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[as Doc checks Meemaw's life support machine, he sees a chinese woman doing all the work for her to keep Meemaw living]

Chinese Woman in Machine:
I sorry for I sleep! Please, no fire me. This best job in all China. Please, I do anything, and long time. But no substitution.

Doc:
I've never felt this way about anyone. Would you make me the happiest man alive...and do my laundry? And, uh, maybe a quick mani-pedi?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Xavier:
TV, the devil's dream box.

[Six Hours ($435.25) Later]

Xavier:
Yeah, TV, really rots your nut.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Doc:
What's up? I just rushed over here! I'm so lonely.

Hurshe:
It's this damn life-support machine! It's Koreanamese jap crap! See? "Made In China." You best fix this rice burner chop, chop!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Cutter the Vet:
I'm prepared to let you in on the ground floor of the Muffnuts global marketing revosnackvolution. When these treats hit the streets, they'll sell like Muffnuts! That's our slotto. That's a slogan and a motto all rolled into one, like a Muffnut.

Cutter the Vet:
It's like I like to say, quote, "You can quote me on this -- It's a Muffnuts world. We just live in Muffnuts!" Unquote.

Direne:
If I order a box of these things, will you scram and leave me to my comforting thoughts of suicide?

Cutter the Vet:
I'm proud of myself. Let me give myself a pat on the back for giving myself a hug. "Treat yourself when you reward yourself" ain't just my slotto, it's my creedifesto,. That's a cross between a creedaphorism and a philosofesto.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Britchard:
What is that dang-dang flashback that keeps haunting you?

Cutter the Vet:
This one mission. Me and the guys, had to torch a village -- No choice. It was for our own protection.

Cutter the Vet:
This lady was holding her infant when I smoked her and we pulled out. The sound of that crying baby just comes to me a lot. I 'spose I regret not doing the right thing and putting it out of its misery.

Britchard:
How long were you into service for?

Cutter the Vet:
Service? What are you talking about?

Doc:
The war.

Cutter the Vet:
I never been in no war, brother.

Doc:
My diagnosis -- You're suffering from having feelings.

Doc:
Science has made great advancements in the sluurpitive powers of the modern mouth.

Doc:
I'm gonna write you a prescription to bring to Hursh. She can suck you with such force, your psychic trauma will get spurted down the toilet of her trouble guzzling throat.

Doc:
[thinking] And I'm gonna watch.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hurlan:
Come by to deliver some great news.

Hurshe:
What, you died of aids?

Hurlan:
Close! You ain't a real Heartshe!

Hurshe:
Where'd you hear that bunk?

Hurlan:
Little bird told me. Hoss ain't your real daddy.

Hurshe:
Everyone knows I got daddy's lips.

Hurlan:
Yeah, well, they can pucker up and kiss my ass, 'cause you ain't got a Heartshe bone in your body.

Hurshe:
I got more Heartshe bones in my body than you can count to 20!

Hurlan:
Ah! That proves it, 'cause I can't count! Hoo hoo hoo!

[Hurlan happily leaves]

Hurshe:
Muttering to myself. Everyone knows I'm a Heartshe through and through. I was born gumming my way out of a Heartshe, and I'll die with a Heartshe gumming into me! Right?

[Hurshe then drinks paint]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Britchard:
What do you call reverse racism?

Man:
What?!

Britchard:
Killin' a bunch of sreggin!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sheriff:
I won't let my A-hole go AWOL ever again.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[after Sheriff gets kicked out from Hurshe, by not releasing feces on Hurshe's mouth]

Doc:
After feeding you eight cans of erotic laxative and 10 bottles of fecal intimacy pills, I got to conclude this impootence tain't physical.

Doc:
What's going on with your life?

Sheriff:
It's... [crying] My wife is abusing me. She's too wrapped up in her stories to cook me hot meals lately, so my belly ain't got love to share on her sister. Is the great log ride of my life over?

Doc:
[crying] You ain't a man no more. You're sexually incontinent. You should probably just kill yourself.

[Doc then shushes to Sheriff's ear]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sheriff:
Freeze! This is a glop-and-frisk! Spread and wet'em, girl! I'ma grind you into dogmeat and feed you to my crotch monkey. I'ma "Ooh-ooh" your "Aah-aah"!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Josiah:
I've counted every second without you! Indeed, a mighty number of our sneak attacks were ruined on account of my loud counting. Sarge sent me back here, until I promise not to count so raucously.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sheriff:
Where's my supper, ding-dong?! Belly needy yummy, dummy! I'm going out to eat. Snakulater.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Boss Hoss:
The ominous bodings of cosmic cataclysm Meemaw been making demand investigation.

Hurshe:
Case you hain't noticed, I is a woman, Daddy. We too sexy to do actual work. Being put in charge took such a weight off my shoulders, I'm a smellebrate with a load on my chesteses.

Hurshe:
Snakulater, masticator. [leaves]

Boss Hoss:
I should have made the other crackers fruit of my nuts head cheese.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Xavier's Dad:
Son! It was you who killed me!

Xavier:
What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? [draws on his notebook] Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- To death. [echoes] Yoohoo! Yoohoo!

Xavier's Dad:
No, no, no, no. No, not Yoohoo. It was you, damn it! [grabs Xavier] You, Xavier -- You killed your own father! [drops Xavier]

Xavier:
Me? It was I who -- I killed my...no! [falls down on the desert splitting himself into doubles] NO!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Xavier stops the Ink Blot's violence]

Xavier:
RORSCHACH ATTACK! Look out! it's pure violence con carnate!

Ink Blot:
I tried to tell you. I'm violent if you're violent.

Xavier:
But I'm not violent at all, Look.

[Xavier violates the people]

Ink Blot:
You killed those people.

Xavier:
Did I? [to the viewers] What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him.

Ink Blot:
I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me.

Xavier:
That proves he doesn't know.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Cutter the Vet:
How you want me to kill him? St. Louis style? In the key of "G"?

Hurshe:
However you want, alright?

Cutter the Vet:
Listen to our specials? We got the Atheist in the foxhole where I shove a fox up his hole till he screams for God.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hambrosia:
[sobbing] Don't die! Don't die, please! I'll slobber your dingus.

Bofum's Ghost Hands:
No deal.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hurlan:
Someone took my Jojo! He's been kidnapped! You got to help me find him!

Sheriff:
Describe Jojo.

Hurlan:
He -- He's brown.

Sheriff:
I'm gonna stop you there. Police can't help no brownies.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toader:
I am Abraham Lincoln. I freed the slaves, ending all racism.

All:
Boo!

Sheriff:
THE REAL HURLAN KILLER! GET HIM!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bofum:
Hey, Clem, Your wife is selfish in bed. Kept screaming out "Anybody but y'all"!

Clem:
Oh, you half-ass everything.

Bofum:
No, I got her ass whole.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bofum's Ghost Hands:
I'll slobber your dingus!

Sheriff:
No deal.

Bofum's Ghost Hands:
What are you, homophobic? Hate crime! Call 3-1-1!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jojo:
Would you slobber my dingus?

Cutter's Doll:
No deal.

[Jojo's realisitic eyes intensifies]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Boss Hoss:
You've got to gain control over your fiscal solvency or your butthole, whichever shakes out first.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hambrosia:
Now I can strip it off of you and we can cuddle up on the bed I made for us.

Sheriff:
I don't have time to vomit right now!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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