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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, my god, these things are crazy!

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Later, dude.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
It's okay, you can handle this. In real life, people love you, You can hook up with anyone you want. [Ruby Roundhouse: Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?] Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy, and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset!

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, my God, you guys, there is, like, literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! [Ruby Roundhouse: No thanks.]

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Wow, wow, wow! Oh, this is so much easier!

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
That is insane.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
"When you see me, begin the climb."

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
I want Alex to come home, too.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Maybe we're all in a coma.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Wait a second, where's my phone?

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Guys, I think it's a staring contest.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Remember, you're the missing piece.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Does anyone know how to do CPR?

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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Bethany Walker:
That sucks.

– Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  Movie Quote

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