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Carla Dunkler: [to Kiki] Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to. – Bad Moms Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Carla Dunkler: When I was in my twenties, I would just walk down the street and it would just be raining dicks wherever I went. It was just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. It was, like, forecast, lot of cock! – Bad Moms Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Gwendolyn James: For those of you who have been living under a rock...I am Gwendolyn James. I am the president of the PTA, but most importantly, I am the proud mommy to two beautiful daughters, Blaire and Gandhi. Now, I called this emergency PTA meeting to address an issue that radically affects the safety of our children. The bake sale. – Bad Moms Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Black Canary: Hey, nice. What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shtick? Huntress: It's not a fucking bow and arrow, it's a crossbow! I'm not twelve! Black Canary: [chuckling] I love this chick, she's got rage issues. Huntress: I DON'T HAVE RAGE ISSUES--! Harley Quinn: Y'know... psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. Black Canary: Yeah. Harley Quinn: Are we ready? – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: [narrating a cartoony animation of her origins] They say "If you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning". [a sperm cell is shown entering an oval cell] Too far? Fine. This is me, Harleen Quinzel. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer, but however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. Eventually, he found me a new home; the good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. But I was never an "establishment" kinda gal. All things considered, I did good. I even went to college, got my Ph.D., Had my heart broken once or twice; finding love, it's not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That's when I met him – Mister J, my Joker! Oh, I fell hard – like "out of a plane without a parachute, right on your dumb buckskin face" kinda hard! I lost all sense of who I was, I only had eyes for Pudding. We all know the saying: "Behind every successful man, there's a badass broad". Well, that was me! I was the brains behind some of Mister J's greatest stunts! Not that he let anyone know it. I guess all good things have to come to an end. So... we broke up. – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: I know the East End better than anybody. You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. Mister J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park! – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: He's after all of us. [re: Cassandra] The kid just robbed him. [to Canary] You betrayed him. [to Huntress] You killed his BFF. [to Montoya] And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him. So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, and let Roman go finger-fishing through the kid's intestinal tract, we're going to have to work together. – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof! – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: [after Dinah uses her Canary Cry to defeat Sionis' mobsters and help Harley give a speed boost to catch up with Sionis' car, before fainting from using her power] Told you she had a killer voice. – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn: Here's the thing, Romy, baby. Your "protection" is based on the fact that people are scared of you. Just like they're scared of Mister J. But I'm the one they should be scared of. Not you! Not Mister J! Because I'm Harley fucking Quinn! – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Roman Sionis / Black Mask: I want to kill you, because without the Joker around... I can. For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her. – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Roman Sionis / Black Mask: Friends! Brothers! Men of Gotham! I have funded you. I have protected you. I've scratched your backs and kept you out of jail. Well, now it's time to say thank you. Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis! – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cassandra Cain: [when picking up a grenade from Harley's chest of weapons] Dope. – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cassandra Cain: [to Harley, during the scene where she was held hostage by Black Mask, before revealing she put a grenade on him with the pin she held on her finger] I took your ring! – Birds of Prey Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat: Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three? Tutar Sagdiyev: [enters] Tutar Sagdiyev. Borat: Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell! Tutar Sagdiyev: Nice. Borat: No, niiiice. Tutar Sagdiyev: Don't mansplain to me. Borat: [shrugs] Feminist. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tutar Sagdiyev: Do you love me as much as your sons? Borat: No, more. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tutar Sagdiyev: Can you come with me to the hairdresser? Borat: No, what if they recognize me? Tutar Sagdiyev: Just disguise yourself as an American. [They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on] Melinda: I'm Melinda. Borat: [failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet. Melinda: Nice to meet you. Borat: I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie. Melinda: We can do it Borat: [Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair? Melinda: I would like to see her hair, yes. Tutar Sagdiyev: [Lifting up her skirt] Okay. Melinda: No, ma'am. Not that hair. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat: [at a dress shop] I need dress with real sexy peels. Michelle: Okay. Borat: Where is the "no means yes" section? – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: [working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this? – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: [Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: [voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: [as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Borat Sagdiyev: Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting. – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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