Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties is a 2006 British-American family comedy film directed by Tim Hill and written by Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow. It is the sequel to the 2004 film Garfield: The Movie. The film stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly, Ian Abercrombie, Roger Rees, Lucy Davis, Oliver Muirhead, Bill Murray, Tim Curry, Bob Hoskins, Rhys Ifans, Vinnie Jones, Joe Pasquale, Richard E. Grant, Jane Leeves and Roscoe Lee Browne. This film was produced by Davis Entertainment Company for 20th Century Fox, and was released in United States on June 16, 2006. A video game, Garfield 2, was developed by The Game Factory. The film earned $141.7 million.

Director(s): geron chavis
Year:
2006
3,165 Views

Winston:
Oyez, oyez. Prince XII has returned.

[ducks trumpet]

Garfield:
Thank you windbag, for that flobbering introduction. Hello, everybody!

[animals look in astonishment]

Garfield:
Hey, listen up...

[flicks Winston's nose]

Garfield:
is this an audience or a landscape? Okay, great to be back here at the palace. I look out, I see a sea of... of dumb barnyard animals. I'm here in your country to break up a romance between the guy who owns the house I live in and a girl who's way out of his league. I know that whatever it is that you have, there's some sort of affliction that produces this glazed look behind your eyes. I hope you defeat it. Wish I could take everybody home with me. Thank you.

[walks away]

Garfield:
I killed.

Winston:
Very funny, sire. Well done.

Nigel:
I didn't realize it was amateur hour.

Eenie:
What's up with Prince?

Christophe:
Oh, he's on the catnip again.

I, Claudius:
Hold on, chaps! Have I got news for you!

McBunny:
What's the word, Claudius?

I, Claudius:
Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard and feed us to the tourists!

Nigel:
Let him try. He'll have to deal with these fists of fury first, wouldn't he?

[animals complain]

Winston:
Calm yourselves, everyone. We're alright as long as Prince is alive.

McBunny:
Well, obviously, that feline is not Prince, you idiots!

Preston:
He's not even a cat formerly known as Prince.

[animals argue]

Winston:
Wait, he doesn't have to be Prince. He just has to look like him. If he fooled me, he'll fool them.

McBunny:
But what's to stop Dargis from getting rid of this cat too?

Winston:
McBunny's right. We must protect this cat at all costs. Our fates rely on it.


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