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[Howard and Bernadette are out on their first date]

Howard Wolowitz:
[Howard's cell phone rings with 'She Blinded Me With Science'] Damn, it's my mother.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Are you going to answer it?

Howard Wolowitz:
Well, I'm torn. She might be dying; you know, wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy.

Howard Wolowitz:
[laughs it off] Not as crazy as my mother makes me.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a healthy lunch?

Howard Wolowitz:
My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Okay, well does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning, like you're nine years old?

Howard Wolowitz:
You live with your mother?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
No. That's the sad part.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh. Okay, check this out. My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Not on a bicycle. In a Camry.

Howard Wolowitz:
Corolla! More wine?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
I'd love some.

Howard Wolowitz:
Listen, you have to come to shabbos dinner at my house sometime.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Why?

Howard Wolowitz:
Well, a Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Okay. But only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.

Howard Wolowitz:
It's a date. [they laugh and clink wine glasses]

Penny:
Am I a matchmaker or what?

[Hurlan typing on the typewriter to a friend that he loves it]

Hurlan:
"I love you." Okay.

Typewriter:
I'm gonna pound your pussyass, queerbait.

Hurlan:
I'm being cyberbullied!

[Hyde and Jackie are sitting on the back of her car at night. Hyde takes a swallow of his pop. Jackie looks at him and smiles]

Jackie Burkhart:
This is the best date ever.

Hyde:
Jackie, we haven't talked in 30 minutes.

Jackie Burkhart:
That's okay. Steven, you don't have to say anything. I understand you.

Hyde:
[sneers] Oh, you do, do you?

Jackie Burkhart:
Sure. Ok, so you're probably sitting there thinking "I'm on this date with this girl who really, really likes me... and, and she's so beautiful that..."

Hyde:
Jackie...

[Jackie puts her finger to Hyde's lips to silence him]

Jackie Burkhart:
Shhh... and you're wondering "How can I open up to her, when everyone I have ever loved have abandoned me. Am I even worthy of love?". Well... you are, Steven. You are.

[Hyde looks at her for a moment, then covers his eyes and seems to start crying. Jackie puts her arm around him for comfort]

Jackie Burkhart:
It's OK, Steven, it's OK. You know what, let it out. Let it all out.

Hyde:
[in whimpering voice] OK.

Jackie Burkhart:
It's OK.

[Hyde lifts his face to reveal he wasn't really crying, and blows raspberry in her face. Jackie calmly wipes the spit off her cheek, and then jumps off the car]

Jackie Burkhart:
Let's go home!

Hyde:
Oh c'mon, I'm kidding! No, this is, this is alright. We can hang out here for awhile, ok? God...

[Jackie walks around the car and joins Hyde again, smiling. Hyde offers her soda]

Hyde:
Here, have some of my pop.

Jackie Burkhart:
[takes the soda] sure.

[Jackie smiles at Hyde, gets closer to him, takes his arm and puts it around her shoulder]

Hyde:
OK.

[Jackie takes a sip from the soda]

[Hyde, Kelso and Fez are on top of the water tower, with black paint and brushes for writing graffiti]

Michael Kelso:
So, Hyde. I gave Jackie some jellybeans today.

Steven Hyde:
Who cares?

Michael Kelso:
Well, you should because they were pink, and that is the bean of love, and I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her.

Steven Hyde:
[sarcastically] Well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. Who else am I forgetting?

Michael Kelso:
[laughs] Ho-ho-ho! There where many others, but you cheated on her with a nurse.

Steven Hyde:
It was a misunderstanding that you caused. That's it, lets go!

[Hyde approached Kelso menacingly. Fez tries to stop them from fighting]

Michael Kelso:
Oh, okay, I hope you got that nurse's phone number cause your gonna need it when I'm done with ya!

Fez:
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower!

Michael Kelso:
Fine! I'll be over here.

Steven Hyde:
Fine! I'll be over here.

[Hyde and Kelso return to their original spots]

[If you want to leave this place you have to love me first!]

[In 6 years, Spyros tried to haul the net.]

Spyros:
[calling.] Perseus. Perseus!

[Perseus appears and grabs the rope.]

Perseus:
Getting frail, old man? [He haul the net. while Spyros grabs the net.]

Spyros:
[calling.] Marmara! Marmara! [Marmara turns to Spyros.; The net is up and there isn't any fish.] Another day, nothing! Caught on the reef! To whom do I direct our gratitude for this glorious bounty?

Marmara:
Spyros, please.---

Spyros:
Poseidon!, Zeus! Who do I thank, Marmara?

Marmara:
Thank the men who provoke them.---

Spyros:
They crush my island, They put a plague on yours, They take from us what they want! We're their slaves!

Marmara:
The gods gave us life. For that, we should be thankful.

Spyros:
I'm tired of being thankful for scraps. I'm a fisherman. Perseus is a fisherman. They've even taken that away from us. What we are. Still they want us to love them anyway. One day, somebody's gonna have to make a stand. One day, somebody's gonna have to say: "Enough."

[In a church, planning a hit on Joey Zasa]

Al Neri:
Look! I'd love to smack Joey Zasa and then whack the bag, Okay? But it's impossible. He's always mingling with people. In front of TV cameras, in his own neighborhood, it's impossible.

[In a dream Charlie is having]

Charlie:
[sees Kangaroo Jack] It's you.

Kangaroo Jack:
Yeah, it's me. Love the jacket Charlie. It's hard enough to fit my shoulders. Nice! How did you know red was my favorite color?

Charlie:
You can talk!

Kangaroo Jack:
And I can sing. [singing from "Rapper's Delight] I said a hip hop/Hippie to the hippie/The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it/To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie/To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Charlie:
This is great!

Kangaroo Jack:
... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

Charlie:
Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?

Kangaroo Jack:
Money? Oh, you mean that money...

[A pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]

Charlie:
Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

Sal Maggio:
(as a kangaroo) If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

Charlie:
Sal?

Sal Maggio:
I ask you to do something for me! This is not that!

Charlie:
It wasn't my fault, it was Louis!

Louis:
(as a kangaroo) Say what? My fault?! That's how you pay me back after I saved your life?!

Charlie:
Louis?

Louis:
Next time you drownin' in the ocean... CALL FREE WILLY! Let Willy set you free! You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!

Sal Maggio:
Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.

Kangaroo Jack:
Oy! Chicken blood!

Kangaroo Jack, Louis, and Sal Maggio:
[chanting] Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!

[Charlie wakes up]

[in a large extravagant room with big bull heads]

Jack O'Neill:
Love what they've done with the place.

Captain Samantha Carter:
I was gonna do my living room like this, but, it didn't go with my other stuff.

[in a letter delivered to her friends after her death]

Dr. Anne Turner:
[voiceover] Forgive me for not telling you in advance of my intentions, for not saying goodbye properly. Because the law in the UK is not supportive, I have had extra complications which have required a certain degree of secrecy. I hope I have spared you some of the pain and grief which those very few people in the know have experienced. My life has been wonderful and varied. I have always recognised how fortunate I am. Thank you for your friendship, love and support. Yours, Anne.

[in a Liza Minelli voice]

Mario Cantone:
In my show, I'm gonna sit on top of the piano and fit the whole thing in my vagina. The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't...

[silently]

Mario Cantone:
Have."

[pause]

Mario Cantone:
Where'd that note go? And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." And I'm gonna shine my shoes with my vagina juices, put 'em back on, tap-tap-tap, do a split, and that's the act! I'm gonna call it The Aristocrats.

[pause]

Mario Cantone:
Isn't it terrific?

[in a room with Mandy Moore's agents]

Ari Gold:
They're just asking you to get Vince to put this relationship on hold until the movie's over.

Eric Murphy:
Ari, the guy's in love, all right? He's not going to put his relationship on hold, but I promise you he will be where he needs to be. You guys do the same thing with Mandy and we'll be fine, okay? You done? Nice meeting you. [begins walking out]

Barbara Miller:
Eric. You don't want to wind up spinning dough at that f***ing pizza place again, do you?

Ari Gold:
I told her a little bit about you.

[Eric walks over to Barbara]

Eric Murphy:
Listen Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that, cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were 6 years old, and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of f***ing strangers.

[In Buck's home, three dino-birds are fighting over a Mother Triceratops and stealing her egg]

Buck:
? Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGAROOOO!!! ? [Buck is taking a shower] With you in a minute. I'll have to uh...rinse and repeat.

Gavin:
[groans] That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.

[Buck is done having the shower]

Buck:
[to the Mother Triceratops] Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [drinks the milk from a coconut, and throws it away] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. [jumps off a cliff] ? A mother is crying, a damsel in distress ?, [lands on Roger] ? Foreboding intruders have made such a mess. ? [plucks one of Roger's feathers] ? What I detect is a lack of respect, For all that is precious and dear! ? [Roger bites his tail, and screams in pain] ? I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world. ? ? But my friends call me Buck. ? [Gavin bites the cliff, instead of Buck] Well played, guys! ? I have a message, "Bullies not welcome..." [gets Rudy's Tooth] "...Return what you've stolen. Go back where you came from." La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ? ? You know I'm greater, So don't be a hater. You may be Jurassic, But I am fantastic! ? [echoing from a cave] ? Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! ? Oh, love that bit! [Gavin growls] ? Running, and Climbing, and Spinning, and Grinning, and Ducking, and Diving, and Dodging, and Sliding, and Gliding, and Staying alive, And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch! ? Death defying! Danger denying! [jumps off a cave's cliff] Look I'm flying! ? You might think I'm mad, but hey, you only live once! No need to thank me, but if you insist, I won't resist. ? Who smells like fish?! Hold on to your butts! [The Dino-Birds sniff their butts] ? Class Diiiiiisss... [The Dino-Birds tries to fly away, but boulders land on them] ...Miiiiiisssssed! ? [catches his drink and sips it] Ah... Good egg!

[In Desslok's flagship, Wildstar climbs the stairs leading to the command bridge, his right shoulder injured and bleeding, pistol drawn. Outside the ship, the fight between the Gamilons and the Earthers still goes on. Nova manages to sneak into the interior of the ship, looking for Wildstar]

Nova Forrester:
Derek? Derek, where are you? Derek!

[Wildstar catches Desslok and General Talan by surprise, as they are about to abandon ship]

Derek Wildstar:
[points his pistol at Desslok] Desslok, why are you fighting us now? Before you had a reason: Gamilon was doomed [gasps in pain] You needed a new home. We had to fight you to defend Earth. But this is all past now. Why go on fighting?

[From the staircase, Nova watches the scene in horror. She remains hidden, lest she distracts Wildstar in this critical moment]

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
[smiles] You, of all people, should understand this. A man who fights for his homeland - fights on, even when there is no home. Isn't that what you are doing now? Your Earth has surrendered to the Comet Empire. Yet the Star Force goes on fighting. Yes, that's what I've done. As long as I live and fight, then Gamilon lives.

Derek Wildstar:
But the fight between Gamilon and Earth is over. Why are taking the side of the Comet Empire? They're not fighting for their own home, only for conquest, for... [gasps in pain] power. Why go on fighting?

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
Oh, no. It's too late. Get ready!

Gamilon General Talan:
Sir!

[General Talan steps forward, but Desslok halts him, intending to fight Wildstar himself. Desslok pushes his cloak back, then draws his pistol very slowly. Wildstar struggles to keep aiming his gun at Desslok. Nova watches, her face lit by the explosions outside. Desslok lifts his hand up and backward. Blood pours from Wildstar's injured shoulder. His vision clouds as Desslok points his gun at him]

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
Shoot, Wildstar [his expression toughens, as Wildstar's hand trembles] eh?

[Weakened by loss of blood, Wildstar let the gun drop and collapses on the floor semiconscious, at the mercy of his ruthless archenemy who destroyed so many lives on Earth]

Nova Forrester:
[Crying in fear, she rushes forward, her helmet slips off her head] Derek! Derek!

[Nova throws herself on Wildstar, shielding him with her body. She picks his gun with both hands and points it at Desslok. Desslok points his gun at her. For a moment they freeze in this pose. Then Nova's eyes fill with tears, her hands shaking. She drops the gun and turns back to Wildstar]

Nova Forrester:
[hugging Wildstar] Derek! Derek! Derek, I'm here. It's alright. I'll take care of you. Don't worry, darling, we're together. It's alright. Don't worry. I'm here. It's alright. It's alright now.

[Desslok watches quietly the two lovers, who are at his mercy, defenceless. He can easily finish them both, but, to General Talan's surprise, he lowers his gun, strange expression of his face]

Derek Wildstar:
[painfully] Our Earth... our dear Earth... what's to become of her?

[Nova sobs, hugging Wildstar closer]

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
[in quiet voice] Wildstar, I see now. Something I could never let myself see... yes. I thought I was different from everyone else. That my love for Gamilon was stronger and more noble than your love for Earth. Yes, the universe has been a lonely place for me. Always alone. All I've had has been my love for Gamilon. Yes, I fought hard and long to save Gamilon. I thought anything I did was right. Maybe I would do it again, but I don't think so. There has to be better way of love. Yes, I've seen the two of you loving each other and Earth, too. Love is the first casualty of war. Oh yes, I know. War does not allow us to be our better selves. To fight well, you must be hard and tough, never doubting your leaders, never questioning. But some day war must end. Now. Yes, we can make a start - today [holsters his gun] Talan, we're going.

Gamilon General Talan:
Yes, sir!

[Desslok approaches Nova. She gasps in horror]

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
Remember how you defeated me on Gamilon? You sent missiles to our weakest spot, the bottom of the volcanos... underneath. Try it [chuckles] on the Comet Empire.

[Desslok picks Wildstar's pistol, offers it to Nova, gently places it in Nova's palm. Nova stares at him in amazement]

Gamilon Leader Desslok:
Goodbye. I hope we meet again.

[Desslok and Talan leave. Shortly afterwards, Nova hears faints voices calling her and Wildstar. Knox, Dr. Sane and couple of the Star Force members enter the room. Outside, the Gamilons cease fire and leave Desslok's flagship in their ships, following their leader. Wildstar is brought back safely to the Argo and is given medical treatment]

[In her Amity simulation test, Tris encounters her simulation self.]

Tris:
What are you?

Simulation Tris:
I’m you, Tris. I’m the real you. [breaks through the glass wall and pushes Tris against the wall smashing it]

Tris:
I’m not gonna fight you.

Simulation Tris:
I’ll make you fight me!

[The simulation punches Tris and she falls to the ground]

Tris:
You’re not me!

Simulation Tris:
[grips Tris' throat] I am. I’m what they see when they look at you. [punches Tris and causes the wall of the room to break apart. She then kicks Tris, breaking the walls further.] You killed Will and your parents. You’re deadly.

Tris:
[throws her simulation self across the room.] Enough!

Simulation Tris:
No one’s gonna love you, Tris! They’re never even gonna miss you. This world will be better off without you! One less Divergent ruining everything. And no one will ever, ever forgive you for what you’ve done.

Tris:
You’re wrong. [calms down and lowers her hands] Because I will.

[The simulation Tris charges at her and just as she jumps to attack Tris, she disintegrates and ending the simulation.]

[In his final hallucination with Jean]

Jean Grey:
You're here.

Logan:
Of course.

Jean Grey:
Can you stay?

Logan:
I can't.

Jean Grey:
Yes, you can. This is what you wanted.

Logan:
Not anymore.

Jean Grey:
I'm all alone here. You put me here.

Logan:
You were hurting people, Jean. I had to.

[Jean rises up from bed and began to walk away.]

Logan:
I love you, Jean.

[Jean stops and turns to Logan]

Logan:
I always will.

[Jean smiles as she walks through the door]

[in insane asylum]

Antonina Milyukova:
My husband's a most famous man. I'm Madame Tchaikovsky from Moscow. My husband, he really did love me! Oh, Peter, my love... [pauses, expression changes] He hated me. He hated me!

[In Jimmy's kitchen, Louis is making coffee]

Louis Theroux:
I was looking for a mug just now, can I show you what I found?

[Louis opens a cupboard revealing liquor bottles inside and takes out a couple]

Louis Theroux:
A secret cache of booze. It's been touched.

Jimmy Savile:
Now then, ask me, ask me what they are. You see, a good interviewer always asks questions, he never opinionates before the answer, because the answer might make him look a bit silly.

Louis Theroux:
Yeah, so what's the answer?

Jimmy Savile:
Now then, ask me the question first. Take the first bottle.

Louis Theroux:
Why do you have a bottle of Captain Morgan rum in your... For a teetotaller that looks odd.

Jimmy Savile:
No, no, you see, you're opinionating again. Are you asking the question or are you telling me? Which are you doing?

Louis Theroux:
Um, why have you got Captain Morgan rum in your cupboard?

Jimmy Savile:
Because, my eldest brother, Vince, who is in his 80s, 36 years Royal Navy, and now lives in a super home here in Leeds, and he dearly beloves the rum. Now you see, isn't it better when you ask questions?

Louis Theroux:
Well, it is and it isn't because I thought we were having a conversation, Jimmy.

Jimmy Savile:
Well, we are in a conversation. But you see, it's not a conversation when there is accusation to start with. "What are you doing" you said, "as a teetotaller, with half empty bottles of booze!"

Louis Theroux:
[smiling] Yeah, yeah. You didn't like that.

Jimmy Savile:
Oh, I loved it.

Louis Theroux:
You didn't.

Jimmy Savile:
I loved it 'cos I tried to help you!

[Louis laughs]

Jimmy Savile:
My job in life is to try to help people.

Louis Theroux:
You didn't like it.

Jimmy Savile:
I loved it. Next!

Louis Theroux:
Next... Don't start that.

Jimmy Savile:
[claps his hands] Ah, ha ha ha ha! He didn't like that either! Ha ha ha ha ha! I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it! Ha ha ha.

[In Johanna’s office after Tris' and Peter's fight]

Johanna:
Was I not clear that the terms of your sanctuary here included non-violence?

Four:
Well I can guarantee you nothing like this will ever happen again.

Johanna:
Well be that as it may, you can no longer stay here with us. Your presence, it’s just too disruptive.

Tris:
The truth is that our sanctuary was never gonna last very long here anyways, was it? With you not standing up to Jeanine.

Johanna:
You don’t understand us at all.

Tris:
No, I do understand you. I understand that you think you can stay out of this but you can’t. One day she’s gonna show up and Jeanine is gonna take whatever power you think you have away from you.

Four:
Tris, Tris. [turns to Johanna] Look, Johanna, we... we need a little more time. We need to find out where the rest of the Dauntless are, then we can leave.

Johanna:
And then what? Attack Erudite? I will not be a party to violence.

Four:
No one is asking you to. We just need a few more days.

Johanna:
[looks at Tris] One.

Tris:
"One", what?

Johanna:
One more chance. See, to be Amity is to forgive; others, and yourself. You’re hurting, Tris. And my heart goes out to you. I know what it’s like to stand helpless while you lose the ones you love but killing Jeanine is not going to bring your mother back. I know you’re angry, but you’re letting it consume you.

[in Mister Ed's dream, Wilbur and Carol are doctors in an O.R. who make romantic eye contact with each other and they prepare to operate on Addison]

Wilbur Post:
I love you, Carol. Tell me you'll marry me. Marry me now! Say you want to be my wife. I want to be with you right here and now!

Carol Post:
What about the patient?

Wilbur Post:
He already has a wife.

[In order to go to College, Lisa convinced two College girls that her house is an off-campus dorm]

Tina:
Hey, Lisa. Where've you been?

Lisa:
In heaven.

Carrie:
I love her. She's such a free spirit.

Tina:
She has to be, where she lives. That place had a Manson Family vibe...

[In Peter's mind sitting in Ben’s car]

Ben Parker:
All the things you've been thinking about, Peter, make me sad.

Peter:
Can’t you understand? I’m in love with Mary Jane.

Ben':
Peter all the times we talked about honesty fairness justice all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams out into the world.

Peter:
I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.

Ben:
You’ve been given a gift Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Take my hand son.

Peter:
No, Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m Spider-Man no more. No more.

[in Sign Language; subtitled]

Jodi:
Hello, Amy.

Amy:
"Hello, Amy?"

Jodi:
Let me call you at home.

Amy:
Cut the crap. Talk to me now!

Jodi:
Okay. What do you want?

Amy:
You tossed me aside like a piece of garbage!

Jodi:
We talked about this.

Amy:
We didn't talk. YOU talked! You're a f***ing, heartless, cunt!

Jodi:
You told me you understood.

Amy:
Well, I lied.

Jodi:
What do you want me to say?

Amy:
You don't want to feel tied down. You could never commit to one person.

Jodi:
I didn't think I could. I was telling you the truth.

Amy:
What? You f*** me all night long and then you told me in the morning that you were in love with someone else?

Jodi:
Okay, what do you want me to say?

Amy:
F*** you! She must be an incredible f***! Does she whisper sweet things in your ear? Make you feel like a part of the world.

Jodi:
[shouting in her own voice] F*** YOU! I f***ing did my best!

Amy:
[shouting in her own voice] Well, f*** you, you f***ing f***!

[In song]

Marian Paroo:
There was love all around, but I never heard it singing. No I never heard it at all, Till There Was You.