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John Doe:
[from his journal] On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

Seven  Movie Quote

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John Doe:
Become vengeance, David. Become... wrath.

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Kikuchiyo:
[about Rikichi] Something's upsetting the little bugger, but he won't say what. You can see it all over his face.

Heihachi:
Those lips of his are bolted up tight as a house.

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Kikuchiyo:
[drunkenly] You again. I see that bald head of yours in my dreams. You had the nerve to ask me if I wazz a samurai. Didn't you, huh? I never forget a face. Look here, though I look like hell, I'm a real samurai, all right. Here. I got something for you. Damn jerks. Looky here. [He clumsily fumbles around in his robe, and presents a scroll from inside it] There, juzz you look at this. Izz been handed down in my family for generations and generations. And you asked me if I were a samurai! You jerks. Look at this, juzz look at this! Thazz me right there.

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Kikuchiyo:
What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then . . . who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do? Damn it... [He sinks to his knees, sobbing] Damn it... God damn it...

Seven Samurai  Movie Quote

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Kikuchiyo:
[After having rung the alarm] Don't be so scared! No bandits are coming. Look here, you idiots. We came all this way and look at the welcome you give us! Yet when I ring the alarm a few times... [He runs up and down, mimicking the farmers] ... you all rush out screaming for us to help you! You bunch of suckers.

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Kikuchiyo:
[To a bunch of kids laughing at his impression of Yohei] Hey! I'm gonna start charging admission, you know.

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Kikuchiyo:
You there, chewing the cud. Can you cut that out? This isn't a cow barn!

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Kikuchiyo:
[Kikuchiyo shambles into Rikichi's stable where the farmer had been staying.] It's me. I'm sleeping here from now on. Those guys cramp my style. [Humbled, Rikichi starts to hurry out, but Kikuchiyo grabs him] Stop cowering, you idiot! This is your place! You hand over your house and sleep in a barn and you still can't stand up for yourself! Go lie back down, you! [Kikuchiyo hurls Rikichi onto the straw, then lies down on the straw himself, with a straw mat over his body for a blanket. He sighs] Brings back memories.

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Kikuchiyo:
[to the village children]: Does any of you have a cute sister?

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Kikuchiyo:
Hey, everybody! Give your wives plenty of lovin' tonight, you hear?

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Kikuchiyo:
This baby... is me! This is exactly what happened to me! [He sobs]

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Gorobei Katayama:
I thought I told you to let us go, did I not? To think that instead you would choose your own death.

Seven Samurai  Movie Quote

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Heihachi Hayashida:
[To Rikichi, who is farming] Couples always work harder together. You ought to get married yourself. [Rikichi drops everything and runs off, upset] Hey, come back! I was just kidding!

Seven Samurai  Movie Quote

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Heihachi Hayashida:
[to Rikichi] You know, it helps to open up your feelings.

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Kambei Shimada:
Danger always strikes when everything seems fine.

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Kambei Shimada:
I have no idea.

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Kambei Shimada:
This is the nature of war. By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you’ll only destroy yourself.

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Kambei Shimada:
Once more, we have survived.

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Kambei Shimada:
So. Again we are defeated. The farmers have won. Not us.

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Kambei Shimada:
Kikuchiyo. You're lucky it was us. If it was the bandits... you'd be looking for your head.

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Grandfather:
Bandits are coming, you fool. Why worry about the beard, when the head is about to fall?

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[Opening lines, during Andy's trial]

District Attorney:
Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had with your wife the night that she was murdered.

Andy:
It was very bitter. She said she was glad I knew, that she hated all the sneaking around. And she said that she wanted a divorce in Reno.

District Attorney:
What was your response?

Andy:
I told her I would not grant one.

District Attorney:
"I'll see you in hell before I see you in Reno." Those were the words you used, Mr. Dufresne, according to the testimony of your neighbors.

Andy:
If they say so. I really don't remember; I was upset.

District Attorney:
What happened after you argued with your wife?

Andy:
She packed a bag... she packed a bag to go stay with Mr. Quentin.

District Attorney:
Glenn Quentin, golf pro at the Snowden Hills Country Club, the man who you had recently discovered was your wife's lover. Did you follow her?

Andy:
I went to a few bars first. Later, I drove to his house to confront them. They weren't home, so I parked in the turnout, and waited.

District Attorney:
With what intention?

Andy:
I'm not sure. I was confused... drunk. I think, mostly I wanted to scare them.

District Attorney:
When they arrived, you went up to the house and murdered them.

Andy:
No, I was sobering up. I went back in the car, and I drove home to sleep it off. Along the way, I stopped and I threw my gun into the Royal River; I feel I've been very clear on this point.

District Attorney:
Well, where I get hazy is where the cleaning woman shows up the following morning and finds your wife in bed with her lover, riddled with .38 caliber bullets. Now, does that strike you as a fantastic coincidence, Mr. Dufresne, or is it just me?

Andy:
Yes, it does.

District Attorney:
Yet you still maintain that you threw your gun into the river, before the murders took place. That's very convenient.

Andy:
It's the truth.

District Attorney:
The police dragged that river for three days, and nary a gun was found. So there can be no comparison made between your gun, and the bullets taken from the bloodstained corpses of the victims. And that also, is very convenient. Isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?

Andy:
Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.

District Attorney:
[addressing the court] Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard all the evidence, you know all the facts. We have the accused at the scene of the crime, we have tire tracks, we have bullets strewn on the ground that bear his fingerprints. A broken bourbon bottle, likewise with fingerprints, and most of all, we have a beautiful young woman and her lover, lying dead in each other's arms. They had sinned. But was their crime so great as to merit a death sentence? Now while you think about that, consider this: a revolver holds six bullets, not eight. I submit that this was not a hot-blooded crime of passion; that at least could be understood if not condoned. No. This was revenge of a much more brutal, cold-blooded nature. Consider this: four bullets per victim. Not six shots fired, but eight. That means that he fired the gun empty, and then stopped to reload, so that he could shoot each of them again... an extra bullet per lover, right in the head.

Judge:
You strike me as a particularly icy and remorseless man, Mr. Dufresne. It chills my blood to look at you. By the power vested in me by the State of Maine, I hereby order you to serve two life sentences back-to-back, one for each of your victims. So be it. [bangs gavel]

The Shawshank Redemption  Movie Quote

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Andy:
I'm Andy Dufresne.

Red:
Wife-killing banker. Why'd you do it?

Andy:
I didn't, since you ask.

Red:
[chuckles] You're gonna fit right in. Everybody in here's innocent. Didn't you know that? [calling out to Heywood] Heywood, what you in here for?

Heywood:
Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.

Red:
Rumor has it you're a real cold fish. You think your shit smells sweeter than most. Is that right?

Andy:
What do you think?

Red:
To tell you the truth, I haven't made up my mind.

Andy:
I understand you're a man that knows how to get things.

Red:
I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.

Andy:
I wonder if you might get me a rock hammer.

Red:
A what?

Andy:
A rock hammer.

Red:
What is it and why?

Andy:
What do you care?

Red:
Well, if it was a toothbrush, I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just quote a price. But then a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it?

Andy:
Fair enough. A rock hammer is about six or seven inches long, looks like a miniature pickax.

Red:
Pickax?

Andy:
For rocks.

Red:
Rocks? [Andy hands him a rock] Quartz?

Andy:
Quartz. [stoops down to pick up some more rocks] And some mica, shale, limestone.

Red:
So?

Andy:
So I'm a rock hound. At least I was in my old life. I'd like to be again on a limited basis.

Red:
Or maybe you'd like to sink your toy into somebody's skull.

Andy:
No, sir. No, I have no enemies here.

Red:
No? Wait a while. Word gets around. The Sisters have taken quite a liking to you. Especially Bogs. [indicates Bogs, who is watching Andy from the bleachers]

Andy:
Don't suppose it would help any if I explained to them I'm not homosexual.

Red:
Neither are they. You'd have to be human first. They don't qualify. Bull queers take by force. That's all they want or understand. But if I were you, I'd grow eyes in the back of my head.

Andy:
Thanks for the advice.

Red:
Well, that's free. You understand my concern.

Andy:
Well, if there's any trouble, I won't use the rock hammer. Okay?

Red:
Then I'd guess you want to escape. Tunnel under the wall, maybe. [Andy chuckles] Did I miss something here? What's so funny?

Andy:
You'll understand when you see the rock hammer.

Red:
What's an item like this usually go for?

Andy:
Seven dollars in any rock and gem shop.

Red:
My normal markup's 20%. But this is a specialty item. Risk goes up, price goes up. Let's make it an even ten bucks.

Andy:
Ten it is.

Red:
Waste of money, if you ask me.

Andy:
Why's that?

Red:
Folks around here love surprise inspections. They find it, you're gonna lose it. If they do catch you with it, you don't know me. You mention my name, we never do business again. Not for shoelaces or a stick of gum; now you got that?

Andy:
I understand. Thank you, Mr...?

Red:
Red. Name's Red.

Andy:
Red. Why do they call you that?

Red:
Maybe it's because I'm Irish.

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