[Homer goes to the plant credit union to get a loan to buy Lisa a pony]
Homer:
Uh, I'd like to borrow $5,000.
Bank Clerk:
Sorry, I can't approve a loan that size myself.
[she walks off; Mr. Burns and Smithers appear]
Mr. Burns:
Hello.
Homer:
Aah!
Mr. Burns:
Simpson, eh? How can I help you?
Homer:
Mr. Burns, you do this personally?
Mr. Burns:
Oh, it's a hobby. I'm not in this for any personal gain, heavens no! By the way, are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer:
Us-ury?
Mr. Burns:
Oh, silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. Now, what is the purpose of this loan?
Homer:
I want to buy a pony.
Mr. Burns:
Isn't that cute! Smithers, he's planning on joining the horsey set!
[lowers voice]
Mr. Burns:
That is it, isn't it? You're not planning to eat it?
Homer:
No, I need to get it for my little girl because she doesn't love me any more...
Smithers:
Shut up, Simpson.
Homer:
Sorry.
Smithers:
Do you have any collateral?
Mr. Burns:
Oh Smithers, let's not be so cold. His spirit is my collateral. Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
Mr. Burns:
[as Homer begins to sign, Burns starts laughing evilly]
Mr. Burns:
Sorry, I was just, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today.
Smithers:
I didn't do anything funny, sir.
Mr. Burns:
[whispering] Shut up!
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