Agent Carter

Sheldon McFee:
[He has just identified Peggy as the girl who took the explosives, overpowered him and cuffed him to a chair] She's a cute broad. When she's not punching me in the face. Who is she?

Daniel Sousa:
Not who I thought she was.

Peggy Carter:
[Going through a list of women Howard Stark "entertained" in order to determine which might be the Russian spy/assassin] How could he possibly meet this many women?

Edwin Jarvis:
The Academy Awards is a very busy time.

[Seeing that Peggy is crossing several names off the list]

Edwin Jarvis:
What are you doing?

Peggy Carter:
A large portion of the women on this list are well known actresses, models and socialites. Publicly established for several years. They can be disregarded.

Edwin Jarvis:
Well, I wouldn't dismiss her.

Peggy Carter:
You think Ginger Rogers is a Russian assassin?

Edwin Jarvis:
You should have seen her eyes when I escorted her from Mr. Stark's villa. The darkest gates to the abyss.

Daniel Sousa:
Margaret Carter, you're under arrest for treason, espionage, and aiding and abetting public enemy number one, Howard Stark.

Peggy Carter:
There's more to this, Daniel. More than you can understand.

Daniel Sousa:
From where I'm standing, it's looking pretty cut and dry.

Peggy Carter:
You're not going to shoot me. [She stares at him. He lowers his gun]

Daniel Sousa:
Peggy. Don't run. If you run, I'll know it's true.

Peggy Carter:
I'm sorry, Daniel.

Angie Martinelli:
[Sousa, Thompson and other agents have entered Angie's room looking for Peggy] You don't look like federal agents.

Daniel Sousa:
We're with the Strategic Scientific Reserve.

Angie Martinelli:
[Unimpressed] Well, I'm with the Queens County 4H. Take it down the hall.

Angie Martinelli:
[Covering for Peggy, she is trying to distract Sousa and Thompson and get them out of her room] I think it had something to do with her sick grandmother. [She starts crying]

Daniel Sousa:
Oh, gee. Um... [Looks frantically at Thompson for help]

Jack Thompson:
Please don't... do that.

Angie Martinelli:
She's got a grandmother who's doing poorly. And whenever I think about it, I think of my grandmother who's so supportive of my acting career. I performed for her, and she said, you belong on stage, angel. Even though I'm living hand to mouth, I just, uh... [Crying harder, she steps over to Thompson and drops her head to his chest]

Jack Thompson:
[Horrified, he pats her haltingly on the head] Please stop.

Daniel Sousa:
Could you do something here?

Miriam Fry:
[Dramatically] No. Actors wear their emotions close to the surface. I could no more stop her than I could Laurence Olivier.

Angie Martinelli:
[Looks up at Thompson with teary, vulnerable eyes] What's your grandmother's name?

Jack Thompson:
[Softened by her tears against his will, he answers softly with a small smile] Gam Gam. [as Sousa's look, he points a finger at him and warns him not to comment with a look of his own]

Daniel Sousa:
Uh, we should go... talk to some more of the neighbors. C'mon, Thompson.

Jack Thompson:
[Pats Angie's shoulder awkwardly] There, there. [Desperately cuts a hasty retreat]

Roger Dooley:
How long has Leviathan been active?

Dr. Ivchenko:
Since after the Great War. Stalin's goal is for Russia to become a leading power in the world, which means having better weapons than our enemies and our allies. Leviathan has been very successful Mechanical, biological...

Peggy Carter:
Human? Is that what that young girl was, a human weapon?

Dr. Ivchenko:
My knowledge of specific operations is sadly restricted to only what I was told.

Peggy Carter:
That building seemed to house a training facility Shackles on the beds, classrooms.

Roger Dooley:
Training young girls to be what, assassins?

Jack Thompson:
Seems like the Russians would want to train grown men.

Dr. Ivchenko:
Women are often overlooked, taken for granted. They can slip easily through a man's defense

Peggy Carter:
I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has... entertained in the last year.

Edwin Jarvis:
I'm not sure there's enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.

Peggy Carter:
Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?

Edwin Jarvis:
Oh, yes. [Thinks] Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.

Daniel Sousa:
Hey, Sheldon. You look great. How they treating you in here? Warm cot? Three squares? Been stabbed yet?

Sheldon McFee:
What the hell do you want?

Daniel Sousa:
Just a little trip down memory lane. When we arrested you, you said some lady beat you up, cuffed you to a chair.

Sheldon McFee:
Yeah, yeah. [Looks around the prison] Hey, why don't we, uh, Why don't we keep that under our hats, okay

Edwin Jarvis:
[Outside Ida Emke's apartment, a small boy approaches] Hello. I'm the exterminator. Somebody saw a roach. I have to catch these things before they get out of hand. [the biy just stares at him] Shouldn't your shouldn't your mother be somewhere nearby? I-I think I hear her calling you. [the boy still stares] Please go away. [the boy holds out his hand, Jarvis sighs, and hands over some money. the boy finally leaves]

Peggy Carter:
Who were you talking to?

Edwin Jarvis:
A future mafioso.

Jack Thompson:
I just don't understand how you lost her.

Daniel Sousa:
I couldn't exactly outrun her, Jack. Besides, you're not getting a Medal of Valor for your performance.

Jack Thompson:
Unbelievable. Carter. Did you know?

Daniel Sousa:
What the hell do you think, Jack? No. I mean, I suspected she was hiding something, but not this. You?

Jack Thompson:
No. No, I sure didn't. You said she has a place at the Griffith, right?

Daniel Sousa:
On 63rd, near Lex.

Jack Thompson:
Well, crutch faster. We got places to be.

Edwin Jarvis:
Well, Mr. Stark would seem to have an unfortunate attraction to violent women.

Peggy Carter:
I imagine they were far less violent before they met him.

Albert:
We call it the Stark special, custom-designed to his exact specifications.

Peggy Carter:
Are you saying Howard Stark buys a bracelet for every women he's...

Edwin Jarvis:
Oh, no. Yes. He considers it a parting gift to commemorate their time together.

Albert:
Stark demands only the highest quality diamonds, the highest karat of gold. Any girl would be lucky to wear such a fine piece. Would you like to try it on?

Peggy Carter:
Oh, thank you very much. If we could just see the list, we'll be on our way.

Albert:
Anything for friends of Mr. Stark. [Takes the list out]

Edwin Jarvis:
Oh, it's shorter than I thought it would be.

Miriam Fry:
[about Carter] I knew she was trouble the minute I laid eyes on her. Those girls from the telephone company are all the same.

Jack Thompson:
Mother Hen here says you're friends with Peggy Carter.

Angie Martinelli:
Yeah, we're friendly.

Daniel Sousa:
She ever tell you about her work?

Angie Martinelli:
At the phone company? Just the usual stuff. Complained about her fathead male co-workers a lot.

Howard Stark:
I always thought you should be in pictures, Peg. What do you say? Arlene French called in drunk. You want to play a sassy beer wench?

Peggy Carter:
I'd rather be the cowboy.

Howard Stark:
Oh, I like it. I don't know if the audience is ready yet.

Peggy Carter:
But they're ready for a movie based on a comic book. Sounds like a dreadful idea.

Howard Stark:
Wilkes was a member of the Arena Club?

Peggy Carter:
Is that what that pin is from?

Howard Stark:
Yeah. And I'm amazed they allowed him to be a member. They keep their ranks male and pale. Jarvis here isn't even white enough for them.

Jack Thompson:
Well... look who finally decided to show up for work.

Daniel Sousa:
Jack, what...

Peggy Carter:
An appalling surprise.

Peggy Carter:
So, I've got two foreign agents with no voice boxes fighting over a milk truck full of experimental implosives.

Edwin Jarvis:
Just another day at the office.

Peggy Carter:
[Calling Jarvis at home] I don't have long so listen very carefully. I need you to dispose of Howard's car.

Edwin Jarvis:
I beg your pardon.

Peggy Carter:
The SSR are looking into Roxxon at this very moment. That car sustained damage at the site, and it's likely to be teeming with vita radiation. Make it disappear.

Edwin Jarvis:
Very well. [Looks at his watch] Let's see, the linens come out of the wash in thirty minutes...

Peggy Carter:
Now.

Edwin Jarvis:
Fine. I shall forego the linens.

Peggy Carter:
I told you I don't need your help.

Edwin Jarvis:
An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

Peggy Carter:
Oh! Put it back. I need to drive this thing out of here.

Edwin Jarvis:
[Long suffering] Won't be a moment.

Peggy Carter:
[In the milk truck, holding a gun to Brannis' head] Comfortable back there, Mr. Jarvis?

Edwin Jarvis:
[Sitting in the back] Perfectly, thank you. These racks of explosives are distracting me from the smell of stale milk.

Edwin Jarvis:
You're very fortunate that I ignored your instructions.

Peggy Carter:
[Sarcastic] Oh, you're so right. How I managed to stay alive before I met you, I have no idea.

Edwin Jarvis:
I can't tell if you're being arrogant... or ignorant.

Peggy Carter:
Both, I imagine.

Edwin Jarvis:
Your line of work requires support. People who care about your wellbeing, who will be there to stitch up your wounds.

Peggy Carter:
If I allow people to get close to me, I'm putting them in danger.

Edwin Jarvis:
So your solution is to remove yourself from the world you wish to protect. Where's the sense in that? [Only now realizes that his hand is on her knee near the wound he just stitched up. He quickly removes it] There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

Peggy Carter:
Steve was.

Edwin Jarvis:
From what Mr. Stark has told me, Captain Rodgers relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support. Your desire to help others is noble, but I doubt you'll find much success unless you allow others to help you.

Angie Martinelli:
[Showing Peggy around the apartment building] Hi, Mary! That's Mary. She's legal secretary at Goodman, Kirksberg and Holloway. Evelyn. Evelyn is a lounge singer at a club in midtown. Hi, Sarah! That's Sarah. She's a slut.

Roger Dooley:
[Carter has just walked in on the team looking over photographs and is worried they've spotted her in disguise] Carter. Come here for a second. C'mere. C'mere. C'mere. Settle a bet for us. [He holds up a photograph and points to a figure in it] Is that Joe DiMaggio?

Peggy Carter:
[Relieved, then decides to play dumb] I don't follow boxing.

Peggy Carter:
It's so hard getting straight answers out of people nowadays. Whatever happened to a nice cup of tea and a civilized interrogation?

Roger Dooley:
Do I even need to ask?

Sheldon McFee:
[Playing dumb] Ask what?

Roger Dooley:
Yeah, I guess you're right. I used to strap a chair to my ass and take long walks around the neighborhood, too.

Hugh Jones:
I didn't know our government had such good taste in secretaries. What's your name darling?

Peggy Carter:
Agent.

Radio Announcer:
We now return to the Captain America adventure programme, as our hero's defenseless sweetheart finds herself in the clutches of evil.

Nazi (Radio Actor):
American women are so weak! You are coming with us!

Betty Carver:
If only Captain America were here to rescue me! [Peggy Carter, who has been approaching Sheldon McFee from behind, steps on a floorboard, which creaks. Sheldon McFee turns around slowly]

Captain America:
Miss Carver isn't going anywhere with you, Nazi scum.

Nazi (Radio Actor):
Seize him!

Captain America:
Unhand her! [as he speaks, Peggy Carter engages Sheldon McFee in a fight just as Captain America takes on the Nazis in the radio programme. The real fight involves sounds that are uncannily like the ones on the radio]

Betty Carver:
Hit 'em again, Cap! [Sheldon McFee has Peggy Carter in a chokehold, but she breaks out of his grasp by hitting him on the head with a glass cup just as the radio programme imitates the sound of breaking glass]

Captain America:
Had enough yet? [Peggy Carter continues hitting Sheldon McFee as the radio programme imitates the sounds of the fight by breaking lobsters apart. The fight ends when Peggy manages to flip McFee onto a table, which breaks, and this is paralleled by a box being rattled on the programme] Are you all right, Miss Carver?

Peggy Carter:
[to an unconscious Sheldon McFee] Is that all you've got? Hello? Mr McFee?

Betty Carver:
[breathily] Captain America, what would I ever do without you!

Peggy Carter:
[rolls her eyes in exasperation] Why does this keep happening?

Peggy Carter:
[escaping from a building about to explode] Mr. Jarvis, could you bring the car around?

Edwin Jarvis:
Certainly. When would you like it?

Peggy Carter:
Oh, in about twenty seconds.

Rose:
Love the hat.

Agent Peggy Carter:
The next time you approach a woman in a dark alley, you might want to introduce yourself.

Edwin Jarvis:
Well, I shall endeavor to remember that, provided my concussion isn't too severe. Should you need me, call any time before 9:00.

Agent Peggy Carter:
What happens at 9:00?

Edwin Jarvis:
My wife and I go to bed. 7:00, sherry, 8:00, Benny Goodman. 9:00, bed.

Agent Peggy Carter:
You're new to espionage, aren't you?

Edwin Jarvis:
Far from it. Last summer, I caught the cook pocketing the good spoons. What now, Miss Carter?

Agent Peggy Carter:
Now I go to work.

Agent Peggy Carter:
I seem to have a habit of losing people closest to me. Perhaps "losing" is too nice a word. I get them killed.

Edwin Jarvis:
Miss Carter.

Agent Peggy Carter:
When Howard came to me, I was damn happy to see him. I'd been wallowing in it since the war, wondering why no one would give Agent Peggy Carter a shot. So I grabbed the chance. But I mucked it up. And now Colleen is dead... because of me.

Agent Peggy Carter:
Where does your wife think you are right now?

Edwin Jarvis:
One of Mr. Stark's more... amorous admirers has refused to vacate his penthouse. I am presently supervising her extraction.

Agent Peggy Carter:
I imagine that's quite believable.

Edwin Jarvis:
You have no idea.

Howard Stark:
Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

Peggy Carter:
[Knocks on the door and pokes her head in] Mr. Raymond, is this a bad time?

Spider Raymond:
We'll only know after it's over. Bring the rest of you in here.

Peggy Carter:
Meet me on the access road.

Edwin Jarvis:
Do you know I'm being shot at?

Peggy Carter:
Now!

Edwin Jarvis:
[after the refinery imploded] It would seem it works.

Peggy Carter:
[Walks to the table of the man who continuously insults his waitress, picks up his fork and leans over his shoulder] I understand you're not happy with your meal.

Madison Avenue Guy:
Do you work here?

Peggy Carter:
Unfortunately, no. [Presses the fork tines into his side as he groans] Just so we're clear, this is pressed into your brachial artery. It may be dull, but I'm determined. Keep smiling. Once you start to bleed, you'll lose consciousness in fifteen seconds. You'll die in ninety unless someone comes to your aid. Now, given your recent behavior, how likely do you think that is to happen? To prevent this not entirely unfortunate event from occurring, I suggest you find a new place to eat. Do we understand each other?

Madison Avenue Guy:
[In pain] Yeah.

Peggy Carter:
Good. Oh. One more thing. Tip generously. [She puts the fork down and walks away. He then lays several bills down]

Edwin Jarvis:
[sighs heavily into the phone as he watches Agent Carter cross the street] Swish the glass with the vermouth, tip it out, *then* add the gin. Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, I'm afraid I can't be everywhere at once. You're quite right. Miss Carter's an excellent choice. I don't think she'll have any suspicions at all.

Senator Webster:
Did you knowingly sell military-grade technology to enemies of the United States?

Howard Stark:
Not knowingly.

Senator Webster:
Did you do it unknowingly?

Howard Stark:
Now, by definition, that would be impossible to answer.

Howard Stark:
Anton, what have you done?

Anton Vanko:
What any man would do in my position. Don't act so shocked, Howard. You should know better than anyone... It's all about money.

Jack Thompson:
Carter, uh... while we're really busy with your friend Stark, if you don't mind these surveillance reports need to be filed, and... you're really so much better at that kind of thing.

Peggy Carter:
What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I could teach you. Let's start with words beginning with A.

Roger Dooley:
I'm supposed to believe that you pulled off your own investigation without any of us noticing?

Daniel Sousa:
Now, why would you go through all that trouble instead of coming to one of us?

Peggy Carter:
I conducted my own investigation because no one listens to me. I got away with it because no one looks at me. Because, unless I have your reports, your coffee, or your lunch, I'm invisible.

Jack Thompson:
[Interrogating Carter] I'm confused.

Daniel Sousa:
I'm sick.

Roger Dooley:
I'm impressed.You're good, Carter. Holy cow, you are good. I got a dozen guys in there wish they could play the game half as well as you.

Peggy Carter:
I'm not playing a game. I never was.

Jack Thompson:
Something's not right here. I saw what you did in Russia. What you did for that mission, what you did for me? You saved my life. This doesn't add up.

Peggy Carter:
That's because I had nothing to do with Krzeminski's death or the theft of Howard Stark's inventions.

Daniel Sousa:
"Theft"? Wow. He's really got you wrapped around his finger, doesn't he? I got to give it to him. He's as good as they say.

Peggy Carter:
"As good as they say"?

Daniel Sousa:
He got in so deep, he scrambled your brain.

Peggy Carter:
Howard Stark has *never* scrambled my mind or any other part of me.

Peggy Carter:
[At Dooley, Thompson and Sousa] You think you know me, but I've never been more than what each of you has created. To you, I'm the stray kitten, left on your doorstep to be protected. The secretary turned damsel in distress. The girl on the pedestal, transformed into some daft whore. You're behaving like children. What's worse What's far worse Is that this is just shoddy police work. You were inches away from the woman that you want when you loaded me into your car.

Edwin Jarvis:
I am truly sorry about all of this. When you didn't meet me, I knew and I panicked.

Peggy Carter:
And I suppose the confession portrays me as what? A patsy? A Doe-eyed idiot succumbed to the charms of America's mustachioed Casanova?

Edwin Jarvis:
That is the gist, yes. With a bankruptcy side plot sprinkled on top to provide a motive for Mr. Stark's deeds.

Peggy Carter:
Nice flourish.

Edwin Jarvis:
I'm sure we could lure one of them in, get the drop on them, steal a weapon and...

Peggy Carter:
"Get the drop on them?" You've been in custody all of an hour, and you're Jimmy Cagney.

Peggy Carter:
[Hands over the capsule that holds the vial of Captain America's blood] You'll want to be careful with that.

Roger Dooley:
[Opens it and takes out the vial] Does this stuff implode? Explode? Spice up an Old Fashioned?

Peggy Carter:
That is the last remaining sample of Captain Steve Rogers' blood. Mr. Stark was afraid your scientists would squander the remaining samples attempting to re-create the serum.

Edwin Jarvis:
Which they did, so I'm afraid you'll have to forgive him for trying to protect the greatest scientific feat of the 20th century.

Peggy Carter:
Howard didn't trust me with it, either. He lied about the contents of the device. He nearly convinced me that I was saving the city by stealing it.

Daniel Sousa:
Is that why you kept it Because he lied?

Peggy Carter:
Maybe at first, or perhaps I didn't trust our greatest capitalist with such a prize. But I couldn't bring it here, either. And for that, I don't have an answer. I suppose I just wanted a second chance at keeping him safe.

Jack Thompson:
If she's right about the girl in her building, you run into her, do yourself a favor Start shooting to kill.

Daniel Sousa:
I can handle myself.

Jack Thompson:
Sousa, I don't doubt that, but after seeing that kid tear through us in Russia I'd hate to tangle with one that's all grown-up.

Edwin Jarvis:
Please help! We're taken hostage in here!

Peggy Carter:
No one's coming.

Edwin Jarvis:
I know you may be universally despised in this establishment, but they barely know me. [shouts] Please help!

Peggy Carter:
[Cuffed to the table in the interrogation room] Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?

Edwin Jarvis:
I would feel splendid about it.

Peggy Carter:
All right. we pick it up, and then on the count of three...

Edwin Jarvis:
Battering ram. Ready?

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
[They lift] 1... 2...

Edwin Jarvis:
Wait! What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?

Peggy Carter:
Then they may get hurt. There'll be a spray of glass.

Edwin Jarvis:
I see.

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
[They lift again] 1... 2.

Edwin Jarvis:
Wait! What if these hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?

Peggy Carter:
Then we may get hurt. There will be a spray of bullets.

Edwin Jarvis:
I see.

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
1... 2... 3 [They break the glass]

Edwin Jarvis:
No people. Everybody wins.

Peggy Carter:
I've just thought of something.

Edwin Jarvis:
We're still attached to a table.

Peggy Carter:
We are still attached to a table.

Peggy Carter:
Have you ever been hanged, Mr. Jarvis?

Edwin Jarvis:
I can't say that I have, no.

Peggy Carter:
It is quite unpleasant.

Roger Dooley:
[Dooley has a bomb strapped to him that's about to go off] Tell... Tell my wife... Tell her I'm sorry I missed dinner. [Turns to Carter] And you? Promise me you'll get the son of a b*tch who did this. Say it!

Peggy Carter:
We'll catch them.

Roger Dooley:
Attagirl.

Edwin Jarvis:
I trust you've operated a tranquilizer rifle before.

Peggy Carter:
I can't say that I have. Why on earth have you?

Edwin Jarvis:
On occasion, wrangling Mr. Stark's animal preserve requires a ruthless hand.

Peggy Carter:
Not the flamingo.

Edwin Jarvis:
The koala. Its adorable appearance belies a vile temperament.

Daniel Sousa:
[Peggy is interrogating a suspect about the Arena Club] What did you stick him with?

Peggy Carter:
Howard wanted to create a cure for the common cold. He came up with a compound that brings on intense symptoms in minutes.

Daniel Sousa:
You gave him a cold?

Peggy Carter:
An intense cold.

Rufus:
[in pain, off screen] Hey!

Peggy Carter:
[nonchalantly] Cup of tea?

Peggy Carter:
Mr Jarvis, does Howard have a hearse?

Edwin Jarvis:
No, but he does have a Woodie.

Whitney Frost:
I need an atomic bomb.

Peggy Carter:
[Realizing that Hugh Jones likely has the key on him after he collapses in her arms when she applies the memory inhibitor on him] Oh crumbs, he's wearing it.

Hugh Jones:
[Coming to after Agent Carter lays him on the floor and searches him] What's your name darling? [She zaps him again knocking him out]

Hugh Jones:
[Coming to after a few seconds] I heard a rumour about red-headed women- [he gets zapped again and is knocked out]

Hugh Jones:
[Agent Carter continues searching him, and he comes to again] Did the boys from Sales send you? [he gets zapped and knocked out once more]

Peggy Carter:
[Takes a deep breath and says, talking to herself] You are saving the world. You are saving the world. You are saving the world. [as she unbuckles Hugh Jones' belt to continue searching. She finds the key then zaps him one more time and leaves]

Dr. Samberly:
[Sniffing the slice of pie that Agent Sousa brought him] What's the catch?

Peggy Carter:
No catch, Dr. Samberly, just pie. We thought you'd enjoy a slice.

Daniel Sousa:
...And maybe Agent Carter could borrow that thing you're working on.

Dr. Samberly:
I knew there were strings attached

Dr. Samberly:
There is a slight risk of brain damage. [disclaiming the side effects of the memory inhibitor]

Peggy Carter:
You arrogant plonker. [When Hugh Jones leaves the room]

Howard Stark:
[Howard asked Peggy to steal one of his inventions from the SSR lab] You get it?

Peggy Carter:
What's in the vial?

Howard Stark:
What vial?

Peggy Carter:
*What* is in the vial?

Howard Stark:
You opened it. You know how, uh, dangerous that could be

Peggy Carter:
What's in the vial, Howard?

Howard Stark:
Okay, you're angry.

Peggy Carter:
I'm not angry. I'm just curious. What's in the vial?

Howard Stark:
You know. We both know.

Peggy Carter:
I don't. Tell me.

Howard Stark:
Steve Rogers' blood. [Peggy slugs Howard]

Angie Martinelli:
These rolls keep for three days. Four if it's cold and you put them out on the windowsill.

Peggy Carter:
Oh, glad to hear it. I don't often steal food.

Angie Martinelli:
Are you kidding? Carol once fit a whole chicken down her sweater.

Carol:
My mom knit a special chicken pocket.

Vera:
Gloria's got a compartment in her pocketbook that can fit a cup of gravy.

Dottie Underwood:
[Checks] Well, would you look at that?... Could you make me one of those that holds pickles?

Howard Stark:
All of my inventions are in your lab.

Peggy Carter:
Then why is your mustache so sad?

Peggy Carter:
Get in.

Howard Stark:
What? I hate small spaces. What if the chain snaps and I fall to my death?

Peggy Carter:
Don't worry. I'll never reveal that Howard Stark's dead body is lying rotting in the bottom of a dumbwaiter shaft.

Howard Stark:
You don't have to get changed with the door closed. I thought we were friends.

Howard Stark:
What the hell do you think of me?

Peggy Carter:
I think you're a man out for his own gain no matter who you're charging. You are constantly finding holes to slither your way into in the hope of finding loose change, only to cry when you're bitten by another snake. You're a man who says "I love you" whilst looking over a woman's shoulder into the mirror. Steve Rogers dedicated his mind, his body, his life to the SSR and to this country, not to your bank account. I made the same pledge, but I'm not as good as Steve was. I forgot my pledge running around for you like a corporate spy. So thank you, Howard, for reminding me who Steve was and what I aspire to be. For all I know, you did steal your inventions.

Edwin Jarvis:
Mr. Stark respects you, Miss Carter. As do I. Is there anyone else alive who holds you in such high esteem?

Peggy Carter:
I can trust the actions of men who don't respect me more than those who do. At least when they ask for something, they mean it.

Howard Stark:
I grew up on the lower East Side. My father sold fruit. My mother sewed shirtwaists for a factory. Let me tell you, you don't get to climb the American ladder without picking up some bad habits on the way. There's a ceiling for certain types of people based on how much money your parents have, your social class, your religion, your sex. And the only way to break through that ceiling sometimes is to lie, so that's my natural instinct to lie. I shouldn't have lied to you. For that, trust me, I am truly sorry.

Edwin Jarvis:
$50,000 American That was our understanding.

Large Smuggler:
$50,000 was for the delivery. The extra $100,000's for us to keep our traps shut. And I got three guys outside that agree with me.

Edwin Jarvis:
[Stuttering] Now, I-I-I'm sorry, but I-I-I can't agree to such... Pardon my language... Extortion.

Large Smuggler:
It's not "extrorshing", This is a shakedown! You could hand me the money, or he could hand me the money.

Edwin Jarvis:
Very well. I have a further $50,000 in here. It's all I have. Take it or leave it.

Large Smuggler:
[to his henchman] Count it.

Edwin Jarvis:
Sorry, you're counting the ransom in front of me?

Large Smuggler:
Our boss is a very precise man.

Edwin Jarvis:
Your manners never cease to disappoint.

Howard Stark:
[Cheerily talking to Peggy and Jarvis] So, how are you two getting along? Peggy tried Anna's goulash? Peggy, Jarvis know you can do 107 one-armed pushups?

Peggy Carter:
Howard, you came back to New York City risking notice from every American intelligence agency.

Howard Stark:
Hmm. [Shrugs]

Peggy Carter:
WHY?

Howard Stark:
Let's get back to my place. We'll have some Sherry. I'll explain everything.

Peggy Carter:
[Sees something out the window] Stop the car.

Edwin Jarvis:
The residence is only a block away. What's the matter?

Peggy Carter:
See that man waiting for the bus? That's Agent Yauch. You see that Sedan parked by the fire hydrant? That is Agent Henry. Make a left. [They turn]

Howard Stark:
[sighs] That was my least-known property. A dummy corporation holds the lease.

Edwin Jarvis:
And another dummy corporation owns that company.

Howard Stark:
The only people who know about that penthouse besides me and Jarvis are Lana Turner, Jane Russell...

Peggy Carter:
[Cuts him off] Russell You do realize that my work colleague Ray Krzeminski was killed while you were out gallivanting?

Howard Stark:
I was not *gallivanting*.

Peggy Carter:
The SSR blames you, and they're out for blood. We must assume they're about to uncover all of your residences, your bank accounts, your corporations. So perhaps turning up unexpectedly was not your best plan.

Howard Stark:
So, where can I hide?

Peggy Carter:
[Thinks for a moment] God, help me. Take a right up ahead.

Howard Stark:
[They stop in front of Peggy's home] Ah. The Griffith. How's Miriam?

Miriam Fry:
Miss Carter, of all the women in this establishment, you are the one for whom I am the most worried.

Peggy Carter:
Oh, what a dismaying sentiment.

Miriam Fry:
Well, the hours you keep seem less that of a woman gainfully employed as a telephone operator and more that of one who frequents taxi dance halls.

Peggy Carter:
Uh, I was just doing my laundry.

Miriam Fry:
Do you know how many intruders I have caught inside that very dumbwaiter, attempting to soil the honor of some young lady?

Peggy Carter:
I am certain that many a woman owes her virtue to your watchful eye.

Jack Thompson:
Gather 'round. Come on. Okay, who here knows what Ray Krzeminski's middle name was?

Daniel Sousa:
Walter.

Jack Thompson:
That's right. Walter. Ray Walter Krzeminski. And who knows what the most important part of Agent Ray Walter Krzeminski's name was? Hmm?

Agent Yauch:
[Nervous] W-Walter?

Jack Thompson:
No. *Agent*. Just like all of us. Now, Chief Dooley's gone to break a lead in the Stark case. And while he's gone, I'm in charge. And while I'm in charge, none of you will be resting. So pick up your phones, make kissy noises to your wives, 'cause we're not going home until we start cracking heads. And if you get tired, remember how important your names are *Agents*.

Peggy Carter:
How goes the research on the Stark inventions?

Alex Doobin:
Ah. [See two lab techs trying to put out a fire] It's been a bit of a challenge. [Holds up a device] Do you see this switch? Every time that I push this switch, I get a shock that runs right up my arm and into my skull. But do you see any other switch?

Peggy Carter:
I do not.

Alex Doobin:
Do you remember that, uh, I used to wear glasses?

Peggy Carter:
Of course.

Alex Doobin:
It melted the glasses right off of my face. Now, is that the intended purpose, I don't know. But Howard Stark is either an ignoramus or a genius.

Peggy Carter:
Most likely both.

Peggy Carter:
[Developing film] She seems... uninhibited.

Howard Stark:
The first 10 or so might not be suitable for your eyes.

Daniel Sousa:
[In the interrogation room] So, I walk into this diner. This isn't a joke. I walk into this diner, and everybody starts clapping. And I look around at first, confused, and then I realize, oh, they're clapping for me, in my dress uniform, 'cause I served and came back alive, like you.

Frank:
You and me ain't nothing alike.

Daniel Sousa:
So, I pretended to curtsy. Played it off as a joke, and then I'm working on my meal. I look up. I see another G.I. walk in. So, I put down my fork, put down my knife, get ready to clap. And nobody else does a thing. Silence. That's when I realized they weren't clapping for me. They were clapping for this [Points to his leg] and this [holds up his crutch] . Clapping because I make them feel guilty, and they want to feel good. You think because I'm wearing a suit and I got a clean shave, we're different? We're not. We're both people nobody cares about.

Frank:
[sighs] No one clapped when I came home. One guy was sleeping with my wife. Another took my job at the mill. We all got sad stories. I still don't talk to cops, even pathetic ones. [Sousa sighs, and leaves the room]

Jack Thompson:
I'd clap, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

Jack Thompson:
Something you learn in war: Not every battle you win is a notch on your belt.

Daniel Sousa:
The way I hear you fought, I'm surprised there's any belt left to notch.

Jack Thompson:
Just doing what needed to be done.

Daniel Sousa:
Didn't we all?

Dottie Underwood:
Well, hey, mister, are you lost?

Otto Mink:
Young woman, return to your room.

Dottie Underwood:
Are are you looking for Peggy?

Otto Mink:
[Pulls out a gun] Return to your room, please.

Dottie Underwood:
Is that pistol an automatic? [Mink is confused] I want that. [Dottie attacks him]

Roger Dooley:
Cyanide. You get a painless death, and nobody gets the satisfaction of watching you hang. Now, tell me what happened in the battle of Finow.

Colonel Ernst Mueller:
There was no battle of Finow.

Roger Dooley:
Because you Nazis ambushed the Russians at night.

Colonel Ernst Mueller:
No German fought any Russian at Finow. What we found can only be described as a massacre. Bodies piled high and ripped apart. Whoever attacked them was long gone.

Jack Thompson:
Not everybody came back from the war wanting a hug.

Otto Mink:
I said $150,000.

Large Smuggler:
Mr. Mink, we were hoodwinked. Jarvis he didn't come by himself. He brought a girl. [Mink looks at him] A-and five guys!

Peggy Carter:
[Peggy is looking for Stark] Howard! [Hears giggling behind a door, knocks]

Lorraine:
Yes? You just woke me.

Howard Stark:
[Pops up behind her] Not to worry. This is my cousin Peggy. Peggy, Lorraine.

Lorraine:
Don't you think your cousin looks just like Howard Stark?

Peggy Carter:
My cousin is a lot shorter.

Howard Stark:
And much better-looking!

Jack Thompson:
[singing drunkenly] Lift the chorus, speed it onward, loud her praises tell, hail to three our Alma Mater! Hail, all hail, Cornell!

Peggy Carter:
If you want to get to know New York - if you want to get know any place, you have to start with the people first.

Dottie Underwood:
I talk to people.

Peggy Carter:
Real people with real jobs. Not the, uh, phony, superficial ones that pervade the city. Uh, you should start with Brooklyn first.

Dottie Underwood:
But I-I'd rather see the Statue of Liberty.

Peggy Carter:
Oh, she'll still be there. But what she represents, the spirit of Lady Liberty, is found in its people.

Dottie Underwood:
Wow. You sounded like Captain America just now.

Peggy Carter:
That's not a bad thing.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
What would Cap say if I left his best girl behind?

Peggy Carter:
He'd say "Do as Peggy says".

Peggy Carter:
Howard didn't want my help to prove his innocence. He wanted a new toy to manipulate.

Edwin Jarvis:
Miss Carter, you must know that Mr. Stark has the greatest admiration...

Peggy Carter:
Only for himself.

Edwin Jarvis:
He can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant.

Peggy Carter:
You flatter him.

Edwin Jarvis:
...But he is a good man

Dum-Dum Dugan:
The Germans are geniuses when it comes to beer. But, no one knows bourbon like the US of A.

Agent Martinez:
[In awe] You guys are the Howling Commandos.

Happy Sam Sawyer:
I hate that name.

Junior Juniper:
I came up with that name.

Happy Sam Sawyer:
That you did.

Peggy Carter:
Does anyone else feel a chill going up their knickers?

Junior Juniper:
I would if I wore knickers.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
[after breaking through a wall to help Carter and the rest] Wahoo!

Peggy Carter:
Stop wahooing and help!

Pinky Pinkerton:
Look at this mess. We were gone five minutes!

Dr. Ivchenko:
[after Carter jumps into the back of their escaping truck and falls to the floor] Not bad. For a girl.

Peggy Carter:
[Smiling] I hate you all.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
You sure you wanna get on that plane? Commandos could always use another good fighter. We just need to come up with a nickname for you.

Peggy Carter:
Tempting, but I think it's time I put my days on the front lines behind me. Someone needs to mind the wheel back in the States. And I suppose someone needs to convince the SSR of Howard's innocence, wanker or not. I'll miss you.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
[They hug] Miss you, too, Peg. [He suddenly steps back as a thought occurs] Wait a second. Miss you. [Turns to his team] Miss Union Jack! Whaddya think, fellas? [Turns back to Carter with a big smile] Huh?

Peggy Carter:
Never speak again.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
[His smile drops away] Okay.

Peggy Carter:
You all right?

Jack Thompson:
Yeah. You saved a lot of necks back there. You saved mine.

Peggy Carter:
Not bad for a code breaker.

Jack Thompson:
Pretty bad for the Navy Cross winner.

Peggy Carter:
Everybody freezes sometimes. You recovered. That's the most important thing.

Jack Thompson:
They were carrying a white flag. The soldiers that came into my camp in Okinawa. The ones I killed. They were coming to surrender. I just didn't realize it until it was too late. I buried the flag before anyone else saw it. Everybody thinks that I'm this guy that I never was. And every day, it gets harder and harder to live with. [pauses] I've been trying to tell that story since I came home from war.

Peggy Carter:
You just did. [Thompson looks at her, seemingly vulnerable and grateful at the same time, realizing she is right]

Dottie Underwood:
What does "ennui" mean?

Peggy Carter:
Uh, it's like melancholy, um, sadness born out of tedium or boredom.

Dottie Underwood:
Huh.

Peggy Carter:
Why do you ask?

Dottie Underwood:
When I knocked on Angie's door this morning, she said she was "too consumed by ennui" to come to work today.

Peggy Carter:
Oh, and to think, her acting teacher said she wasn't dramatic enough.

Edwin Jarvis:
These men you call your colleagues They don't respect you. They don't even see you. Do you honestly expect they'll change their minds?

Peggy Carter:
I expect I will make them.

Peggy Carter:
This is the only changing room in the SSR. I need to change.

Jack Thompson:
Try the ladies' room.

Peggy Carter:
The ladies' room is downstairs in the lobby of the ad agency. I'd match rather suffer the musk of a men's locker room than have to change into tactical gear in a public restroom.

[She enters teh change room]

Jack Thompson:
Pull up your skirts, boys.

Agent Mike Li:
Whoa! Geez, Carter, give a guy some warning!

Peggy Carter:
Oh, such fuss. Do none of you have sisters?

Agent Rick Ramirez:
They don't look like you.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
All right, so, tell me, what's the story with Stark and these Leviathan jerks?

Peggy Carter:
The SSR is convinced that Howard is trying to sell technology to enemies of the United States. They think Leviathan is a potential buyer.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
And you disagree?

Peggy Carter:
Howard isn't selling weapons to adversaries of the United States Not to Leviathan, not to anybody. He may be an utter wanker, but he is one of us.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
So you think the whole deal is a trap. It's always a damn trap.

Peggy Carter:
That's why we bring the guns.

Peggy Carter:
You see any abominable snowmen like the one in Tibet?

Junior Juniper:
I I never said, "a-abominable snowman".

Pinky Pinkerton:
In fairness, he did specify "yeti"

Junior Juniper:
Yeah.

Dum-Dum Dugan:
Sorry, it was a little hard to make out words in between all the sobbing. [They all laugh]

Junior Juniper:
Shut up. It was scary.

Jack Thompson:
So, what is the difference between a yeti and an abominable snowman?

Junior Juniper:
One's real and one isn't.

Agent Mike Li:
Little-kid beds?

Peggy Carter:
It's a boarding school.

Agent Mike Li:
Why are there shackles on the beds?

Junior Juniper:
It's Russia, man.

Dr. Ivchenko:
You are not Leviathan. Who are you?

Peggy Carter:
We're the good guys.

Peggy Carter:
Why is Leviathan holding you prisoner?

Dr. Ivchenko:
The acquired some schemata in the black market A weapon they don't know how to build. They want us to build it for them.

Peggy Carter:
So you're engineers?

Dr. Ivchenko:
He is the engineer. [Jesters to the other prisoner] I serve as Nikola's terapevt - psychiatrist.

Jack Thompson:
So the Reds locked up a head doctor and a mad scientist to build a bomb. Sure, why not?

Dr. Ivchenko:
He is not mad! He is burdened. Look, he sees things in dimensions that we can only imagine. You look at a field of grass, you see pretty picture. He sees biology, phytochemistry. Keeping his gifts from overwhelming him... This requires discipline, stability. Since Leviathan took his family, stability does not come easy. I provide the discipline he needs.

Peggy Carter:
Love the hat.

Jack Thompson:
We caught a high-profile case that needs eyeballs with experience.

Peggy Carter:
Well, give it it someone else. No one knows Dottie like I do. We used to live next door to each other.

Jack Thompson:
Yeah, and you had no idea she was a spy.

Peggy Carter:
I understand Howard came out west for a defense contract.

Edwin Jarvis:
He did.

Peggy Carter:
And you did say you came out here to arrange his estate.

Edwin Jarvis:
I think I see where this is heading.

Peggy Carter:
What I don't understand...

Edwin Jarvis:
You're puzzled, perhaps.

Peggy Carter:
Uh, puzzled, yes, that's the word.

Edwin Jarvis:
It's the flamingo, isn't it?

[in the back seat of Jarvis' car, a pink flamingo is in a box]

Peggy Carter:
It is indeed the flamingo.

Edwin Jarvis:
Regrettably, you are not the only house guest to whom Mr. Stark has extended an invitation. Meet the newest member of the Stark mansion menagerie. Bernard.

Edwin Jarvis:
Ready for another adventure, Miss Carter?

Peggy Carter:
That is Calvin Chadwick.

Edwin Jarvis:
Oh, and his wife, Whitney Frost.

Peggy Carter:
Who?

Edwin Jarvis:
Whitney Frost, star of "The 'F' Stands for Freedom".

Peggy Carter:
She doesn't look familiar.

Edwin Jarvis:
Well, surely you've seen "Tales of Suspense".

Peggy Carter:
I'm not one for the cinema.

Edwin Jarvis:
What do you do for relaxation? Assemble rifles?

Jack Thompson:
It's funny. A lot of stuff gets stolen from Howard Stark - cars, bombs, death rays.

Edwin Jarvis:
Actually, the death ray's accounted for. It's in Nevada, I believe.

Edwin Jarvis:
Mr. Stark believed that the intruder had some advanced technological assistance.

Peggy Carter:
Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance.

Edwin Jarvis:
Mr. Stark deemed me worthy of his trust. I would hope that would suffice.

Peggy Carter:
Mr. Stark would trust a shark not to bite him if it was wearing a short enough skirt. That's not entirely relevant.

Ray Krzeminski:
Got cash. Passports. Got a British passport for Alfred Lean. An American passport for an Orson Hawkes. And an Italian passaporta for Federico Rosselini.

Roger Dooley:
Got a film buff on our hands.

Roger Dooley:
[Referring to the typing machine] I think it's some kind of long range transmitter.

Jack Thompson:
How long? Moscow long?

Roger Dooley:
Run his picture by your embassy friend.

Jack Thompson:
I'm on it.

Ray Krzeminski:
Hey. Passport guy's mine!

Roger Dooley:
You got any friends in Moscow?

Jack Thompson:
Or anywhere else?

Roger Dooley:
Don't be that guy.

Edwin Jarvis:
In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing.

Edwin Jarvis:
[Before getting into a police car] Well, this will be novel. I haven't been in the *back* of a car in years.

Peggy Carter:
If we're going to be working together, risking our lives together, then I must be able to trust you.

Edwin Jarvis:
On my honor, you can.

Ray Krzeminski:
I don't envy you, buddy. My pal, Jack, he's got a... special gift for interrogations. He's real convincing. Gets guys to spill their guts. That's not an expression. We gotta use a mop.

Edwin Jarvis:
In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing.

Peggy Carter:
I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence.

Edwin Jarvis:
That's a fair point.

Edwin Jarvis:
I don't think I can tell you anything that isn't already in the missing-car report I filed.

Jack Thompson:
That report might take us a while to dig up. You see, the NYPD aren't as efficient as the SSR at record-keeping, which is saying something, because our files are a wreck.

Daniel Sousa:
[On the other side of the glass] That hurts. My filing's impeccable.

Angie Martinelli:
I was I An 8-hour shift, and I got a whole 50 cents in tips. The war's over. I thought we were all spending money again.

Jerome Zandow:
I'm not afraid to kill a woman.

Peggy Carter:
Would it make a difference if I told you I won't make it easy?

Roger Dooley:
Whatever happened last night, don't any of you forget Krzeminski would still be with us today if it wasn't for Howard Stark, whether he pulled the trigger or not. We're only neck-deep in this mess because of him. I want action plans on my desk in one hour. Stay vigilant. I'm not losing any more of you. Now I got to go call Krzeminski's wife.

Jack Thompson:
...I'll call his girlfriend.

Howard Stark:
[clipping his nose hair] How's that look?

Edwin Jarvis:
Like a nest of spiders with very short legs.

Howard Stark:
That's good enough. Hey, Peg, you got any powder? I want to cut down the shine.

Peggy Carter:
I don't need a congressional honor. I don't need Agent Thompson's approval or the president's. I know my value. Anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter.

[last lines]

Dr. Arnim Zola:
[to Dr Faustus] Don't despair, friend. The food here is actually quite good. A minor consolation, I know. You had a vision, and it didn't come to pass. What is the point of anything now? But given time, and a bit of quiet, new visions will arise. I am familiar with your work on matters of the mind, Herr Doktor. It would give me great pleasure to hear your thoughts on this. Perhaps, there is another way for us to collaborate...

[holds up a pen and paper]

Dr. Arnim Zola:
I know things seem bleak. But you are, in fact, a fortunate man. You're in prison, yes, but it is an American prison. And America is the land of oppurtunity.

Dr. Ivchenko:
The great Howard Stark! I have heard much of your genius. It is a shame that you put your gifts towards creating such horrible weapons.

Howard Stark:
Midnight oil was not supposed to be a weapon, Dr. Fennhoff. Should never have been used.

Dr. Ivchenko:
And yet, it only exists because of you. Do you know what your creation does?

Howard Stark:
I saw it afterwards.

Dr. Ivchenko:
And I saw it while it happened. I was only spared because I had a gas mask to protect myself. My comrades were not so lucky. My brother wasn't so lucky. When I found him, he had no eyes. Pieces of his flesh had been bitten off. Can you imagine this?

Howard Stark:
I am sorry. You have no idea how sorry I am.

Dr. Ivchenko:
Since that day, I have thought of you often. In fact, you have been my singular focus.

Howard Stark:
Look, if you're gonna kill me, go ahead. I probably deserve it. But leave innocent people out of it.

Dr. Ivchenko:
I have no intention of killing you, Mr. Stark. I am going to make you suffer.

Howard Stark:
Please. Please don't do this!

Dr. Ivchenko:
You feel guilt? Remorse?

Howard Stark:
Yes, of course I do.

Dr. Ivchenko:
I imagine you have done many things in your life that you regret. Hmm. A man such as yourself cannot allow kindness and empathy to cloud his vision.

Howard Stark:
I am not a bad person!

Dr. Ivchenko:
Yes. Yes, you are. It is the only way to achieve such remarkable success. Others have paid the price. You have paid the price, as well. Your guilt eats you, destroys you from the inside out.

Dr. Ivchenko:
This really is an amazing city.

Dottie Underwood:
It's like any other.

Dr. Ivchenko:
No, no, my dear! This is a testimony to American strength and ingenuity. It is a beacon for all the world to envy.

Dottie Underwood:
And won't it be fun to tear it all down?

Peggy Carter:
Do you remember anything that happened inside the movie theater?

Daniel Sousa:
There was, uh, some kind of gas.

Peggy Carter:
You found the canister, and you attacked agent Thompson.

Daniel Sousa:
[sighs] I wanted to kill him. I wanted to kill everybody. [Memories start to come back to him] Oh, God, Peggy. I-I hit you. I-I'm so sorry.

Peggy Carter:
You weren't yourself. How are you now?

Daniel Sousa:
I still want to kill Thompson, but no more than usual.

Daniel Sousa:
How the hell did you get in here?

Howard Stark:
You know who designed the SSR security system?

Daniel Sousa:
Yeah, the same outfit that sures the White House!

Howard Stark:
Exactly. They stink. You should have hired me.

Detective Prendergast:
You're the SSR folks?

Jack Thompson:
What the hell happened here, detective?

Detective Prendergast:
Hell if I know I got 47 dead, heads bashed in, eyes gouged out; not a single survivor.

Peggy Carter:
Good lord.

Detective Prendergast:
It's like some kind of monster got in. Never seen anything like it.

Daniel Sousa:
All this happened inside the theater?

Detective Prendergast:
This way. [leads on]

Peggy Carter:
[looks at the bodies] No monster killed these people. They killed each other.

Jack Thompson:
[Doing a Press Conference] After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that Howard Stark is innocent of the theft and sale of weapons to foreign enemies. All charges against Mr. Stark have been dropped. We owe Mr. Stark a tremendous debt of gratitude, and his assistance in our current investigation is invaluable.

Howard Stark:
[Whispers beside him] Hero. "He is a Hero".

Jack Thompson:
[Gives a pained look and continues] He is... a hero. He is a hero for all Americans.

Jack Thompson:
Mr. Stark will be working in concert with the SSR to bring those responsible for this crime to justice.

Howard Stark:
[Whispers again] "Humbled by his genius". No. No. *Brilliance*. "Humbled by his brilliance".

Jack Thompson:
[Gives another pained look] We are humbled. [Can't bring himself to say the rest] Here's Howard Stark

Howard Stark:
I know I should be afraid for my life, but there's just something about you that puts me at ease. Must be those eyes.

Dottie Underwood:
You don't remember me, do you?

Howard Stark:
Should I?

Dottie Underwood:
You and I spent a nice weekend together not too long ago.

Howard Stark:
[Stark thinks] Is it Alice? [Dottie punches him]