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Prisoner (about Cruz):
Dead bitch walking.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine:
Carlos, the woman ate a bunch of pills and now there's a gas leak in her building. Do you see?

Carlos:
I see you're hell-bent on ruining this day.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Judge Stark:
In the meantime, the defendant will be held at the Riker's Island detention center.

Cruz:
You can't be serious.

Judge Stark:
Next case.

Rivers:
Your Honor, permission to approach?

Judge Stark:
Next case, as in the one after this one.

Cruz:
That's a death sentence and you know it.

Judge Stark:
A death sentence without a trial? Who would do a thing like that? I'm a big fan of due process.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Rivers (to the judge about Cruz):
Your Honor, my client has been a member of the NYPD for ten years. She hasn't missed a day of work except when injured in the line of duty. She's not exactly a flight risk.

Ross:
To the contrary, Your Honor. The defendant has a list of civilian complaints lodged against her the size of the Manhattan yellow pages, and she's been the subject of three Internal Affairs investigations. Additionally, she has no living relatives or any other ties to the community. If she has a brain cell, she already has a plane ticket in her pocket.

Rivers:
That's blatantly and demonstrably false, Your Honor.

Judge Stark:
That she has a brain cell or a plane ticket? Sergeant Cruz, do you, or do you not have ties to the community?

Cruz:
Depends on your definition.

Judge Stark:
What happened to your face?

Cruz:
I… tripped over my ties to the community.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine (about Carlos):
She's obviously suicidal.

Carlos:
Oh, come on. If she wanted to kill herself all she had to do was go...

Levine:
Would you keep your voice down? She doesn't need instructions.

Carlos:
I am not gonna spend the rest of the day at Bellevue because some wack job tried to get high on Rolaids. I'm not.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Carlos (to Kathy):
So, um, let me get this straight. You thought that you were gonna die from eating too many antacid tablets?

Kathy:
That won't kill me?

Carlos:
Maybe if you're eating them when you're walking out into traffic...

Levine:
Carlos.

Carlos:
...or something. Um, actually, you shouldn't exceed the recommended dose of any medication unless you first consult your physician.

Kathy:
Even if I'm just taking them to get high?

Carlos:
Especially then. Yeah, you shouldn't abuse medicine for any reason, ever.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Kathy:
I guess I wanted to, you know, see what it was like to do drugs. So I took a bunch of pills then I instantly regretted it, but it was too late. I called you guys because I didn't know how long I had and I hate those stories when the neighbors call the police because they smell a bad odor. So if I died, I wanted to make sure somebody found me right away.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Kathy:
I'm fine, so… never mind.

Carlos:
Well, there's paperwork for "never mind" so you might as well just let us in.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prisoner:
If it wasn't her brother, it was somebody else's.

Cruz:
Oh, that's brilliant.

Prisoner:
Are you calling me stupid?

Cruz:
No. Pissing off a cop who's gonna be out of here by five o'clock is... is genius.

Prisoner:
Well, at least I know how to do some math, bitch. There's a whole bunch of us and one of you.

Cruz:
Fine. I'm scared. I'm gonna be over in the corner trembling, bitch.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prison Guard:
Cruz! Cruz! Come on, come on.

Cruz:
Speak up, I think a few people in Guam didn't hear you.

Prison Guard:
I need a next of kin.

Cruz:
I don't have one.

Prison Guard:
Cousin? Aunt?

Cruz:
I understand the concept. I don't have one.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prisoner (to Cruz):
Wherever I've seen you, I didn't like you

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Carlos (about Stu):
I know him.

Walsh:
You do?

Carlos:
Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great.

Levine:
Not for me. I was gonna play center.

Carlos:
It's great because it means he's ugly.

Levine:
What are you talking about?

Carlos:
Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hunky Fire Dudes who show up just long enough to get all the women all worked up then slither off into the sunset.

DK:
As opposed to someone who just bothers 'em and won't go away.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Grace:
So, Lieu, what do you know about the new guy?

Walsh:
He needs to buy a vowel for his last name.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Yokas:
I need to call my lawyer and tell her that I'm not gonna be coming back.

IAB Cop:
Look, we're talking about murder, okay? We're talking 25 to life. You better hope that having to postpone your little family court case is the biggest problem you have at the end of this day.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Davis:
If they both had their stories straight, the investigation was closed. Then what changed?

(Finney walks in)

Sully:
Yeah, I wonder.

Davis:
What?

Sully:
Rat Junior shows up here and a month later one of us is behind bars. Nah, I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Cruz (as she is put in jail):
You can't put me in there.

Cop:
Captain Finney's orders.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Yokas:
Fred is not getting the kids.

Sully:
Yeah, my sister swore that she was gonna get full custody of her kids, too. Then the judge cited her hectic schedule and gave the kids to my lousy ex-brother-in-law.

Yokas:
Was your ex-brother-in-law a drunk?

Sully:
No. But from what I hear Fred used to be a drunk. And you're still a cop. So if I was you I would take this promotion and get myself a good lawyer.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Davis:
Don't tell me about corruption. We're trying to make things right. And if getting the really bad people off the street means I gotta fudge the truth a little bit, every once in a while, I can live with that.

Monroe:
Do you know how many brothers are in jail because of cops with that same mentality?

Davis:
And how many brothers and sisters get hurt or killed everyday by people who should be in jail but they're not because they got around the system? Tell me that.

Monroe:
I'm not gonna have your back on this.

Davis:
You don't have to.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Miller (to Cruz):
The days of you running cowboy over these streets are over. We're going back to the basics: pros, decoys, pick pockets, guns, and only if I tell you do something about it. And if you got a problem with that, your exit paperwork is in my desk, filled out, ready for you to sign.

Cruz:
Don't think you're gonna scare me off this job.

Miller:
I don't give you that much thought.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Cruz (to Miller):
What the hell was that about?

Miller:
What did I tell you this afternoon? You do nothing unless I authorize you to do it.

Cruz:
Ignore crime that's happening right in front of me?

Miller:
That's right. Unless I tell you to do something about it.

Cruz:
Hell no.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Val:
I didn't know what happened until later.

Jelly:
You must've been flabbergasted.

Val:
For real.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Man:
Officer Yokas?

Yokas:
Yeah?

Man:
Are you Officer Yokas?

Yokas:
What do you want?

Man:
Your husband is filing for divorce. You've been served.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Davis:
You know what Sully always says in situations like this? "Crap."

Monroe:
Crap.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Captain Finney:
What do you got?

Monroe:
Nothing.

Captain Finney:
When why the hell'd you call me?

Monroe:
I think I may need to change precincts. Someone warned Cruz that there may be a plant in the 5-5.

Captain Finney:
They say it was you?

Monroe:
No, not really. She thinks it may be her new boss.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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