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[Donald joins Ann in a commercial shoot]

Ann Marie:
Twinkie is the drinkie for young people on the move.

Donald Hollinger:
If you dig action, you'll love Twinkie... and you'll be in the groove.

[Donny is pursuing Ted up the tower of Fenway Park, trying to grab him]

Donny:
You're mine now, Ted.

Ted:
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

Donny:
I can give you love and rocking horses and dancing.

Ted:
I think we're very far apart on this.

[Dorothy, Sophia, and Blanche discuss Dorothy's lesbian friend,Jean]

Sophia:
Jean thinks she's in love with Rose!

Blanche:
Rose! Jean has the hots for Rose? I don't believe this, I don't believe this!

Dorothy:
We were surprised, too.

Blanche:
Well, I'll bet. To think Jean would prefer Rose over ME, that ridiculous!

[Doug mumbles something while looking into the drinks box]

Laurie Miller:
I love you too.

Doug Stephens:
[looks up] What did you say?

Laurie Miller:
What did you say?

Doug Stephens:
"All I have is Yoo-hoo."

[Down at the galley]

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
That woman! That... feline! Whom does she think is working for whom?!

Jim Hawkins:
It's my map, and she's got me bussin' tables--

Mr. Arrow:
[sternly interrupting] I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy.

[They see a figure standing in a dark corner with a knife, whistling]

Mr. Arrow:
Mr. Silver!

[Silver turns around to greet the trio, revealing his mechanical arm, leg, ear, and eye]

John Silver:
Why, Mr. Arrow, sir! Bringin' such fine-lookin' distinguished gents to brace me humble galley? Had I known, I'd have tucked in me shirt! [tucks in his apron and chuckles while Jim observes his mechanical body parts.]

Jim Hawkins:
[whispering to himself, remembering Billy Bones's dying warning] A cyborg!

Mr. Arrow:
May I introduce Dr. Doppler, the financier of our voyage.

John Silver:
[uses his cyborg eye to observe Doppler's suit] Love the outfit, doc!

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[Uncomfortably] Uh... thank you. Love the eye! [Trying to divert Silver's attention] This young lad is Jim Hawkins.

John Silver:
Jimbo! [Holds out his arm for Jim to shake it, but there are five sharp tools instead of five fingers. Silver notices and switches it to a hand. Jim glares at the arm and Silver untrusting. Silver simply smiles and prepares a dish.] Ah, now, don't be too put off by this hunk o' hardware. [Switches from hand to small knife-like scissors. Slices up some shellfish into a bowl. Switches from scissors to cleaver to cut up some vegetables, but he does this without looking and almost cuts off his left hand. Has a shocked look and then just smiles again.] Whoa! Heh-heh. [Switches the cyborg arm from cleaver to three clawed mini-arms. Throws three eggs and cracks them into the bowl.] These gears have been tough gettin' used to, but they do come in mighty handy from time to time. [Switches his arm as he throws the bowl on top and fire comes shooting out for a couple seconds. Pours the stew into a pot set on top of an open stove and adds some salt. Takes out a spoon and tries it to see if it's just right. Has an approving smile on his face. Pours some stew into two bowls, one for Delbert and one for Jim.] Here, now. Have a taste of me famous Bonzabeast Stew.

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[sniffing, and then tasting the stew] Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.

John Silver:
Old family recipe. [Doppler sees an eyeball float to the top of the stew and yelps.] In fact, that was part of the old family! [laughs heartily] Ah, I'm just kiddin', doc. [Takes out the eye and swallows it.] I'm nuttin' if I ain't a kidder. [Sees Jim hesitating.] Go on, Jimbo, have a swig.

[Jim looks at the spoon again. Suddenly the top turns into a little pink face stuffed with the stew. The rest of the spoon does the same, revealing the form of smiling, pink blob. Turns into a straw and devours the rest of the stew in a flash.]

John Silver:
Morph! You jiggle-headed blob o' mischief! So that's where you was hidin'!

[Morph peeks over the top of the bowl, chatters, then belches. He floats up and rubs against Jim's cheek.]

Jim Hawkins:
Heh. What is that thing?

Morph:
[imitating Jim] "What is that thing?"

[Jim touches Morph, who then shapeshifts into a miniature version of Jim.]

John Silver:
He's... a Morph. I rescued the little shapeshifter on Proteus One.

[Morph transforms back and floats over the Silver; they cuddle each other.]

John Silver:
Aw, he took a shine to me. We've been together ever since.

[Bell rings up on deck.]

Mr. Arrow:
We're about to get underway. Would you like to observe the launch, Doctor?

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[thrilled] Would I?! Does an active galactic nucleus have superluminal jets?! [awkward silence] I'll follow you.

[Jim starts to follow them out, but is stopped by Arrow.]

Mr. Arrow:
Mr. Hawkins will stay here, in your charge, Mr. Silver.

John Silver:
[spits out the stew, surprised] Beggin' your pardon, sir, but, uh--

Mr. Arrow:
Captain's orders! See to it the new cabin boy's kept busy.

[Both Jim and Silver attempt to protest, giving up simultaneously as Arrow departs.]

John Silver:
So... Cap'n's put you with me, eh? [walks around Jim]

Jim Hawkins:
[flatly] Whatever.

John Silver:
[smiles and starts to prepare another dish.] Ah, who be a humble cyborg to argue with a Cap'n?

Jim Hawkins:
Yeah... [Grabs a purp from a barrel and starts to walk around.] Ya know... These purps, they're kinda like the ones back home... On Montressor. Ya ever been there?

John Silver:
Ah... Can't says I have, Jimbo.

Jim Hawkins:
[taking a bite out of the purp] Come to think of it, just before I left, I met this old guy who was, uh... He was kind of looking for a cyborg buddy of his.

John Silver:
Is that so?

Jim Hawkins:
Yeah. What was that old salamander's name? Oh, yeah. Bones. Billy Bones?

John Silver:
Bones? BONES? ...Eh, 'tain't ringin' any bells. Must've been a different cyborg. There's a slew of cyborgs roamin' this port.

[Dr Secretan comes into Sue's office with a small boy under his arm]

Sue White:
What's this?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
It's a kid. Um, what do they eat?

Sue White:
Is it lost?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
No. I borrowed it from someone because I'm trying to pull and apparently women love it. [pause] Is it doing anything for me?

Sue White:
No.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
[he puts the child down on Sue's desk] Here, you have it. [he leaves]

Sue White:
[looks at the child less than enthusiastic] Er, hello.

toddler:
Hello.

Sue White:
Hello. Umm... do you, do you want one of these? [she pulls a lolly out of a drawer]

toddler:
Yes, please. [holds out a hand towards the lolly]

Sue White:
[pulls the lolly away] Well, you can't have it.

[Dr. Cox looks up towards the ceiling]

Dr. Cox:
Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya? I'm onto you, Big Man.

[Dr. Exner examines Nick because of what Liza informed her about]

Dr. Bethany Exner:
I understand you may be in need of methadone?

Nick Clark:
Well, I would love methadone if I was trying to kick, which I've already done.

Dr. Bethany Exner:
When's the last time you used?

Nick Clark:
Uh, I don't know. When did the world end? Couple of days before that.

Travis Manawa:
What's this?

Dr. Bethany Exner:
Overdue house calls. I'm Dr. Exner.

Travis Manawa:
Oh, Travis. Can't tell you how happy we are to see you.

[Dr. Hubbard has fallen in love with the man-eating roaches]

Dr. Morgan Hubbard:
I so admire their ability to reproduce without the contribution of their male counterpart.

[Dr. Pulaski reluctantly mounts the transporter platform]

Chief Miles O'Brien:
I hope these are the right coordinates...

[she gives him an alarmed look]

Chief Miles O'Brien:
Just kidding, Doctor. I know how much you love the transporter.

Dr. Kate Pulaski:
About as much as I love comical transporter chiefs.

[Dr. Weird is standing next to a lawnmower, gesturing to it]

Dr. Weird:
GENTLEMEN! I... have made LOVE to this MACHINE! And in retrospect... I ask myself WHY!

[Dracula is at the door do Mavis' bedroom]

Shrunken head:
Oh, it's you. Glad you could make it.

Count Dracula:
Is she up yet?

Shrunken head:
Oh, she's up. She's ready to go. And by "go", I mean go. As in, go check the world out. What you gonna do? What you gonna say?

Count "Drac" Dracula:
I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job. [opens the door] Good morning, Mavey-Wavey! Happy Birthday, my little mouse!

Mavis Dracula:
[deadpan] Thank you, Dad. I know it's my birthday.

Dracula:
I have so much fun planned! Whoo-hoo! But first, we go catch some scorpions together, just the 2 of us, yes, Dead-ums?

Mavis:
Dad, please let me speak. There's something we have to talk about.

Drac(ula):
You want to go out into the world. You can.

Mavis:
Aha! I knew you were gonna say that. But, Dad, you gave me your word, you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred. That our trust is the core of our… Wait, what?

Drac:
I said you can go.

Mavis:
You're just playing with me.

Drac:
No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now, you're old enough to make your own choices. You can go.

Mavis:
Holy rabies, holy rabies! [hugs him, then rushes to the closet and packs her suitcase, turns into bat form and starts to fly out the window]

Drac:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Wait a second, sweet fangs. Where are you going?

Mavis:
Oh, well, I'm going to paradise, and this is just some stuff that I thought I would need.

Drac:
Paradise?

Mavis:
[turns back into human form] Yeah, you know. It's the place out there where you and Mom met. Auntie Wanda says you 2 were just like, Zing!

Drac:
I don't know from Zing. Where did you find that card?

Mavis:
In one of your drawers. Why won't you ever tell me about how you (and Mom) met?

Drac:
It's actually Hawaii.

Mavis:
[confused] Ha-what-what?

Drac:
(I'll tell you later.) Look, honey. I know your excited, but everyone has gone to great lengths to come see you on your birthday.

Mavis:
I know. They always do. [turns back into a bat] Aren't I getting a little old for those parties? I love them, but I really want to see new things. Maybe meet somebody my age. [begins to pout]

Drac:
Come on. No, no, don't do that. Don't give me the pouty-bat face. Okay, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery. You could go there and be back in, like 30 minutes or so. It should be plenty for your first time.

Mavis:
[sighs] Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but I guess it's still technically out there. Okay, okay, okay! [flies back in the window and turns back into human form and hugs her dad] Thanks for trusting me.

Drac:
Of course, little one. I gave you my word.

[Dracula is outside Mina's room]

Dracula:
[to the maid] Essie... Essie... Your eyelids are growing heavy. You will sleep... sleep.

[Essie nods off to sleep]

Dracula:
Mina... Mina, open your eyes!

[She does]

Dracula:
Arise, Mina.

[She does]

Dracula:
Walk to the door.

[Mina opens a door, and goes inside]

Dracula:
Mina... you are in the closet. Open the door, and come out.

[She does]

Dracula:
Now walk to the terrace door. Watch out for the foot...

[Mina trips over the footstool]

Dracula:
...Stool. Stand up.

[Essie and Mina both rise]

Dracula:
Not you. Sit!

[Mina sits]

Dracula:
No, not you, you sit.

[Essie sits]

Dracula:
You stand.

[Both stand]

Dracula:
No! Sit!

[Both sit]

Dracula:
No, you stand!

[Both stand]

Dracula:
You walk to the terrace door, and you go back to sleep! Watch out!

[Essie and Mina bump into one another and fall to the floor. Dracula throws his arms up in frustration]

Dracula:
Wait there I am coming, Turn off the lights so no one will see me coming

[Dracula enters the house and exits the house, carrying a body]

Dracula:
[carrying Essie out instead of Mina] You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.

Essie:
Oh I can't wait!

Dracula:
[stares at her in surprise] NOT YOU!

Dracula:
[takes her back inside and throws her on the floor, and carries Mina out, speaking and walking very fast] You will be my bride throughout eternity, we'll share the endless passion of immortal love!

[Dracula picks up Jonathan by the throat]

Dracula:
Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!

[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]

Dracula:
Ow!

[Drinky Crow opens up a hole to their submarine and sees Cognac above Vronchy's ship]

Drinky Crow:
Cognac! The french must be trying to run our fortified wine embargo! That french girl used you to find out the exact location of our blockade!

Uncle Gabby:
Interesting. Eh. The submarine seems to be filling with cognac.

Drinky Crow:
Hmm...a lovely bouquet. Caramel, teak wood, [sniffs] and the distinct notes of turpentine.

Uncle Gabby:
So drink it already! If you don't, we'll die!

Drinky Crow:
I can't! I promised Phoebe I'd quit drinking!

Uncle Gabby:
I-I thought I found love. Plans change.

Drinky Crow:
But quitting was so very hard. I committed brain-icide!

Uncle Gabby:
Drinky Crow. If you don't drink now, we'll drown in booze. I'll never see Pittsburgh!

[dub]

Kyouichi Kanzaki:
There are many books at the library. Each and every one contains a fantastic tale, stories that could never exist in reality... But when you fall in love, reality changes and becomes far more amazing than any story.

[dub]

Kyouichi Kanzaki:
Very few can identify the beginning of love, when people become more than friends but less than lovers. Such an indefinable relationship changes slowly over time... like the changing of the seasons.

[dub]

Ladd Russo:
Now, dear Uncle, there's a certain person that I just love to kill. It doesn't even matter whether they're weak or strong. The people I live to kill, that really get me jazzed... never see it coming. Never. They're in some happy place where they're sure nothing can get them. Dying is the furthest thing from their minds. Maybe they're thinkin' about what they're gonna have for dinner. Just like you were. Right before I walked in.

[due to a ship-wide power drain, life support on the Enterprise is failing]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
Where's Wesley?

Doctor Beverly Crusher:
He's in our quarters. I was tempted to give him a sedative.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
You shouldn't.

Doctor Beverly Crusher:
I know. But he's my son, I love him.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
He has the right to meet death awake.

Doctor Beverly Crusher:
Is that a male perspective?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
Rubbish!

[during a break in jury selection]

Mark Gilliam:
Must have hurt to lose Walters, huh?

Grace Van Owen:
I don't want a prejudice juror any more than you do.

Mark Gilliam:
Yeah, right. You mean your office didn't tell you to stack it with "fag bashers"?

Grace Van Owen:
I am not unsympathetic to your client, and I'm ready to make any moves to his well being.

Mark Gilliam:
Good. Then you'll dismiss the case.

Grace Van Owen:
I can't do that, Mark. Your client took the life of another human being.

Mark Gilliam:
My client performed a merciful act. His only motivation was love.

[during a counseling course]

Locke:
Francine feels a little too much if you ask me. You all do. I mean, seriously...?So-and-so never called me back, my mother stole thirty dollars from me" - I never even knew who my parents *were*. A couple years ago my birth mother found me and she told me - I was 'special'. And through her I met my real father - great news, right? Well, he pretended to love me just long enough to steal my kidney because he had to have a transplant! And then he dropped me back in the world like a piece of trash just like he did on the day I was born.

[shouts]

Locke:
You want your damn thirty dollars back? I want my kidney back!

[During a talking heads segment about Jan's Boob job]

Meredith Palmer:
I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.

Kevin Malone:
I love fake boobs. Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.

Creed Bratton:
I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.

[During a test screening of "The Duelling Cavalier," with Don playing Pierre and Lina playing Yvonne]

Yvonne:
Oh, Pierre! You shouldn't have come. You are flirting with danger! They will surely find you out. Your head is much too valuable!

Roscoe Dexter:
[to R.F.] She never could remember where the microphone was, boss.

Pierre:
T'was Cupid himself who called me here. And I, smitten by his arrow...

[Pierre begins exaggeratedly moving around the set, and addresses his dialogue to the camera rather than Yvonne, causing the audience laughter to drown out his dialogue]

Yvonne:
The night is full of our enemies. [lightly hits Pierre with her fan, generating several loud thuds]

Boy in audience:
Hey, Lina, what are you hitting him with? A blackjack?

Pierre:
I love you.

Yvonne:
Oh, Pierre...

Pierre:
[starts kissing Yvonne up her arm, as the audience laughter grows louder] I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!

Man in audience:
Did someone get paid for writing that dialogue?

[During an "I Love Lucy" skit, Lucy has smothered Ricky with kisses]

Ricky:
The last time you kissed me like that, you wrecked the car, the insurance company cancelled my insurance on everything, and you did my laundry in the whiring mixer!