Wise:
I'm all full of shifferuss-ness.
Kid:
Pops?
Wise:
It wasn't me! Are you trying to give me a heart attack, boy?
Kid:
[whispering to Wise's ear] You wanna take Gloria out for an ice cream or something?
Wise:
I don't need no child to tell me how to treat a woman. Shood. Well, I was a lady's man way before I was fighting the war. Oh was, hee hee, you want me to run into ferric. You like that, baby girl?
Kid:
[whispering] Shh! Keep it down!
Wise:
Hm. Back in my time, a man would have to be married with three children before he can see so much snap. Oooooh-woo!
Business:
Kid's like ignoring what child is there.
Kid:
Biz?
Business:
Ladies, please excuse me while I converse with this young ball at the D.
[the girls walks away, but one of them approaches Kid]
Girl:
Aw, ain't you just the cutest thing?
Kid:
Awww!
[to Business]
Kid:
If you were my age, what would you do to get the finest girl in town?
Business:
Your age, my age, Pops' stone age. It's all the same. If you miss an opportunity to impress a girl you love, you will always regret it.
Girls:
Hi, Biz!
Business:
Hello, ladies.
Kid:
So, how can I impress her?
Business:
When like a man with skills and courage, I don't see anybody jumping off that high dive.
[Kid looks at a very tall diving board called a high dive]
Girl:
[standing at the high dive] Hi, Biz.
Kid:
[gulp]
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