Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is a 2022 computer-animated adventure film, produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is a sequel to Puss in Boots (2011) and a sixth installment of the Shrek franchise. The film's plot follows Puss in Boots as he sets to find the mystical Last Wish and restore the eight of his nine lives that he lost while escaping new enemies who plan to hunt him down, with the help of his friends.

Year:
2022
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Say hola to his little friends.
A new story from the fairy tales of Shrek.
The adventure of nine lifetimes.

[At the doctor's office, after getting examined by the local doctor.]

Doctor:
Puss in Boots... how do I say this? You died. [blows out a candle]

Puss:
[devastated] Doctor... Please... [jovial] Relax! I am Puss in Boots! I laugh at death! [laughs] You see? And anyway, I am a cat. I have nine lives.

Doctor:
And how many times have you died already?

Puss:
Uh... I don't know. I never counted. I am not really a math guy, you know.

Doctor:
Gato.

Puss:
Take it easy, Doctor. Let's see, uh... There was the running of the bulls in Pamplona.

[Scene flashes how Puss lost his lives, starting in Pamplona where he is participating in the Running of the Bulls, only to stop to talk to a woman in the crowd.]

Puss:
Hola, señorita. Do you like gazpacho? [gets hit by a bull]

[Scene cuts to a "death" card with an illustration of Puss's hat with the number "1", indicating Puss had just lost his first life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's second life, in which he is playing poker and had cheated to win.]

Puss:
[laughing] I guess it's not your night, huh, fellas? [The scene zooms out to reveal that the other players are dogs who realised that Puss cheated and they attacked him]

[Scene then cuts to a second "death" card with an illustration of Puss's "winning" cards with bites marks and the number "2", indicating Puss had lost his second life, accompanied by the sounds of thumping and Puss yowling]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's third life, in which he is participating in the Oktoberfest celebration.]

Puss:
[slurring] I am telling you; a cat always lands on their feet. Watch. [scene zooms out to reveal that Puss is on the roof of a tall tower which he steps off]

[Scene then cuts to a third "death" card with an illustration of Puss's broken glass and the number "3", indicating Puss had lost his third life].

[Next scene flashes to Puss's fourth life, in which he is at the gym.]

Puss:
No. Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter. Watch. [Puss attempts to lift a set of bench weights, only for the weights to fall onto him, crushing him.]

[Scene then cuts to a fourth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's boots sticking out from under the weights and the number "4", indicating Puss had lost his fourth life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's fifth life, in which he is in a cannon on a ship.]

Puss:
No need to pull into port, this will revolutionize travel. Watch. [cannon explodes with Puss inside]

[Scene cuts to a fifth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's smoldering hat, coming out of the cannon with the number "5", indicating Puss had lost his fifth life.]

'Next scene flashes to Puss's sixth life, in which he is at a restaurant, having a meal.]

Puss:
Uh, excuse me. Does this have shellfish in it? [Puss's face is shown to have swollen up, revealing having an allergic reaction to shellfish in which his meal has.]

Waitress:
Yes, sir.

Puss:
Meh. [goes back to eating to his meal]

[Scene cuts to the sounds of Puss groaning from anaphylaxis accompanied with a sixth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's meal and the number "6", indicating Puss had lost his sixth life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's seventh life, in which he is at a bakery, attempting to make some gingerbread with Gingy.]

Gingy:
Puss, I think you've set the oven too high.

Puss:
I am the Master of the baking. Watch. [opens the oven door and gets blasted by the flames from the oven, with Gingy jumping clear of the flames]

[Scene cuts to a seventh "death" card with the illustration of the number "7" smoldering, indicating Puss has lost his seventh life.]

Puss:
And then, there was the giant today.

[Scene cuts to an eighth "death" card with an illustration of a giant bell and the number "8", followed by the sound of the bell, indicating Puss has lost his eighth life.]

[Cuts back to the doctor's office.]

Puss:
So what is that. Like, uh, uh, 4?

Doctor:
That makes 8, Puss. You are down to your last life.

[Scene in the carriage after Horner Heist]

[Puss and Kitty each want to take the map for themselves]

Kitty:
[pulls out her sword] Suéltalo! [Translation: Let it go!]

Puss:
[pulls out a stick] You let go!

Kitty:
A stick? [chuckles] What happened to your sword?

Puss:
Got rid of it, you know. Made things too easy. I needed a challenge.

Kitty:
Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there. [Implies Horner Heist]

Puss:
[chuckles] There's no way I'm letting you hold the map!

Kitty:
Well, there's no way I'm letting you hold the map!

Perrito:
I can hold it.

[They look at him sharply and hold sword (and a stick) on him]

Kitty:
Yeah, right. What's your deal, anyway? You run with the Chihuahua Gang?

Perrito:
I don't think so.

Kitty:
I don't believe you! [holds sword on him]

Perrito:
That's okay. As long as you believe in yourself.

Kitty:
Wha--? [Shocked] Is he deranged?!

Puss:
Yep...

Kitty:
What's your name?

Perrito:
Oh, I've been called all kinds of things. Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog. Hey you! You there! Get out! Leave it! Drop it! Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face, Butt Nugget, [Puss and Kitty look to each other with bewilderment] dog for brains. You know that sort of thing. But... I've never had a name that really stuck, you know? That belonged to me.

[Puss and Kitty are shocked]

Puss:
Is he done?

Perrito:
And you are? [Holds out his hand]

Kitty:
Softpaws. [Hits him on the hand] Kitty Softpaws.

Perrito:
Wow. Yeah. Now, that's a good name. There's music in a name like that. Kitty Softpaws

Kitty:
Nice try. Classic con. No one's that dumb! No one's that nice! I don't trust you!

Puss:
Me neither. He cannot be trusted. [trying to take the map unnoticed]

Kitty:
But... [pulls the map towards her and holds her sword on Puss] I trust him more than I trust you!

[Kitty presses a button, elongating the sword. Puss gets scared.]

[They are sailing on a boat on the River of relaxation]

Kitty:
[makes cute eyes and says with echo] Trust me.

Perrito:
Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss, even without the eyes.

Kitty:
Yeah? Big mistake.

Perrito:
What do you mean? You're my friends.

Kitty:
You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.

Perrito:
You have to trust somebody, right?

Kitty:
Not me. Uh-uh. Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed. [looks at Puss] Never again. I am a solo act. I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand. Take it from me. Never trust anyone. [shows him his sweater]

Perrito:
W-Wait. [understands that it's his sweater] That's amazing. [gasps] You're good.

Puss:
Kitty, I've been thinking.

Kitty:
Ugh... Thinking about what?

Puss:
My beautiful beard. It is very distinguished, yes, but it does deprive the world to a good look at, uh, the face. So, if it will make you happy, I could convinced to...

Kitty:
I've gotten used to it.

Puss:
Wait, what?

Kitty:
The beard, keep it.

Puss:
Well, you see, uh... [rolls on the boat and cries in pain] Kitty, please! Get this itchy thing off of me! It's like a fever on my face!

Kitty:
Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots asking for a help?

Puss:
Sí, help. [Tries to cut it with his stick] You were right. The beard is disgusting.

Kitty:
And?

Puss:
And it's like a possum crawled on my face.

Kitty:
And?

Puss:
And died..of shame.

Kitty:
Okay, okay, possum face. I won't make you beg.

Puss:
Ow! [grunts] Hey, slow down. Oh! Go with the grain. You got to go with the grain.

Kitty:
I know what I'm doing.

Puss:
Hey!

Kitty:
I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito? [She made a pigtail out of his beard. Perrito laughs and snorts]

Puss:
What?! What?! What's funny? Nothing should be funny!

Kitty:
Shh. Quieto. [Still]

[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.]

Jack:
What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once?

The Ethical Bug:
You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.

Jack:
[confused] What? No! I mean I love these guys.

[The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.]

Jack:
Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface!

Bug:
[to himself] There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood.

Jack:
[sighs] You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy!

Bug:
Oh, and what's that?

Jack:
All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much?

Bug:
YES!!

Jack:
Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over.

[Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.]

Baker:
Help!

Bug:
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!

Jack:
[nonchalantly] Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles]

Bug:
Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!

Jack:
[mockingly] Ohh, ohh! What took you so long, IDIOT?!

[Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.]

Jack:
[To the remaining baker] You're not chatty, are you?

Baker:
[terrified] Mm-mm.

[After the fight with the crime family and Jack]

Perrito:
Yeah, I don't know what to do with this, but if you think you need those lives…

Puss:
Thank you, Perrito.

Perrito:
You know, I've only ever had one life, but sharing it with you and Kitty has made it pretty special. Maybe one life is enough.

[Death is heard whistling; Puss gasps in reaction.]

Papa Bear:
Huh? What is that?

[whistling continues]

Perrito:
Who's that?

[Death strolls onto the star]

Puss:
He's here for me.

[Death traps Puss in a ring of fire]

Kitty:
Puss!

Death:
I've enjoyed the chase, gato, but I think we've reached the end now, you and I. You gonna take the coward's way out? Run away to more lives? Or are you gonna fight?! [throws his sword] Pick it up. Go on, pick it up. [Puss's life flashes before his eyes] What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?

Puss:
[Raises his head] No. Just one. I'm done running. [Picks up his sword] FEAR ME, IF YOU DARE!

Death:
[chuckles] This is gonna be fun...!

[After fight with Death]

Puss:
[Pushes his sickle with his foot and he slides towards him] Pick it up. [sighs] I know I can never defeat you, Lobo, but I will never stop fighting for this life.

Death:
[growls viciously and turns away, yelling in frustration] ¡¿POR QUÉ DIABLOS FUI A JUGAR CON MI COMIDA!? [WHY THE HELL DID I GO PLAY WITH MY FOOD?!] [groans] You're ruining this for me! I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal. [sighs] But I don't see him anymore. [Puss gasps softly] Live your life, Puss in Boots. Live it well. You know we will meet again, right?

Puss:
Sí. Hasta la muerte. [Yes. Until death.]

[Death whistles as he walks away and the fire disappears. Perrito runs to Puss.]

Kitty:
You know, when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.

Puss:
[holds out the map] The wish is yours. You deserve someone you can trust.

Kitty:
I don't need it. I've got what I wished for. No magic required. [Puss smiles]

[After the explosion of the star]

Kitty:
I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?

Puss:
Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.

Baby Bear:
[crying] You saved my life, Sis. You was gonna make the wish, but you didn't make the wish 'cause you wanted to save your family. [shushing] And I-- I was really scared. And then… [sobbing]

Goldi:
Oi, don't get so blubbery about it. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?

Mama Bear:
I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.

Goldi:
But I did, Mama. I did get my wish. Everything… is just right.

Mama Bear:
Ah. Oh, now you've made me cry. Aw.

Goldi:
Now, what say we all go home and hibernate?

Papa Bear:
Hey, Goldi, you are a chip off the old block, you are.

Goldi:
Well, what can I say? I won the orphan lottery. [looks at Perrito]

Perrito:
[winks] Softpaws, Boots.

Puss:
Goldi.

Kitty:
Bears.

Goldi:
Hey, Baby, you got any ideas for our next job?

Baby Bear:
Oh! Remember that pie factory? I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum.

Mama Bear:
Oh, family business. Oh, how exciting.

Bug:
Now's a good time to talk about ethical business practices.

Baby Bear:
[screams] THERE'S A TALKING COCKROACH ON MY NOSE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Goldi:
Hold still.

Bug:
Oh, no, no, wait just a second. [Goldi grunts]

Baby Bear:
Ow! Hey! Hang on!

Puss:
Hey, Perrito, about that name. Let's pick one out for you.

Kitty:
Yeah. Oh, what about “Chiquito”?

Perrito:
Hmm…

Puss:
Ah. “Chomper.” What do you think, Perrito? “Chomper,” no?

Kitty:
I got it, I got it. How about “Jeff”?

Puss:
Jeff?

Kitty:
Yeah.

Puss:
He doesn't have a Jeff's face.

Perrito:
[chuckling] You know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with “Perrito.” I kind of like it, since that's what my friends call me.

Kitty:
Then “Perrito” it shall be.

Puss:
[chuckles softly] You know, to be honest, “Chomper” is pretty good.

Perrito:
Yeah, but no.

Puss:
Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it. [chuckles]


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