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Kate Dibiasky:
Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?

Jason Orlean:
I'm sorry, who is she?

Kate Dibiasky:
Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

Jason Orlean:
I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Waitress:
That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
I don't know why I have this on.

Nearby Diner:
Listen, just tell us what's going on.

Guy from the Bar:
I got three scared kids at home. How about you just tell us something.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
I understand. I wish could share information, but...

Guy from the Bar:
We're people just like you. We deserve to know!

Kate Dibiasky:
They're right. They deserve to know. Do you really wanna know what's going on?

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe:
Kate, don't. Kate.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
Kate.

Kate Dibiasky:
They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Riley Bina:
You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.

Kate Dibiasky:
Oh.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.

Riley Bina:
Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Kate sits in a car with a bag over her head]

Dr. Randall Mindy:
I did everything I could. They won't listen.

Kate Dibiasky:
Surprise, surprise.

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe:
I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.

Kate Dibiasky:
Oh, Randall. God. Where's Brie Evantee? Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant that only serves cubes and foam?

Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe:
Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.

Dr. Randall Mindy:
And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs? You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.

Kate Dibiasky:
I can't! My head is in a bag!

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Randall Mindy:
I don't feel so good.

Brie Evantee:
Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break...

Dr. Randall Mindy:
No, please, please Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something

Jack Bremmer:
You came to the right place, because on this show, we like to say things...

Dr. Randall Mindy:
Would you please, just stop being so [[bleep] pleasant? I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things! Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! What other proof do we need? And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest, hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do-- How do we even talk to each other? What've we... What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? We should have deflected this comet when we had the fucking chance, but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. And now they're actually firing scientists like me for speaking out, for opposing them. And I'm sure many of the people out there aren't even gonna listen to what I just said 'cause they have their own political ideology, but I... .I assure you, I am not on one side or the other. I'm just telling you the fucking truth.

Brie Evantee:
I-I think this would be a good time to establish that Isherwell and the president have both said that there's benefits to be...

Dr. Randall Mindy:
Right, well, the president of the United States. Is fucking. Lying! Look I'm just like all of you. I hope to God, I hope to... God that this president knows what she's doing. I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is... I think, this whole administration, has completely. Lost. Their fucking mind! And I think. We're all. Gonna die!

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Randall Mindy:
Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?

Kate Dibiasky:
Fingerling potatoes?

Yule:
Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes!

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[President Orlean is attacked by an alien bird creature]

Congressman Tenant:
What is that thing?

Peter Isherwell:
I believe that's called a Bronteroc.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kate Dibiasky:
You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kate Dibiasky:
Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Randall Mindy:
Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.

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added 2 years ago

Dr. Randall Mindy:
We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.

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added 2 years ago

Jason Orlean:
There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, um, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don't wanna see that stuff go away. So I'm gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jason Orlean:
Man... I timed this Molly perfectly.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jason Orlean:
What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Yule:
Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Yule:
Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen.

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Benedict Drask:
[screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it] You'll never take me alive!

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Peter Isherwell:
[about the colorful animals] What ever you do, don't pet them...

Don't Look Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Peng:
I can't fly with the kids, ha, ha, ha. They're childish.

Duck Duck Goose  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Banzou:
[last words before his death; to Peng] Birds are so arrogant. Always flying away at the first sign of danger. Nobody is flying anywhere. Tonight, you're going out with a whimper.

Duck Duck Goose  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Milly Farrier:
We're all family here, no matter how small.

Dumbo  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Max Medici:
We got a baby. We got a baby. [he sees Dumbo for the first time] What is that? A face only a mother could love.

Miss Atlantis:
Sir, many of us find you handsome.

Max Medici:
I was talking about the elephant!

Dumbo  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Max Medici:
You have until tomorrow night to fix that!

Holt Farrier:
Me?

Max Medici:
Make those ears disappear!

[Holt looks over to the magician]

Magician:
Don’t look at me.

Dumbo  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Holt Farrier:
[to Dumbo] Alright, Dumbo, give me a showstopper.

Dumbo  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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