Chuck, Season 4

Chuck:
[while Sarah is about to leaving for a mission] What am I, what do I say? What do we...?

Sarah:
I love you.

Chuck:
That's good. I love you. I like that. I love you, too. Be safe, okay?

Sarah:
Nothing is gonna keep me from coming back to you.

Chuck:
Better not.

Sarah:
Well, he made a promise to his sister. Chuck doesn't want to be a spy and have to lie about it too.

Casey:
Your boyfriend needs big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.

Sarah:
I know, Casey. You miss him too.

Casey:
What? I don't miss him.

Sarah:
You ever been in a long distance relationship?

Casey:
No. I either leave or they die.

Chuck:
[over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.

Morgan:
I get it, I know. You promised her you weren't gonna be a spy, you know? So she clearly cannot know about our little rogue spy team that we're gonna start here outside of the government, secret to the spy world, team of two, army of one, highway to the danger zone, live free or die hard...

Chuck:
Buddy?

Morgan:
Yeah.

Chuck:
This is not the opening of a TV show. This is real life.

Chuck:
[As Sarah is defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for who you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.

Sarah:
You still love me?

Chuck:
Sorry, what? What? Did I? Those weren't the best last words, were they?

General Beckman:
One of our agents was killed in Milan last night while he was tracking this woman: Sofia Stepanova. [Beckman flashes photos of a scantily clad Stepanova]

Chuck:
Heyo. Who do we have taking our surveillance pics? Because those are tremendous! Can you see the way...

[Sarah gives him a look]

Chuck:
What? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, clearly...is she in a bathing suit? I didn't even notice that the first time.

General Beckman:
We can all acknowledge that Ms. Stepanova is quite...fetching.

General Beckman:
Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.

Casey:
[quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...

Jeff:
[Casey hits him with a tranq dart] I think my water just broke.

Sarah:
You're my home, Chuck. You always have been.

Sarah:
Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.

Chuck:
Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we? She knows my mom.

Sarah:
Fine, but you can't just whip questions out to somebody like Heather Chandler. It's not gonna work. This needs to be a real interrogation.

Chuck:
Good cop, bad cop.

Sarah:
How about tough cop, silent cop?

Chuck:
Okie dokie, which one am I?

Morgan:
I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about the ring.

Big Mike:
Marriage isn't about a ring. It's a lifelong commitment of compassion and understanding. Especially for your spouse's idiot relations. All is forgiven.

Heather:
Maybe you're right. Maybe we aren't alike at all. Maybe you are capable of love, affection and vulnerability. I hope so. Chuck seems like a really nice guy. And he's really in love. Are you?

Sarah:
Goodbye, Heather.

Sarah:
The other night, when you repeated what Awesome said about us being next having kids. It scared me.

Chuck:
Okay.

Sarah:
And I wanted to tell you earlier but, um, I didn't. And I've thinking about it all day long.

Chuck:
And Heather kept poking the topic with a needle. You're nothing like her.

Sarah:
For a long time, I was exactly like her. And it took me a night in the guts of the building to realize that I'm not anymore. At all. And I don't want to be. But I do need to take things slow.

Chuck:
I'm not ready for parenthood either. One day, hopefully. But not now. Not yet, anyway. Who are we kidding? I'm barely on solid food myself.

Chuck:
You tell me "ready or not ready".

Sarah:
Okay.

Chuck:
We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?

Sarah:
I am ready to share your toothbrush.

Chuck:
Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?

Sarah:
Door shut! Always.

Chuck:
Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.

Sarah:
Yes.

Chuck:
[Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.

Casey:
Casey. What do you need?

Sarah:
A little bored, Casey?

Casey:
Dear God, give me something to do!

Chuck:
We are crap communicators.

Sarah:
What?

Chuck:
Why are we so afraid to talk about the whole ring thing, you know? I mean we're in love, you wear your teeth-bleaching system in front of me... We should be able to talk, no?

Chuck:
Well, in the meantime, let's keep going with the questions, heh? What are five words you'd use to describe your partner?

Sarah:
Brunette... Tall...

Chuck:
Mmmmkay, yeah, good, close. But what about like charming, terminally handsome, incredibly intelligent...

Chuck:
So, where were we on the conversations?

Sarah:
Personal time.

Chuck:
Oh yes, yes. Morgan is going to need at least five hours of my time every week for Halo purposes.

Sarah:
And I need thirty minutes of complete silence before sleep.

Chuck:
Which is going to be a challenge with my cuddling needs.

Sarah:
Are you awake? Can you hear me, Chuck? I love you, Chuck. Nothing's ever going to change that. And if you asked me for real, my answer would be "yes."

Chuck:
I can't bear the thought of you getting hurt. If this thing goes off so, I want you to go. Now, please. Save yourself.

Sarah:
OK, you know what? You could have told me that before I climbed under those lasers.

Chuck:
I.. What I was... I...

Sarah:
Chuck, you are being ridiculous! C'mon! Even for a man that is trying to free himself from high-tech explosives. Casey and I know the risk but of course we are gonna help you. This is your mom.

Chuck:
I love you, you know that? And... And I'd say that even if you weren't in the process of saving my life right now. Which, does by the way, make you about 20-25% sexier in my book. All right, 50.

Chuck:
[About Alex] Still haven't told Casey yet, huh?

Morgan:
No.

Chuck:
Well, be careful how you break the news to him. He might kill you accidentally.

Casey:
[Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.

Jeff:
Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!

Casey:
Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?

Jeff:
We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.

Casey:
[to Morgan about Alex] You break her heart, I break your everything.

Sarah:
Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?

Chuck:
My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and...then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.

Sarah:
Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.

Chuck:
Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who...left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.

Sarah:
No. Chuck...

Chuck:
No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.

Sarah:
I love you. I'll see you inside.

Chuck:
Yeah.

[Sarah goes inside; Chuck's phone rings and he answers it]

Chuck:
Hello.

Mary:
Hello, Chuck. It's your mother.

Sarah:
What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Chuck:
I just talked to one. That was my mom.

Mary:
[Sarah and Mary have their guns pointed at each other] You brought someone. I told you to come alone.

Chuck:
No, no,no, no. Technically not just someone, my girlfriend - Sarah. Sarah this is my mom - Mary. I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.

Lester:
Um, listen, we have a few questions regarding these Halloween decorations. Um, What are we allowed to show?

Morgan:
What do you mean?

Jeff:
I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. May-be we could sprickle some cold dead ones in here.

Morgan:
Right, I'm gonna say no on the the dead bodies.

Jeff:
So, what, I just lose my deposit?

Chuck:
[Mary is driving nearly 100 mph and aiming her gun at him] Mom? You hit one pot-hole and this ride gets very messy very quick.

Casey:
Chuck, how'd you get here?

Chuck:
My mom dropped me off.

Morgan:
[to Sarah] We all know there is a heart of gold underneath this cold exterior... [he places his hand over her heart]

Sarah:
Morgan, please don't touch my chest.

Sarah:
[about Chuck's father] You know, you only just met him and he knows everything about us! How do you know you can trust him?

Chuck:
Oh, oh! That's right. I totally forgot. You can't believe in anyone unless Beckman tells you to.

Sarah:
Oh, that is not fair!

Morgan:
You know, a couple's first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I'm going through it right now myself.

Chuck:
You and Alex?

Morgan:
No, me and Casey, actually.

Chuck:
Listen, I was just waiting until I calmed down a little bit. Okay? It's our first real fight as a couple, and everyone knows that sets the tone for all future fights.

Sarah:
Oh, you're going to set the precedent by telling everybody what you're thinking and feeling before me?

Chuck:
See, that just makes it sound bad.

Chuck:
Buddy, I need your help on a super top secret mission.

Morgan:
Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?

Chuck:
No, you do not. Because nobody... ever does. But you do get to wear an earpiece.

Morgan:
Sold!

Sarah:
Any luck with the....

Chuck:
Tests? You'd have heard. By that I mean you would have heard my giant sigh of relief. Even in Moscow.

Sarah:
You'll get it back soon enough.

Casey:
When? What's the timeline?

Chuck:
I'm hoping very soon.

Casey:
I haven't been on a mission in a month. I wake up with my trigger finger twitching. It's itchy. Literally it itches.

Rye:
Well, I don't believe that the psychological rock can be hoisted off the Intersect by watching kittens play with yarn. My method is - physical, psychological, painful, brutal.

Chuck:
Brutal? Can't wait to get started.

Rye:
Chuck, if you're serious about restoring the Intersect, then I promise you, at the end of this process, you will be a spy again. What do you say? You with me?

Chuck:
Let's get physical.

Chuck:
Do you really think that Sarah is the emotional rock that is sitting on the Intersect?

Rye:
Why do you always call for her right before you flash? You did it in the bedroom and in the vault.

Chuck:
Yeah, well you know....

Rye:
Scared! Perfectly normal for a Nerd Herder. But a spy, Chuck, handles his fear on his own.

Chuck:
Or her own.

Rye:
Ask yourself a question. Are you a spy? Or are you a guy with a spy girlfriend?

Chuck:
I'm a spy!

Beckman:
Bartowski and Rye, Capture the Belgium and recover the fake stones. Until we know whats really on those microdots this is code red and could likely to get very ugly.

Sarah:
General, at this point I feel it is essential I go with Chuck and Agent Rye to Switzerland.

Chuck:
I think Sarah should let us handle this seeing how we have determined this is the only way I will get the Intersect back working.

Sarah:
Chuck. We are talking about real danger now.

Chuck:
I'm sorry, I can only handle fake danger?

Sarah:
I know the Intersect is important but so far none of Agent Rye's therapies have work. The microdot contains highly sensitive information that the wrong people will kill for.

Chuck:
Well I can take care of these wrong people without you holding my hand.

Sarah:
Why? It doesn't make sense to risk your life.

Chuck:
Because this is what I do. I am a spy.

Sarah:
No. Chuck you're not...... Not right now.

Casey:
Walker.. A word please.

Sarah:
Can it wait?

Casey:
No.

Sarah:
He's not talking... and he's a smirker.

Casey:
You know just because I helped you bring him here doesn't mean I'm giving you free reign. You need to cool down. Get some rest.

Sarah:
I'm not going anywhere.

Casey:
I was wrong about you. You're not acting like a worried girlfriend. No, you're acting like a spy I used to know. Before Chuck. Langston Graham's "wild card enforcer." I didn't like that Sarah Walker. You know why? Because she was unpredictable. Now you're going to go home. I insist.

Sarah:
Feel like talking yet?

Chanarong:
An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.

Sarah:
You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.

Chanarong:
I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.

Sarah:
You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husband hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?

Sarah:
[to Casey] You're right. I'm different without Chuck. And I don't like it.

Sarah:
How did you find me?

Morgan:
Half of Thailand's talking about the giant blond she-male tearing through their town. Are you kidding me? But it's okay now, Casey and I are here.

Casey:
Walker. What are you doing here? All alone. This place is nothing but scoundrels, assassins and warlords. The scum of the earth.

Local Waitress:
Arr Mr Casey. Your usual?

Casey:
[Takes gun off Morgan] You are not getting bullets for a long, long time.

Chuck:
[as Morgan brings him to pole dancing] Morgan, what sort of hand-to-hand combat did you sign us up for?

Morgan:
Strip-kick. Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of krav maga with the intense core workout of pole dancing. I saw an infomercial on it.

Mary:
[saving Chuck and Sarah from Volkoff's assassins] Come with me if you want to live.

Mary:
Charles is my son.

Volkoff:
[pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?

Mary:
Really.

Volkoff:
[to Sarah] Really?

Sarah:
Really.

Volkoff:
[to Chuck] Really?

Chuck:
Really!

Volkoff:
So. A son and a daughter. You didn't think I could have a relationship with your family? Kids love me!

Mary:
We've had a our dinner, you met the family, we're leaving.

Volkoff:
But what sort of potential father-in-law would I be if I didn't set an example. Chuck has to learn... you make a threat you have to follow through with it. [Volkoff cocks pistol] I didn't have to do that but I just really like the sound.

Mary:
Alexei stop. [points her gun at Volkoff]

Volkoff:
My love, what are you doing?

Mary:
This is exactly why I didn't tell you about my family. You don't know how to love someone, you only know how to control them. But you should know that I could never love a man that could do anything to hurt my son. So drop it. [Volkoff lowers gun]

Mary:
Alexei, you know I am loyal to you. But I will not return with you until you promise me that my family and their friends remain safe. And if they don't, I will end you.

Volkoff:
You see. That is a real threat.[Volkoff walks away]

Mary:
Chuck. I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you will trust me.

Chuck:
Mom... I already do.

Chuck:
Forget it buddy, can't really do anything with Casey being well, Casey.

Morgan:
Chuck! Bubuleh! Casey is your man-servant, let him man-serve you.

[Sarah ambushes Morgan in his office]

Sarah:
Hi Morgan.

Morgan:
Oh, Sarah..man...

Sarah:
We need to have a conversation.

Morgan:
Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.

Sarah:
I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?

Morgan:
Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.

Sarah:
Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.

Morgan:
Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?

Sarah:
I'm a spy. I hate surprises.

Morgan:
Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.

Sarah:
Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.

Morgan:
Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...

Sarah:
What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?

Morgan:
What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.

Sarah:
No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.

Morgan:
Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.

Sarah:
Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.

Morgan:
Okay. Kind of like a double agent.

Sarah:
Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.

Morgan:
Yeah.

Sarah:
And for mine.

Casey:
[giving Chuck some fatherly advice] You know , I proposed once....To Kathleen....We had plans to go to Niagara Falls...I was about to ship out...we were young...I was stupid and things got screwed up so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world, but I'll always have that day, I'll always have that look on her face. Now the truth is there no such thing as the perfect moment, or a perfect spot, so forget about the balcony Bartowski. All you need is the girl!

Chuck:
[to Sarah, after Casey's pep talk] I don't need a balcony and I don't need a sunset. We have each other and that is all that matters.

Volkoff:
Sarah, we're going to have you break out Yuri the Gobbler. Don't ask why he's called that… It's because he eats people! Basically, it's a suicide mission.

Sarah:
I love a good suicide mission.

Volkoff:
Me too!

Chuck:
Sarah! Sarah. look I know you have to go...

Sarah:
[she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.

Chuck:
Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.

Sarah:
Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.

Chuck:
Got it. See you in prison!

Chuck:
[about his secret way of communicating with Sarah] Right now, she's telling me she loves me. Or she's buying a Buick...I can't really tell.

Morgan:
I happen to be very good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn't know-I-looked look.

Awesome:
[about Ellie's proposed name for their baby] Grunka?!

Chuck:
I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.

Awesome:
Dude!

Chuck:
Dude!

Awesome:
Dude.

Chuck:
Dude!

Awesome:
We can't.

Chuck:
You can't.

Awesome:
Grunka isn't what you name your beautiful baby girl, it's what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."

Chuck:
You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.

[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]

Chuck:
Fight for your family.

[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]

Sarah:
Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]

Chuck:
And of course never use a gun- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] -unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?

Lester:
This baby needs a performance, delivery room style. This baby needs...Jeffster!

Lester:
Ew...pregnant women.

Jeff:
Ooh...pregnant women.

Chuck:
[After Morgan comes rushing to Chuck to tell about the birth of Clara] General, General, can we borrow a van?

General Beckman:
Agent Bartowski, you just arrested Alexei Volkoff and obtained the Hydra Network we have spent the last 20 years searching for. Lieutenant, get this man a chopper.

Awesome:
Listen, I've got to run. I still need to find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.

Chuck:
Huh, I need to un-hear that. How do I un-hear that?

Sarah:
I would like for the record to show that I will not at any point of this mission be dressing as a belly dancer.

Sarah:
Chuck, if we get caught because you sneeze, we are officially the worst spies in the world.

Chuck:
I know, bad Three Stooges. I get it and I won't. But man it is dusty!

Roan:
So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.

Chuck:
If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.

Sarah:
Are you calling me a ball and chain?

Chuck:
There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.

Sarah:
Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?

Chuck:
I may have been a little obstinate before.

Roan:
Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?

Chuck:
No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.

Sarah:
Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?

Chuck:
Beckman was a dirty blonde?

Roan:
It was the eighties, everything was dirty blonde.

Roan:
Why did you hunt me down?

Beckman:
Roan, you never run away from a General.

Narrator:
[opening sequence] They say it's a personality thing, but to me, a martini's got gin, not vodka. Some folks like chocolate. I'll take vanilla. I say baseball over football. And to me, man's best friend doesn't bark or catch a ball. See, personally, I like cats. Meet my Clandestine Attack Team. Better known as the CAT Squad. Me-ow. They were the best spy team in the business. The year... 2003. The girls... Cold-hearted Carina. [Carina shoots a man] Zondra, the bitch! [Zondra fights a number of men] Amy-- the party girl. [Amy defends herself from an attacker at a party] And... my pride and joy... Sarah Walker. [Sarah kicks a man and holds him at knifepoint] Go get 'em, cats!

[Smash cut to a chuckling Morgan, revealing the entire sequence to be in his imagination]

Morgan:
Your description of C.A.T. Squad has sent me into fantasy land.

Chuck:
I don't want to know what goes on there.

Morgan:
[about Carina] I cannot be alone with that woman. She wants me. Badly. John, she desires my physical person!

Casey:
And I'm hunting unicorns.

Sarah:
[to Amy as the squad blocks her escape] Going somewhere, pussy?

Narrator:
[closing voice-over, in reference to Ellie] Aw, who says cats can't play nice? You never know, maybe we'll add another member to this squad.

[Chuck watches from a distance and slowly smiles]

[Morgan is moving out]

Chuck:
Where ya gonna go?

Morgan:
I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.

Chuck:
So, moving to your mom's?

Morgan:
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.

[Team Bartowski has infiltrated a masquerade party}

Chuck:
Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.

Sarah:
No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.

Chuck:
What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?

Big Mike:
What happened to you two? You smell like vomit and Cheerios.

Ellie:
We had a baby.

[Sarah and Chuck are robbing the First Bank of Macau as a diversion for Vivian]

Chuck:
Having fun?

Sarah:
A little.

Chuck:
Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?

Sarah:
Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.

Chuck:
Hey!

Sarah:
Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!

Chuck:
I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!

Chuck:
[after hearing Sarah make several outrageous demands for the wedding] What the heck was that?

Ellie:
I think I created a monster.

Chuck:
Yeah, well... 'Cause I work... I work... I work at the Buy More, and that stuff sounds kind of pricey.

Ellie:
Maybe you could just pick up a few extra shifts... Or rob a bank.

Chuck:
[having just robbed a bank] Ha! You...

Casey:
Grimes. Are you leveraging me, to stay in my apartment?

Morgan:
I don't ah. Am I? Let's say I was. Is it working?

Casey:
Okay. You can stay at my place as long as you keep quiet. Don't tell anyone, especially Bartowski.

Morgan:
Oh God Casey, you have no idea what this means to me. Come here.

Casey:
Don't get too excited, I'm keeping you close to make sure you keep your mouth shut. Because if you don't, I know where you live.

Chuck:
[to Noble and Dunwoody] So, are you guys a couple or something?

Rick Noble:
Don't be ridiculous.

Victoria Dunwoody:
It's against agency protocol.

Noble:
Romantic entanglements lead to lapses in judgment.

Dunwoody:
[to Chuck and Sarah] You ought to know.

Ellie:
The problem is, I only have one test subject, so in order to control my experiment, we're going have to have a second baby. [Devon freezes] Joking.

Sarah:
If the Turk's dog is behind that door, so is the Turk!

Chuck:
All we gotta do is break through four inches of steel.

Sarah:
Or we chop off Casey's hand.

Chuck:
[shocked] Let's keep that as our backup plan, shall we?

Chuck:
[outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!

Morgan:
Over my dead body Chuck.

Sarah:
[breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?

Morgan:
You were distracting me so she could break in.

Chuck:
Yeah.

Morgan:
Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?

Sarah:
Ten.

Morgan:
Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]

Awesome:
You're not "just" anything, Ellie.

Ellie:
Really?

Awesome:
You're Mrs. Awesome.

Ellie:
My dad's work is so amazing. I've never seen such creative use of neuroplasticity before. His mind is incredible!

Awesome:
That's probably where Clara gets it. She said "arthroscopic" yesterday.

Ellie:
Honey, if Clara can say "arthroscopic" she needs to stop pooping her pants.

General Beckman:
This time our search will be led my the only man who knows what it's really like being an Intersect. Chuck, we need you to find more Chucks.

Chuck:
[nearly gloating] Well it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, et cetera.

Morgan:
[to Damien] Charlton Heston sci-fi question for you. What's cooler: Soylent Green or Omega Man?

Damien:
Trick question. POTA.

Morgan:
[whispering] Wow!

[Chuck nods his head in approval]

Morgan:
[to Josie] Favorite Bond: Connery excluded?

Josie:
I have no opinion about any of this. Why do men care so much about these things? Nothing you're asking me matters at all. [Bentley nods her head in approval]

Morgan:
[whispering to a confused Chuck] What on earth is she talking about?

Morgan:
[to Brody] Most important graphic novelist: Grant Morrison or Moore/Gibbons?

Brody:
Kind of a Brian Vaughan man, myself.

Chuck:
[interrupts a disapproving Morgan] Actually... I've always secretly felt that way.

[Chuck and Brody nod in agreement]

Morgan:
Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.

Chuck:
It was, is.

Casey:
She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.

Chuck:
Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.

Morgan:
Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?

Chuck:
Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.

Morgan:
Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.

Casey:
Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.

Morgan:
It's exhausting just sitting here.

Chuck:
Well. I really do that?

Casey:
Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.

Morgan:
Yeah Chuck, be cool.

Chuck:
Be cool.

Awesome:
[reading aloud a book to the baby] So, really the missing link isn't actually missing. It's a misnomer when a fossil shows a specimen in a state of the intermediary development.

Ellie:
[about her father's laptop] It's missing.

Awesome:
Babe, you really think it's wise to argue in front of the baby?

Volkoff:
Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.

Sarah:
Done [ rips up her prenup]

Chuck; You don't have to do that.

Sarah:
Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?

[Chuck pulls out his own prenup]

Sarah:
That is so not cool.

Chuck:
Just read it.

Sarah:
I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.

Chuck:
The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.

Chuck:
[to Sarah] Do our wedding colors remind you of socialism?

Awesome:
Go ahead, try and run! I will catch you because I have superior form.

Young Sarah:
We don't need money to have an adventure together.

Jack Burton:
You're right - all we need is you and me.

Morgan:
[to Sarah, after they incapacitate the second Klüg brother] Spy high-five!

Jack Burton:
You gave this to me a long time ago, and I want you to know I never spent a dime of it. I only ever added to it. It should more than cover the cost of your wedding to the schnook. I hope now you can have all the adventures you ever wanted with a man far better than me.

Big Mike:
[referring to Las Vegas] It's about high stakes, and gambling, and getting into some weird stuff that just might haunt you for the rest of your life.

Lester:
I got a fat stack burning a hole in my crotch.

Jeff:
Let's get this party started.

Casey:
[eager to kill Riley's mercenaries] My sentiments exactly.

Mrs. Winterbottom:
[firing a machine gun at an assault team on her lawn] There go my primroses! Eat lead, you bastards!

Casey:
The CIA created one of the most murderous men in the history of the world. Powerful people spending an enormous amount of energy covering that up. If they find out we know they order a guy like me to put a bullet in each one of our heads. Pretty sure your dad didn't want this to end that way.

Morgan:
I thought we were past this. We're roomies. You've been training me hard. I've been in danger a ton of times. You love the Snack Packs I bring on missions. So why, suddenly, are you being this big jerk to me?

Casey:
It's Alex. She's worried about you.

Morgan:
Oh, wait, wait , wait. Okay, Okay. You're telling me you are being a jerk because you care?

Casey:
Yeah. Fat load of good it's done me too. I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens, I can't protect you... then I broken a promise to my daughter.

Morgan:
I see your dilemma.

Casey:
Yeah.

Morgan:
Everything is gonna be fine, trust me. Nothing will go wrong. Why did I just say that?

Casey:
Hmmmm.

Badguy:
This better not take long. I already tried to kill three people at the table.

Morgan:
Yes. What do you mean? No, You heard me the first time. Shoot the puppy. I'm so sick of feeding him. Kill the puppy. So hard to great good henchmen nowadays. Hmm?

Mary:
[toasting Chuck and Sarah] Many of you might not know me, but i'm Chuck's and Ellie's mom. Truth be told.... I was gone for a long time. Now that I am back in their lives, I sometimes overcompensate. But lucky for me, my soon-to-be daughter-in-law is very forgiving. She's never heard me say it but Sarah is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women that I have ever met. So I would like to propose this toast to her. Sarah, thank you for taking care of my Chuck. May you have many more adventures together, and may you always keep each other safe.

Sarah:
Chuck, you're a gift. You're a gift I never dreamed I could want, or need and every day I will show you that you're a gift that I deserve. You make me the best person I could ever hope to be and I wanna spend, and learn, and love, the rest of my life with you.

Casey:
You're Chuck Bartowski, you're the second best spy I've ever worked with. Go save the best one.

[Mary and Casey help Chuck and Hartley escape]

Mary:
[to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.

Hartley:
[his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.

Mary:
Yes, but he's not you. He's a mean, dictatorial, conniving...

Chuck:
...manipulative, amoral...

Casey:
...limey with relatively good teeth.

Hartley:
Sounds like I was a monster.

All:
You were.

Casey:
[as reinforcements from Volkoff Industries arrive] Russians...so many Russians...

Chuck:
Right my vows. My turn for vows. They just don't cut it. I'm sorry , Sarah. How do I express the depth of my love for you. Or my dreams for our future, or the fact that I will fight for you every day. Or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can't express that. Don't do it justice. they just don't cut it. So no vows. I'll just prove it to you every day for the rest of our lives. You can count on me.

Machine:
Hello, Colonel Casey. Welcome to the new Castle override mainframe. How can I help you today?

Casey:
You gotta be kidding me.

Machine:
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Casey:
Location of fire emergency override.

Machine:
Did you say "hire nursery overhige"?

Casey:
Why would I say "overhige", it's not even a real word!