding white folk, just like you.

The Blues Brothers  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hani (Pasha):
You know you can always tell who cares about you the most, by who comes first to visit you in the hospital.

Body of Lies  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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