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Jacket: Hey, Stro, why don't you buy the lady a drink? [Hurlan blushed then randomly recorded the camera on Direne's breasts] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Direne: Local tip -- Money works backwards here, so the more you pay, the cheaper it is. Hurlan: Nobody this nice to me back home. I'm gonna save a bundle. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurlan: Oh, thank you, folks, for coming to see me off. I'm so excited to visit, uh... Boss Hoss: Uh, Truth...ton. Y'all have a good trip now. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Boss Hoss: Heartshe, we have a problem. All: [screams] Boss Hoss: It's not that bad! All: [screaming stops] Boss Hoss: Hurlan wants to leave town. All: [short scream] Boss Hoss: That's about right. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Boss Hoss: You got me by my immortalitestes, boy, and you are playing hardball. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Boss Hoss: You know the curse. No one can leave, or everyone in the Holler will explode into dust, and you're allergic. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurlan: Daddy, uh, I was thinkin"... [dramatic rumbling] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Meemaw: Well, you failed because of you, I am going to die. Hambrosia: No. That's impossible. You can't die. Meemaw: Impossible is possible if the reality it's in is itself impossible, like the story I've been telling you. Hambrosia #2: What story? Was she telling a story? Meemaw #2: Yes, about you and me sitting here in this room. She got all the way up to that part where she told you... I am going to die! Hambrosia #2: You can't die. It's impossible. Meemaw: That's what I'm trying to tell you -- The impossible is possible if the reality that you are in... Meemaw #2: Creates another reality where the reality created in that reality creates that very reality... Meemaw: That in and of itself created that first reality... Meemaw #2: If they create each other. Then... Meemaw: Any... Meemaw #2: Thing... Meemaw: Can... Meemaw #2: Happen! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurlan: Oh. I get it! By having the guts to give up, I made the courage come to me. [Negro bubble pulls up a switchblade] Hurlan: Ohh! Don't kill me! You take all of it, all right? I knew this was a setup! Your kind is all alike! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: Sorry you had to witness that, my lovelies. Ham's cooking gave my ass a double penetration of di-yi-yi-- [snoring] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: Damn! Boy, scouring every cranny for your bottom bitch surely stirs up a mighty hunger! Hmm. Reckon I'll ralph down some of Ham's Stovetop Victuals. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Meemaw: Your baby is not NORMAL! Shedding my current vessel is the only chance we have to avert the most profound calamity the universe has ever known-- The Comening! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hambrosia: I'm a raise you with care and pride, hidden away like a shameful secret. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: Shh, shh, shh, shh. Keep quiet. I don't want to set off my little wall dumplings. Whoo-hoo! Hey, why don't you go get comfy while I go wake my cuddle slave to give you a psychegasm? Bar Redneck: My heart is a rock-hard and ready to plop. Hurshe: What?! It's gone! Where's my baby?! Bar Redneck: You're gonna go broke without that thing. [Bar Redneck literally snatch his money back from Hurshe before saying it] Hurshe: Broke?! My baby! My bab-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! [Singing Basses played out of nowhere] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Britchard: Sorry, Sheriff, but there's a three-month waiting list to see Hurshe right now. This new level of love that she has been peddling is all the rage. I tell you, when you snuggle up to that little creature she got, you are overcome by the illusion that this world ain't the torture chamber of misery that it actually is. Sheriff: [upset] Yeah. Guess I'll just head home to the [vomiting] light of my life. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurlan: Blackity black! Blacky black! Dang! Three days, and not even any of the scat I found tasted negroid. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: I will never give up my precious little boy to you! 'Cause I think I can pimp this bundle of joy out to every loveless creep in the Holler-- Get me so rich and upper class, I could buy me a singin' bass. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: Why, I've never felt a deeper loving bond. This exquisite bliss of cuddling this makes me radiately aware I'm connected to an infinite oneness. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hurshe: How long is this gonna take?! I got a lot on my slut plate! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Doc: Your boys are hung like horseworms and ready to pound some ovum. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Doc: I'll crack open Ham... [literally cuts open Hambrosia] Doc: ...and snatch her eggs. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Doc: We do this turkey-style. Fill this with baster paste. Here's some chick lit to help you slop your gobbler. Sheriff: Okey strokey. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hambrosia: Exciting news! Meemaw thinks it's time you and me had a baby! Sheriff: But, chicken, God was too nauseous to bless you with a soggy box. You're plain as puke down there. Hambrosia: I hired a surrogate. You'll sir her gut. Hurshe: Let's chop-chop this boot knock! I got poon to peddle! Sheriff: Oh, shucks! I get to shuck your sister, on the up and up and-- Ohh! Ohhhhh! [jizzed hisself] I'm just gonna need a minute to get hard again. Hambrosia: No, sills. We'll do it surgically. Sheriff: Aw, shucks! But for real this time! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sheriff: I got us a new toy, baby! Come peel my carrot! Hurshe: You're gonna have to toss your own salad. I got a job across town. Ho dough before honey, honey. Sheriff: But I roided up my nugs for you! My sack wrigglers is chompin at the tip of my bit! Hurshe: Yech! You got scroat rage! Ugh! Sheriff: [upset] Guess I'll just head home to my... [vomiting] lovely wife. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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