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Gary:
Yes, of course I still miss you. Of course I haven't sought solace in the arms of another woman.

Gary:
No, Ron has not led me astray, I promise you. In fact I've hardly seen him the last few days since he moved out.

Ron:
[yells] Yes!

Gary:
No, of course I can't wait to see you.

Gary:
Yeah, all right. Yeah, I love you too.

Gary:
What?

Gary:
So does Nobby Nobbit. Yes. [hangs up]

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Geoffrey:
You're going to love it here, Dad.

Marion:
It looks really super, Tom.

Geoffrey:
Doesn't it, Dad? [long pause] Dad?

Tom:
Oh, yes, it's lovely. Very well kept. I'm sure it will be a great new adventure.

Geoffrey:
That's the spirit.

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George Stobbart:
[narrating] Paris in the fall, the last months of the year, at the end of the millenium. The city holds many memories for me, of music, of cafes, of love, and of death.

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George Usher:
[speaking on the phone] Hi honey, it's about 8.30 and, I'm gonna be here for a while, the presentation didn't go so well, call me, I love you, bye.

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George W. Bush:
That was weird. When the pilots of Marine One said they were going to drop me off in New York City, I thought they were joking. I said, "Sure. Y'know, while you're at it, why don't you drop me off in the faggy Theater District?" And guess what, they did! So the joke's on me. But let me be clear about something - I'm just kidding, okay? I don't think theater's faggy. Except for "Cats." and "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change." Yeah, that one's queer and Yiddishy. You know, if you want to treat yourself to just a wonderful night out at the theater, just an outstanding show about pride and work ethic and values without any sort of gay agenda, go see "Rent." Laura and I must've seen that show no less than eighty times.

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George W. Bush:
We got issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their... their love with women all across the country.

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George:
Now you look after yourself.

Janet:
I will. Love you.

George:
Love you too. [they kiss]

Mrs Raven:
That'll stop when they're knee-deep in nappies.

Ella:
Nappies? Janet! You're not pregnant?

Janet:
Pregnant? Course I'm not pregnant! Do I look pregnant? [Janet's belly swells up, breaking her belt] George?

George:
Yup, you look pregnant to me.

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George:
OK, I want the cardiac team on standby, a defibrillation unit ready to go, EEG on max, and the Korean nurse who's in love with a married surgeon.

Janet:
You've got to stop watching ER.

Receptionist:
Just where do you think you're going?

George:
My wife is seriously pregnant.

Receptionist:
First time?

George:
Oh, yes. One go was all I needed.

Janet:
My second. My last labour only took three minutes, and they say second babies are quicker.

Receptionist:
If you'd like to go in through there, and I'll get you a midwife.

Janet:
And a net, in case he starts to fly!

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Ginger Hinshaw:
I fell in love with the house immediately. Had to have it. Absolutely wanted that house in the worst way. Felt sorry for the house. Really, really sorry.

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Girl:
I love your flower, Mr. President.

President William McKinley:
This? Why, this is my lucky flower! But you know what? [takes flower from buttonhole and hands it to her] Now it's your lucky flower.

Girl:
Thank you, Mr. President.

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Glenda:
Barry, how long have you had a twitch?

Barry:
It's terrific, a real mean twitch.

Glenda:
There must be some underlying cause, such as guilt. Or depression. Oh, Barry, I've made you so miserable you've been unfaithful to me.

Barry:
Never! You're looking at the world's most faithful twitch.

Glenda:
How long have you had it?

Barry:
Since they gave me the part. It's a terrific part. I'm this stone-faced killer, a real psycho.

Glenda:
Barry, you shouldn't be a psycho. You should be someone who mends broken toys for sick children, or rescues old ladies. I wouldn't have let you join that drama group if I thought they were going to make you a psycho.

Barry:
But it's a terrific part; it's the best part. I love it.

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Glitter:
You're going to love Neon City!

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Grace Bontempo:
Selling love will make your rich. That's what my mother taught me. Just don't put your heart in it.

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Grace Phillips:
[on outgoing message] Hi. You've reached Grace, Stanley, Heidi, and Dawn. We're not home right how, but if you leave a message, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. [beep]

Grace Phillips:
[leaving a message] Hi everyone, it's mom! I just wanted to call and tell you how much I'm thinking of you. Stan, I guess you're at work now. Have you had a chance to go to that group thing yet? I think its a great idea. God, it's hot here. I'm not sure when I'm going to be able to call again. It might be a few days. I just wanted to tell you that I love you. And I miss you. Write me... [beep]

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Grandfather:
I never dreamed that the life of my grandsons, which began with such love and comfort, would turn to see so much violence and bloodshed. This is their story as it was told to me.

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Granny:
[sings] Love ya, love ya Honey. Love ya, love ya Honey. Love ya, love ya Honey, ooh if you only knew.

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Gretel:
Brother, who said that love is the final cannibalism? Edgar Allan Poe?

H?nsel:
No, sister, he was a necrophiliac.

Gretel:
Richard Matheson?

H?nsel:
It could have been him.

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Guybrush Threepwood:
[voiceover] Captain's log: Guybrush Threepwood. Lost at sea for days now. I have no crew or navigational instruments. No provisions except a half-eaten corn-dog and, unless I find water soon, I'm surely done for. Only the hope of finding my love, Elaine, keeps me going.

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Harold:
Morning, Kat.

Katrina:
Morning, Harold. I'll get your coffee in a minute; I'm a little swamped back here.

Harold:
No thank you, no coffee for me. Never again; I'm going cold turkey.

Katrina:
Since when?

Harold:
Since I read a new study on the ill effects of caffeine. It's a powerful and dangerous drug you're peddling.

Katrina:
Relax, it's just coffee.

Harold:
I can relax; I'm not a coffee drinker. Anxiety and sleeplessness are two side effects. Also decreased sperm mobility. That's right, you're up all night, and your boys can't dance. [a waiting customer leaves the line]

Katrina:
Harold, that's not true

Harold:
It's *fact*! And sterility isn't the worst of it. Coffee can cause respiratory problems, heart disease. You might as well be pouring a hot cup of cigarettes. [more customers leave]

Katrina:
Would you stop!

Harold:
That's what you'll be saying to the pain as your calcium-starved bones snap like pretzels.

Katrina:
[to the last customer] Here you go. [he declines the coffee and leaves] Well, wait, there's a... [Harold takes the coffee] Harold!

Harold:
I love coffee and I *hate* lines.

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Harrison Destry:
[narrating] The poet says "Love makes the world go 'round." That may not technically be accurate, but love makes the world a more interesting place while its spinning. Now, love's a lot of things: flowers, sweet music, and soft lights and champagne. Champagne is the drink of lovers; only problem is champagne is tricky. You never know how it's going to affect ya. Like my friend Pete Daley - when he drank champagne, well, he forgot things. And when he forgot things, it caused trouble... and trouble is something that flat follows me around.

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Harrison Morgan:
Daddy?

Dexter Morgan:
Harrison?

Harrison Morgan:
Daddy?

Dexter Morgan:
Harrison! [sees trail of blood]

Harrison Morgan:
Daddy?

Dexter Morgan:
Harrison? [sees Harrison's legs]

Harrison Morgan:
My tummy hurts.

Dexter Morgan:
[not blood] Harrison, did you eat a whole box of Popsicles?

Harrison Morgan:
[no]

Dexter Morgan:
Harrison?

Harrison Morgan:
[yes]

Dexter Morgan:
Why?

Harrison Morgan:
Because I love them.

Dexter Morgan:
All right. Come on. Drink this. [Pepto-Bismol] It'll make you feel better. I promise. Good boy.

Dexter Morgan:
[narrating] A tiny shot of pink is all it takes to fix my son's pain. I just wish it were that easy to help Deb.

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Helen Cooper:
And may I remind everyone, we need to be gentle with George this week.

Dave Charnley:
Why?

Helen Cooper:
He's just split up with the love of his life and he's broken hearted.

Henry Davenport:
So?

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Henry Miller:
This, then, this is not a movie. This is a libel, slander, defamation of character, a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of art, a kick in the pants to God, man, destiny, time, love, beauty, what you will. I'm going to sing for you. A little off-key perhaps, but I will sing. I will sing while you croak. I will dance over your dirty corpse.

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Himself - Host:
What is love? 'tis not hereafter;/Present mirth hath present laughter;/What's to come is still unsure:/In delay there lies no plenty;/Then come kiss me, sweet-and-twenty!/Youth's a stuff will not endure." William Shakespeare, def poet. Let's get it goin'.